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anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

feeling so miserable that not even gay sex can save me

#aardvark yapping

frodocore

i know this is entirely preference but i haaaaaaate fics where the shire is magically not homophobic and like has the same politics in regards to sex and gender as like NYC in 2026. likeeeeee hobbits in the four farthings are racist to bucklanders for having BOATS like buckland is next to the brandywine of course they have boats bro 😭😭😭 also bilbo is a weirdo and socially ostracized for never having gotten married at all and yall fic writers want me to believe BEING GAY would be accepted what are you TALKING ABOUTTTT

sillyaardvarkguy

i believe that elves and dwarves are not homophobic, but hobbits...

#samfro #lotr #idk what to tag #but i agree

innerchildabortionclinic

"creatives are all insane" = boring and overdone

"creatives are all perverts" = objectively true every time

ozempicofficial

roadhogsbigbelly

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

man i just found out that amanda abbington and martin freeman are two assholes, this makes me so sad cuz i have 2 of my favorite ocs named after them (i chose their names by sort of picking actors' names randomly but still) like dude why can't u just not be transphobic, misogynist etc etc

#aardvark yapping #not changing their names btw #they are not inspired by them #just have the same name #martin freeman #amanda abbington #why do people suck

lesbiandartagnan

yes, the portrayal of healthy platonic male friendships in lord of the rings is extremely important in showing not only healthy masculinity, but healthy complex and deep non-romantic same sex relationships. however, that doesn't stop frodo and sam from being gay as fuck

artfight is so fuunnn it almost makes me forget that im want to kill myself

#aardvark yapping

luto

#aardvark yapping #brazil

didn't the japanese learn from their anime that u should not underestimate the enemy?

#aardvark yapping #world cup #brazil #brasil #japan #brazil x japan