Himeko, Feixiao, and Kafka giving hickeys to s/o shorter then them.
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(H:SR) Himeko, Feixiao, Kafka, Acheron, Herta, Qingque, Serval, and Rappa giving their S/O hickeys
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Mild NSF-W Implications
Himeko notices the lipstick marks on her S/O's neck the moment she glances their direction.
A small part of her blushes upon realizing it, but didn't bring it up immediately as a small smile forms on her lips.
Right now there was no one in the car with them, so why rush?
(Himeko) "Dear?"
(S/O) "Hm? What's up?"
She points to her own neck, a hint of mischief accompanying her tone as she spoke up.
(Himeko) "I think there's a spot on you right...here."
S/O's face goes bright red at that, immediately scrambling to rub it off much to Himeko's laughter.
(Himeko) "You're lucky I pointed it out. Depending on the mood, I'm not sure I would've.~"
Feixiao smirks at the mark left on S/O, knowing she was the cause of it.
It was a lovely shade of red on their neck, why change it? Hell, why even mention it?
Everyone knew that S/O was with Feixiao, might as well show proof of it!
(S/O) "Ow ow ow...!"
Immediately, their hand went to their hickey, pouting ever so slightly. Looks like there was no need to mention that it was there after all.
(S/O) "Did you have to bite so hard...?!"
Feixiao laughed, hugging S/O closer as their head rested on her chest.
(Feixiao) "Come ooon! Little cutie like you? How could I resist?~"
Of course Kafka would leave hickeys on S/O. That wasn't a question of if, just when.
It didn't even have to be in bed, it could've just been a kiss or two and she would've left multiple anyway.
Regardless, Kafka's eyes drift down to where she left marks, trailing from their shoulder to the side of their neck.
Admiring her work as one hand drifted under her chin, Kafka leaned further into the mattress, the other dragging a finger across their body and making S/O shiver from the sensation.
(Kafka) "Think this will get the message across that you're taken?"
(S/O) "There are better ways to do it, I'd think..."
Their blush betrayed their feelings, S/O unable to look Kafka directly in the eyes.
Something that made her laugh, the sultry tone of it lulling S/O closer.
(Kafka) "I guess having a picture of me on your phone would be just as entertaining...but where's the fun in that when I don't get to hear your cute little moans?"
S/O had nothing to retort her flirting, the tip of their ears flushing red again.
Acheron blinks at the bite marks left all over S/O's body. They were panting heavily while she was relatively still full of stamina.
Unsurprising to the both of them, really. But what was shocking:
(S/O) "I...didn't know you were a biter."
(Acheron) "I read somewhere that 'hickeys' was a sign of affection, so I thought it'd be worth a shot."
A little smile formed on the corner of her lips, staring at S/O.
(Acheron) "...Was it?"
(S/O) "I might be a little sore after, but...I'd say so. Just might need to cover it when we go out to eat later."
...Wait a second-
(S/O) "Acheron, hold on. Where did you read that?"
(Acheron) "Oh, I had found a strange store in the Golden Hour. I got lost trying to find a place for us to eat and found it. Their magazines were a little...graphic, but I managed to flip to the excerpt talking about it."
Well, they didn't really expect any less from Acheron.
...But it felt pretty good, so they didn't mind too much.
Herta is already adjusting her hat back on, seemingly unaffected while S/O was out of breath and borderline on the verge of death.
The amount of hickeys they had was comical, being marked all over their body.
(Herta) "Hm...Short of breath, heartrate is abnormally high, arousal levels are..."
As S/O struggled to get up, Herta continued muttering to herself as she flipped her hair back, not even turning back to her lover.
(S/O) "T-That was just an experiment...?!"
(Herta) "One that you enjoyed greatly, it seems. Though, I did as well."
Nodding to herself and checking something off in a tablet before a Puppet Herta fetched it from her, she clapped her hands as if to get S/O off their feet with the gesture.
(Herta) "Come now, we must move onto phase two. The social ramifications of such markings must be observed with my eyes."
(S/O) "I...have to show everyone your hickeys?!"
(Herta) "Naturally. Why else would I bother to go through the effort of covering you all over myself?
(S/O) ?!
(Herta) "...Oh, don't give me that look! It's not as if I'm sending you out there naked."
Qingque snickers to herself, knowing the kind of present she left on S/O's neck.
But it was thanks to her sinister smile that S/O figured out quickly what she gave them.
(S/O) "Q-Qingque! Come on, I have to go to work! I won't have time to cover this!-"
(Qingque) "Oh, it's not a big deal! It's just a symbol of our love!"
(S/O) "You're only saying this because you can cover yours up with the collar...!"
(Qingque) "Maaaaaybe?~"
With a final kiss to S/O's neck, she waved goodbye.
(Qingque) "I'm off to work as well!"
(S/O) "That's a bold faced lie..."
Serval couldn't help but laugh at the smidge of lipstick smeared on their neck. And that wasn't even mentioning the other clearly visible marks left on it either.
(Serval) "Think I might've gotten a little carried away.~"
(S/O) "O-Ow, you think?!"
Serval rolled her eyes, but there was no hostility to it as she snuggled closer, dragging the sheets over them.
(Serval) "Oh don't be such a baby. It'll fade by tomorrow...Probably."
(S/O) "With how hard you did it, I doubt it."
(Serval) "Ouch, don't want your girlfriend to show much she loves you?"
(S/O) "Serval, I have inspection tomorrow! The first thing every soldier is gonna notice is the fact I have something on my neck!"
(Serval) "Please, you're wearing heavy armor and a fur coat! Who the heck's gonna notice something like that?"
...
(Gepard) "...S/O?-"
(S/O) "Please don't ask, sir..."
Did Rappa leaving love marks on S/O count as graffiti training?
...No, not really. But it was still something she wants to do more now! She could use this as a form of training!-
Is what she thinks of for a response when asked by her S/O why she did that.
Truthfully, she just wanted to show how much she loved them without words or art.
Though this was only a temporary artform, it'd still mean a lot to her and S/O!
...Mostly S/O since they were the one having to display it.
Thankfully for her, any hickey that could've been seen was covered by her clothes.
(Rappa) "Ninja Koibito, do you require assistance?"
Their hand rubbed the spots she had bit, wincing a little in pain.
(S/O) "Ack! I don't think there's anything you can do."
(Rappa) "Nonsense! I can immediately think of something!"
She immediately leans them back into the bed, a mischievous smile forming as she nibbled the tip of their ear, hearing them yelp.
ft: arlecchino, citlali, kokomi, ei, mualani, fischl, herta, acheron, rappa, feixiao, black swan, asta
warnings: none
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arlecchino -`✮´-
• though arle will appear unbothered at first, you'll catch the faintest tightening of her jaw as she debates whether to object
• initially instructs you to turn it over to a shelter, but the moment you clutch the trembling little creature closer to your chest and look up at her with wide, pleading eyes, her resolve crumbles
• "you will be responsible for it," "do not expect me to clean after it." despite these words, you'll find toys that "she found in lyney's old magic storage" (they're brand new), water bowls strategically placed near the kitten's favorite spots, and you'll even hear from lynette that arle asked her for advice on caring for the new kitty
• you may even catch her waving one of the toys around in the air, enraptured by how the little kitten flings itself around
• inwardly, she'll admire your compassion- even if she thinks its impractical
• though arle will never be effusive, the cat will become, in its own way, under her protection- just like you!
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citlali -`✮´-
• "do you plan to track dirt and fleas through this place? honestly, can you think before you act for once?” citlali will look ready to toss the cat straight out the door
• until the kitten gives a tiny mewl. her eyes will flick down with visible reluctance. you will see the faintest twitch in her stoic expression, like she's trying very hard not to care
• "...fine" she will grumble, though she will refuse to meet your gaze. "i guess it can stay...but if it destroys anything, you will clean up the mess. okay?"
• even as she scolds you, she'll order you to get it some food and a blanket
• when the kitten wobbles over to her and bumps its head against her boot, she will visibly stiffen, then, very carefully, crouch to pick it up, holding it like it might explode
• a couple days later, you'll find citlali curled up taking a nap with the kitten. if you bring it up, she'll deny that it ever happened. huh? you said you have a photo? dang, ai is getting too real these days...
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kokomi -`✮´-
• she will only hesitate for a second when you appear in the doorway, cradling a tiny, damp ball of fur
• within seconds, she'll be listing everything it will need: a soft towel, clean water, appropriate food, a place for it to sleep, and medical attention if necessary
• once the kitten's condition is stable, she'll insist on preparing an entire checklist for the cat’s care- feeding schedule, grooming, veterinary appointments, and enrichment activities. even goes as far as making a second plan in case the first one fails
• if you tease her gently- "you're going to spoil it, koko"- she will fluster and look away. "i'm simply just ensuring its wellbeing" kokomi insists, reorganizing her notes to hide her embarrassment
• every time she settles down to read reports, the kitten finds her without fail. it will crawl determinedly into her lap, curl into a warm little ball, and start to purr so loudly it will drown out her thoughts
• but inevitably, duty will call. when she gently slides her hands under the kitten to lift it away, her heart will shatter at the confused mewl. she promises herself that she will finish her work just a little faster, just so she can hold it again
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ei -`✮´-
• when you step inside tenshukaku holding the kitten, ei will straighten at once, her expression grave as if you've brought home some great omen
• "if...if it will make you happy...then it may stay"
• surprisingly gentle with the kitten, picking it up with utmost care to conduct a "formal inspection"
• ei will quickly grow attached to the kitten. but admittedly, she is not experienced with caring for domestic animals. her inevitable consultation with yae will equip her with the necessary skills to care for the furry creature, but also come along with instructions for a... "bonding ritual"
• "she said...tug its tail...thrice?" on the third tug, the kitten will emit a tiny offended squeak and nip her finger with surprising force (why would she ever trust yae????)
• the first time it falls asleep on her lap, ei will freeze completely. you will assure her it’s just a nap, but she'll remain perfectly still until it wakes up, determined not to disturb it. she'll even try to meditate through the kitten's loud purrs, but you catch her opening an eye to check on it one too many times
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mualani -`✮´-
• the instant she will see you step through the doorway with a little bundle of fur, her eyes will go wide and sparkle with joy
• before you can explain, she will already be kneeling down to greet the kitten, speaking in the gentlest voice you’ve ever heard
• begs you to let her keep it (you were already gonna)
• good luck trying to help. every time you attempt to assist her, she'll either beat you to it or accidentally step in front of you. eventually, you'll learn to just stand there and watch her spin around the room in a blur of cheerful determination
• mualani will also celebrate every victory. "look! it's eating!" "look, it's exploring!"
• she'll love to play with the kitten, dangling ribbons, rolling little toys across the floor, laughing every time it does a flip or somersault
• by the end of the day, she will have claimed it as part of the family without question. when you watch her smile so earnestly spending time with the little one, you’ll feel like bringing the kitten home was the best decision you ever made
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fischl -`✮´-
• "verily...thou hast returned with a creature most curious!" fischl will declare in her melodic, formal voice
• she'll approach slowly, almost reverently, as if the kitten is a sacred emissary sent by the stars themselves, and drop gracefully to one knee and incline her head toward the kitten
• "be not afraid, small one. for thou standest before fischl, prinzessin der verurteilung, and her noble companion," she will intone solemnly, gesturing toward oz
• within minutes, will probably have spun some elaborate tale about the kitten's origins
• she'll prepare a special place for the kitten to rest, arranging a blanket like a miniature royal bed, naming it something like "sanctum of the celestial familiar"
• if you later catch her dozing with the kitten tucked under her chin and comment on how cute she looks, she will flush scarlet
• "s-such indelicate observations are...are..." she will sputter, hiding her face behind her hand
• oz will chuckle, "the prinzessin wishes you to know she is...most gratified by your approval"
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herta -`✮´-
• herta will only briefly look up from whatever experiment she's conducting or report she's reading
• if you start explaining where you found it, she will wave a hand dismissively, but she'll look up from whatever she's working on to study the new arrival like a data set "hm. it is sort of cute, i suppose," she'll admit
• has her puppets gather and set up everything necessary for the kitten without even asking you if you're going to keep it (its because she wants to keep it)
• to your dismay the kitten will prefer herta. "well, obviously it'll prefer me," she will say offhandedly, tapping her chin. "most living creatures do"
• but on the off chance it prefers you, she'll claim the kitten is "defective" or that its "merely reacting to pity pheromones" because "you do give off a bit of a helpless aura sometimes." won't admit that she's just a teeny tiny bit jealous, but the next time the kitten meows at her, she visibly struggles to fight off the smile threatening to pull at her lips
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acheron -`✮´-
• acheron will be surprisingly accepting of the shivering little kitten! she'll slowly extend a gloved hand, going very still when the kitten starts to sniff her fingers
• part of the reason was that she saw herself in the kitten. she, too, had once been a wanderer, adrift and uncertain. she had lost pieces of herself along the way, forgotten where she came from, and who she was meant to be. and then, just when she thought she would stay lost forever, you found her
• the other part is because she finds it adorable (what is she, heartless???)
• acheron will definitely talk to the kitten in plain english, explaining the expectations she places
• "that means you will refrain from climbing onto the dinner table and counter...and you will also not attempt to eat anything larger than yourself" she lectures, the kitten obliviously swatting at her outstretched hand, "...but exceptions can be negotiated"
• she'll also often forget to feed the kitten, her thoughts drifting elsewhere. lucky for her, the kitten was always ready to remind her, mewling insistently until she finally remembered to set out its food
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rappa -`✮´-
• rappa immediately treats the situation like a top-secret ninjutsu rescue mission, dubbing it "operation fluffy justice" and declaring herself and you the cat's sworn protectors
• somehow already has a kitten ninja costume on hand
• other than providing the "fuzzy disciple" with all the essential care and things, rappa also attempts to train it in the ways of the ninja. she'll build tiny obstacle courses with pillows, boxes, and other objects she finds around the "dojo" (your house)
• the kitten ignores all of them and instead naps on her "scrolls" (her manga), which she takes as a sign of "hidden potential"
• she insists that the kitten "needs to learn independent survival," but somehow the cat always ends up curled against her at night
• to her, taking in the kitten is a small but powerful act of justice. she'll be proud of you, but probably won't ever tell it to you straight because she always gets too flustered
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feixiao -`✮´-
• feixiao's reaction is immediate. she just crouches down, grinning widely, and greets the cat like it’s an old friend with no hesitation
• regarding all the essentials to take care of the new recruit, don't worry! everything she procures will be top of the line so the kitten can be as strong as possible!
• similar to rappa, feixiao will give the kitten a ridiculous nickname on the spot- something like "tiny tiger" or "whisker warrior"
• she'll embrace the destruction the kitten brings. if the cat knocks over a glass, claws at the couch, or nips her fingers, she'll just laugh. she'll treat the mischief like it's part of a noble warrior training arc
• will definitely show the kitten off to her comrades, especially moze and jiaoqiu. even names it their squad's new mascot
• she'll absolutely carry the cat in his jacket or in a custom pouch when she goes out so it can "experience the wind like a real warrior". she'll be careful not to move too quickly, lest the kitten be injured
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black swan -`✮´-
• at first, black swan won't say anything. just her signature small, unreadable smile as she glances at the scruffy creature in your arms. you brace yourself for judgment- but it never comes
• "so this is our newest guest?"
• she'll spoil the shit outta the lucky little kitty. premium food, silk-lined bedding, maybe even a tiny charm necklace that "matches her aesthetic"
• despite the kitten being your idea, it'll end up following black swan around the house instead of you. curled near her feet while she reads, pawing at her dress, and sleeping on her side of the bed!
• it even leaps into her lap on command. "it listens better than you," she'll always tease
• she'll also "pretend" the kitten can speak to her(maybe it can??). for example, if you comment on how affectionate it was toward her, she'll respond instantly with: "it told me i am its moon". whatever that means
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asta -`✮´-
• you won't even be able to react before asta swoops the kitten out of your arms like it's some kind of priceless artifact in one swift, practiced motion
• she'll immediately name it after a star. no room for debate. and within 48 hours, your apartment has a custom cat tree shaped like a telescope tower, complete with moon-shaped cushions and a rotating star projector at the top
• her bank account knows no end, so she'll also buy premium food, a jeweled nametag+collar, custom heated floors, and an ai-powered self-cleaning litter box
• the kitten will also travel with asta to work in a carrier with little sun and moon stickers because "it just...helps me think better when she's nearby"
• she also somehow gets it certified as a researcher, so kitty has its own id card hanging from its collar
• and when she can't bring the kitty, she can always take a peek at what its doing through one of the many hidden cameras she's installed for this very purpose
may i request you write about hsr girl reaction when you ask “What would you do if I disappeared?” please ? :3
"What would you do if i disappeared?"
𝆹𝅥 Romantic drabble
𝆹𝅥 Stelle The Herta, Bronya, Fugue, Rappa, Cipher (HONKAI STAR RAIL)
Stelle
Why are you asking, are you, like, planning on disapearing? Where are you even going and why without her? You should really stop asking such weird things, that is her job not yours, you almost make her worry there! But, if you really want to know, well, she will get worried, she will not understand what is happening but instead of just crossing her arms and worry she will go out and search for you, she will spend all her existance searching for you if she needs, no matter what happens in the journey she would at least want answers of why you disappeared so suddently and left her alone
The Herta
Why do you have to waste her time with such silly questions? She is a busy woman, you know? If you really are that bored go and bother one of the puppets, why do you have to bother her personally? And don't insist, because that is an stupid hypothetical scenario, she is Madam Herta, she has been under Nous gaze before, do you really think you can just disapear one day without her not knowing about it before, the moment and the after of that event, do you really think she will not know where you are?
Bronya
Quite the question you just made, um... how did you even come up with that question? Just thinking about it make her feel chills, she doesn't even want to think on that posibility, but, if you want to know of course she will imediatly mobilize the Silvermane Guards to search for you, she will treat this as any other missing person report and will do her best to try to find you, but if you disapear for good she will try her best to continue, she has responsabilities to attent, but each time the door of her office is knocked she would hope is someone with news about your where abouts
Fugue
Planning on leaving so soon? That is rude, you know? But, if you where to disapear just like that then she will search for you, because of her previous work she made a lot of contacts and friends so she would at least get some hints to follow to be able to find you again, but, if you were really about to disapear for good then why not do it together? You two could just go away, somewhere no one knows you, to become strangers of the world together, to forget about the past and just start over, wouldn't that be amazing?
Rappa
Don't tell her, it is that the Evil Ninja Osaru is threatening you? Worry not dear because Rappa will protect you from all evil with her Dazzling Ninja Seals! You really want an answer? Well, she will search for you, of course! Ninjas must protect, watch the back of the other, you two are together on this and she will never leave you behind, if you two get separated then she will travel thought all the world with her ninjutsu and find you again! Even if it takes her all eternity she will not stop trying to find her way to your side!
Cipher
Are you trying to trick a trickster? How funny! You know that would never happen, you are now stuck with her! If you were to disapear theb you would have to win against her in a race first, after all who know better Amphoreus than little Cipher? Good luck trying to find somewhere to go where she will not find you, more than disapearing for her it will be nothing but a small game of hide and seek, besides, you have become way too important for her to simply let you slip from her hands like that
┆彡 summary. headcannons about driving.
┆彡 cw. blade x reader. moze x reader. boothill x reader. crashes. suggestive (mention of making out). curses. road rage. boothill's part is short bc headache. not proof read. [1.5k]
m.list | request.
STELLARON HUNTERS (BLADE).
Canonical Blade can drive. Silver wolf tried one time, she almost caused your death (she said she had a perfect score. She meant in the game..) Firefly can’t, Kafka can but always let Blade drive.
Passenger princess treatment from Blade. The type to have his hand on your thighs, drawing meaningless shapes. He lets you choose the music, and you know he likes it when he taps his finger to the rhythm.
Though if you call him out he will deny it all.
If you were craving food at whatever time, he WILL drive you there.
No matter the distance or time. Blade’s getting the car keys and driving you there.
He sometimes participates in races.
Tailored a jacket based off of him for you to wear.
′′It brings me good luck.′′ he says.
But you know the pink hues slowly merging into red ones. Even if he hides his face, blade’s ears are a dead give away.
Make out sessions in his car. I’m talking heavy ones.
The type to ask you to feed him when he drives. His eyes focused on the road, while his ears were listening to your daily gossip.
He does have light road rage. Mostly when the other car initiates it, he scares them off. He doesn’t want to waste time and ruin your time together.
But when the mara struck and he couldn't control his anger, he tried to crash them… You gave him the silent treatment for a week + no kisses or cuddles for a month + never sat next to him choosing to sit farther from him even in the car, and he never tried that again.
Sometimes the other stellarons crash your outings.
Silver Wolf would be popping bubble gums while her game audio is at max volume. She would be sitting right behind you, easy access to whisper to you and teasing Blade.
Kafka would be in the seat behind Blade’s. Easy to annoy him with light kicks and can also see you clearly while you talk (she just loves window seats.)
And Firefly in the middle. She’d talk to you about recent missions encounters and whatever’s on the girl's mind. Would also ask blade to stop at a restaurant for take outs, and when he refuses she turns to you. Puppy eyes begging you to convince him. And of course, you agree.
The chaotic family trip vibe.
Except when Kafka drives then it turns into a girl night out and Blade.
He would be in charge of carrying heavy stuff.
You let Firefly sit in front while you sit next to Blade.
He sits in between you and Silver Wolf.
One because SW will die before she gives up the window seats. And two he likes how you lean on him (plus a good excuse to say he’s looking at the window when Kafka and SW teases him about how he watches you with tender eyes.)
Overall; a good 9/10 vibe when driving with Blade. (minus one because it can be annoying when he crashed.)
YAOQING TRIO (MOZE).
All of you have your driving license. So let’s cut it into four parts ;
When Moze is driving :
Respect the rules. A calm driver who has little to no road rage.
The type to park whenever he needs something so as to avoid any danger. This man is the textbook example of how a driver should act.
However, Moze would NOT let the music play.
′′ It distracts me from the road. ′′ o/10.
Even if you bring out any deal, Moze will just continue dead staring into the road. He will not budge.
When Fei Xiao is driving :
Hold on to your prayers and your seat belt.
Number one street racer here, she will respect the red light but other than that? Nah.
′′ Why go slow when you can break the sound barrier? ′′ Fei Xiao probably.
The type to eat and drive, if she dropped something she would grab it herself and let go of the wheel forcing either you or Moze to stir in her stead.
Which leads to my next point. Either you or Moze HAVE to be on the front passenger seat. This woman is NOT to be trusted with a wheel.
But whoever sits next to her will ALWAYS receive princess treatment.
Moze hates her for it, so he lets you ride next to her.
It’s all fun and game until she’s too caught up in a conversation with you to notice the huge truck heading your way.
You manage to stir out of the way and she just laughs and slaps your back telling you she knew what she was doing.
You banished Moze to the front for a month and to the couch for a week after that.
When Jiaoqiu is driving :
Pre 2.5? Kind of a responsible driver. He still has some slip up and he often pretends to crash to scare all of you out.
He gets banned from spicy foods when he pulls stunts like these.
Post 2.5? No.
In the back seat, he is however in charge of snacks and pranks.
′′ Oh hey we’re here!′′ ′′..no we are not?′′ ′′ that’s what it’d sound like when one of you notices it.′′ proceed to stare into your soul but he’s looking at the seat.
Many blind jokes, it’s his coping mechanism.
The type to sit behind the driver seat and cover their eyes. ′′ Guess who~′′ (′′THE IMMINENT DEATH IF YOU DON’T LET GO′′)
His tail takes up most of the back seat but if he allows you, an amazing sleeping spot. But has an interesting way to wake you up…(he put hot peppers underneath your nose until you wake up in a coughing fit lmao)
Overall 7/10 (you still didn’t forgive him for the hot pepper prank.)
When your driving :
Responsible driver with a hint of road rage. Kind of similar to Blade’s aforementioned, but tamer….ish.
Moze would be in charge of the gps, Feixiao of the music (her gym playlist would be playing because it is the only acceptable one of hers), Jiaoqiu of the food as usual.
But the moment someone tries to push you into another lane or bump into you while overtaking you?
They are holding into their seatbelt and praying to The Hunt.
Physically having to restrain you before you get out and show them why you are the General’s Lieutenant. Insults after insults, it’s even funnier when you insult them in The Xiaozhu tongue while they stand there confused.
But a quick snack shoved to your mouth by Moze and you are all fine and dandy.
′′ Where do you guys wanna eat :) ′′ ′′you almost killed a man..?′′ ′′do you want me to finish him or go eat? ′′ ′′eat.′′ ′′:)′′
Wife happy, we happy.
Wife mad, we scared.
Overall 10000000000000/10 (biased bc no you are not wrong ???)
GALAXY RANGERS (BOOTHILL).
Oh boy.
There are only two actual drivers, Boothill and you.
Rappa is licenseless and it’s better if it stays that way.
Boothill prefers to drive, you don’t mind since you get to enjoy the scenery and sleep.
Rappa is always in the backseat.
They got banished there after some..unfortunate incidents.
She almost crashed you all. She saw something she deemed was necessary to investigate. Boothill refused to pull over, so she did the next best thing. She tried to jump out.
You had a heart attack trying to pull her back in, you had to climb into the front all while begging Boothill to help.
Meanwhile Boothill was trying to keep you steady while making sure not to crash (oh yeah and also not hurt Rappa Though he kinda wanted to.)
You got pulled over by the police, but while you were reprimanded, Rappa distracted the police and pushed you all back into the car. Urging Boothill to hit the gas which he did all while laughing maniacally.
′′You are crazy!!? What would you have done if they started shooting??′′ ′′shoot back.′′ (father and daughter moment)
Safe to say Rappa was banished from the front seat and was obligated to have the seat belt on at all times.
princess treatment from Boothill. Would drive to the moon and earth.
Does have some road rage but one glare for you and he is calm.
He is a bit of a ′make your own solution′.
′′Oh no that car is blocking our way′′ ′′we’ll run them over.′′ ′′yes we’ll run them–WHAT′′
The type to fight over the songs, the other two joining soon.
You would have arrived at the destination before a song was agreed on.
Fun experience until he almost runs over an IPC member and you have to go on a car chase to lose the tens of IPC cars after you.
That meme.
Boothill singing along to the song while you death stare at him.
He slept on the couch that night and the following.
And the week after.
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rappa takes interest in you like love at first sight after meeting you, march, dan heng, and stelle in the festivals.
her eyes brighten like stars as they lock onto you.
“ forgive me for my rudeness, my sakura blossom, but, “ rappa grasps your hand and kneels. you look down at her as if she had two heads. “ you look breathtakingly beautiful and delicate like a rainbow after a fierce stormy day. please, allow i, rappa, the dazzling ninja to court you. i swear on my life that i will be your protector and protect you from e—“
stelle, who’s also down bad for you, gets all jealous and swats rappa’s hand away from yours. she shoves herself between you and the love-struck galaxy ranger, chest puffed out, chin high and hands on her hips.
“ as her protector, i shall decline! because i, the intergalactic baseball ninja, swore on my life that i will be the one to protect my delicate trash bag! “
“ my delicate. .what?? what am i witnessing right now! are you just going to stand there and not say something, (name)?? “ march inquires, looking over at you with raised brows before her face twists into a look of disbelief. dan heng just sighs and shakes his head.
as your suitors argue back and forth, you stare at them in awe.
