#rat grumblr

[rabdoidal]

another commission from beads! game changer survivor: battle royale x fantasy high junior year, in which ruben hosts a game show for his bard finals and everyone is extremely competitive over winning a free bowling game

🎳 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🎳

[cxlandine]

i keep telling myself that i'm over talking about the rat grinders on tumblr.com (they still live in my head rent free)

but i need to say that, mechanically speaking, their xp grinding WOULD have given them the regular hit points and abilities on paper as other adventurers - porter almost-killing high-level monsters for them is what made them into glass cannons.

practising the same moves over and over again against low-level enemies would be grueling and not teach them how to act in actual dangerous adventuring, but it would not give them mechanical anaemia. what it would be is slow - not fast enough for porter to execute his plan before they graduated. and why would he give a shit if they're glass cannons? it makes no difference to him if they survive the fight, so long as one of them gets elected. might as well fast-forward their progress so ruben and oisin can get 9th level spells

[finn-from-adventure-time]

Kipperlilly Copperkettle: At age fourteen, one of the teachers at my school realized that I was dealing with anger issues and elected to worsen them for his own personal gain. I was lied to, manipulated, convinced to undergo a ritual that would forfeit any control I had over my own actions, and forced to murder my friends with my own two hands. I tried to get help before it spiraled out of control, but none of the other adults in my life realized what was going on soon enough to stop everything that was happening to me. I died fighting for that man, and he didn’t even bat an eye as I faded into nothing.

Everybody for some reason: Wow. Sounds like all of that was your fault!

[aphoticfirefly]

Fantasy High Junior Year sketch dump i've been meaning to post for a while... its mostly Oisin and Ivy LOL i think they're very cool and have 'bitch and her baddie friend' vibes. i hope you guys dont mind nonsexual nudity btw, i really liked drawing post rage star scars on them :]

featuring Fig if she was ragestarred:

[nocturnal-artist]

What if we fell asleep on the couch during movie night next to each other and held hands maybe

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

too late (2b2k)

sort of sequel to this post

2b2k masterpost

had this one tucked away for a while and kept forgetting to post it lol

[rrat-king]

Fantasy High Fandom Gothic

fabian is dating riz. actually he is dating ragh. fabian is gay and masculinity is dead. actually he is bi and dating adaine, but also riz, they are poly now. he’s dating gorgug. him and the sexy rat have a thing on the side. who is aelwyn. who is mazey.

found family is the name of the game. who will adaine be adopted by next? how many dads can fig accumulate? fabian moves into mordred. the applebees siblings move into mordred. all of the rat grinders have been redeemed and move into mordred. except for kipperlilly. or especially kipperlilly. the fandom is in a civil war over the inherent nature of kipperlilly copperkettle.

gorgug is 14. gorgug is 18. it's always the first day of school. or the summer before junior year. or senior year. the bad kids will perpeutally be in highschool. gorgug is stuck in a time loop and will be 16 forever. adaine is also in the time loop. it's baron's fault. it's kalina's fault. she's been here the whole time.

everyone is trans. in what way? everyway. fig is transfemme except when he's transmasc. fabian is a magical girl. kristen lost her gender several deaths ago. riz has a secret goblin gender that no one can get to. he's also transmasc.

adaine is a werewolf. fabian is a vampire. riz is an angel. who is tracker o'shaughnessey?

the bad kids are vigilantes. they are planning a heist. they are at summer camp. they are at school but different. they are in a band. they are in school but differnt and also in a band. they are pirates. they play hockey. kalina is also there.

the house is divided between the masses and the rat grumblrs. the rat grundlers. the ring gingers. rungle.

there is no canon. everything is canon. legends fortell of the game master uttering prophetic words in campaigns adjacent to our own that riz is ace. the artist we all know and love for her canon masterpeices is said to have drawn coded rings. the top pairing on ao3 is fabriz. the fandom is in tatters.

[raziele]

hi where are the four other oisín fans I know you're out there somewhere please let's be mutuals I'm normal and funny and cool and great and you'll love me I promise:)