#randomationality

[geekysteven]

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown and randomationality (deactivated?)

[ask-a-bot]

oh, see look

he's already comfortable with you guys!

That's nice. I like you.

Do you like me too, Star?

Yes. So much that I'd like to stuff you.

... "Stuff me"? What does that mean? Ooh! Do you mean you're gonna give me ice cream?

... Maybe.

I dunno. It sounded like some kind of threat to me.

[ask-one-orion-pax]

OH

oh my crap I should've asked first

Paxton is a nickname, I guess for you

sorry mate actuals sorry

Oh, okay, I see it now! Heh...it's alright. You can call me Paxton if you want.

[ask-a-bot]

hi I know I'm here again but I got another something

starscream look its your brother !!!! look its your brother !!!!! its your brother starscream !!!!!! look its your brother !!!!!! oh yeah the question, what's something he did that was funny to you

Did you draw that yourself? You're very talented and clever! 🥺 Will you draw me?

Something he did that made me laugh... hmm... well, he danced off the side of a building when we were at a concert, once. Then he panicked and forgot he could fly and me and Skywarp had to rescue him before he splatted. Hahaha! It was annoying at the time, but it was funny.

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i don't know if y'all will get this but honestly Megatron you were born to be a "OMGG HAIIIII GUYS !!!!!!!" but trauma forced you to be a "hi"

I... have no doubt that this will make sense to more than 50% of the humans that see this...

Wait a minute! Are you implying that I am the only one who has lived a traumatic life?

Exactly! My life has been an endless cycle of pain and suffering and-

Silence!

So mean! 😔🥺😢😭

Starscream! Enough.

[ask-a-bot]

okay I know I'm here thrice - I'm really annoying I'm sorry - but I got another nother something

If y'all were humans, this is what I think your ethnicities would be:

Megatron you'd be Polynesian-Scottish (like the Polynesian is Samoan and Tuvaluan yeah)

Starscream you'd be a Filipino (Tagalog-speaking Filipino) also a bit British. I don't know, you just seem like a Brit, I'm sorry.

Optimus, I know this would be the most out of place thing ever, but you'd be Japanese. Yeah. ifykyk right

And Bee, you'd be african-american

thanks for listening to my crappery, I will now return to creating more of my terrible art

Don't apologise! What you said is interesting and it made me think.

Cybertron does have very distinct cultures, determined by "class" and the place of origin. There is something Scottish about Tarn (which I find funny because "tarn" is a Scottish word).

That's an interesting point, Megatron. I don't know enough about Earth cultures to compare them with the cultures of Cybertron, but I know you're always pretty happy and comfortable in Scotland and Northern England, when we go.

Yorkshire. You mean Yorkshire. I am particularly fond of that North Eastern coastline and the moors. When the weather is pleasant, Scotland and Yorkshire are both... the feeling... it feels like home to me. However, the Cybertronian shops, cafés and such are growing in number now – I can always hide from the weather if necessary.

Seems strange. Peacetime is really changing everything for the better, in ways I could never have imagined.

Yes... I like being able to fly wherever I want without getting threatened or shot at. Being instantly recognisable used to be much more dangerous. Now, I just get asked for autographs! I like it!

You would.

I like it too! It's nice to have humans beep and wave when I go by.

I like being invited to sit and talk with humans after a long journey. That's nice. Don't you like it, Megatron? You're frowning.

That has not happened to me. When I show myself, humans run away or... decide they have an important appointment somewhere else.

Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure things will improve in time.

[ask-a-bot]

wait

how old do you guys think you are in human years

this is pretty much genuine because i need to know

Uhhh...

I think Wheeljack worked that out using a spreadsheet.

Really?

Yeah. It might not be accurate though.

Teletraan-1 might be able to work it out.

Well, seeing as Teletraan worked out our birthdays, probably, yeah.

Really?

Yeah! Megatron's is, like, a couple days before Halloween! And Optimus, your birthday is December – New Years Eve!

But, we don't celebrate-

When's mine? Quickly! Tell everyone when mine is! I want greetings and well wishes and presents!

Uh... springtime, I think. April? Maybe? I'll call Wheeljack and find out.

Yay!

When's mine?

I'll find that out too.

Thanks!

But... we don't celebrate birthdays.

No harm in celebrating human things on Earth, is there?

Well, I guess...

There's no harm in it, Kup. Let them have their fun.

Can we give Megatron the bumps?

... What are bumps?

[ask-a-bot]

OH MY GOODNESS, thank you SO MUCH Megatron, we PROMISE we'll be silent like in a Quiet Place, NO SOUNDS EVER

also don't worry Starscream, I'm loud too (i get told off too many times for talking and laughing with my sister when we're supposed to go sleep)

Starscream does not understand the difference between: Indoor Voice, Outdoor Voice and Battlefield Voice. He screeches and shouts as if he needs to be heard from miles away, over the blasts of my fusion cannon.

It's because you're deaf!

I am clearly not.

Well, you have been on and off since you caught that cold.

I can still hear Optimus when he talks to me normally.

Yup.

I haven't had to shout.

Me either.

Thank you for backing me up.