#ratchstar

[toxxicpill]

Old gays except it's these idiots

[stupidseeker]

💋

[emperor-starscream]

caught red handed

[thirdwheelingrightalong]

Tw: twink mention , Tw OpRatchStar, tw bottoms mention, threesome mentioned

Ratchet: You gonna eat that twink or can I?

Op: You mean Twinkie ?

Ratch: ...

Optimus *getting more concerned*: You mean Twinkie right?

Optimus: Right? ratchet?

Ratchet *devious expression*

Ultra Magnus: Optimus I told you to keep your bottoms fed!! I can't babysit anymore sparklings!

starscream: I vote threesome

Ultra Magnus: No. No! Nooooooo! 😭

Give Ultra Magnus a raise 2025

So glad to see my Ultra Magnus babysitting joke come in through the asks

[oldmanhealthcareairlines]

I drew this at like 2am on a work night i hate them

[transingthoseformers]

Starscream x Ratchet

[howdoyoudothedew]

Ratchet: Starscream and I do not have pet names for each other

Arcee: Oh, is that so? What do bees make, Ratchet? 

Ratchet: ...honey? 

Starscream, from the other room: What do you want, Autobot? 

Arcee: Don’t fucking lie to me ever again

[autobots-and-their-crazy-kids]

Ratchet: Don't any of you remember that we have to save Cybertron?! We can't just have fun with humans, stay stuck on Earth and expect everything to work out! It's not enough, we are not enough!

Starscream: No, Ratchet! We stuck together! We were gonna give Cybertron the help it needed! The only thing that stopped us... was you!

Ratchet: Well, I'm doing the best I can! It's all on me. I'm the medic. I have to make sure that my team stays alive...

Starscream: You're also the only one who still doesn't trust me!

Ratchet: Well, maybe, we would've been better off WITHOUT AN AUTOBOT LIKE YOU!!!

Optimus: Ratchet!

Starscream: ...

(The humans gasps in horror and the Autobots are shocked...)

Ratchet: (feeling guilt over his words) Starscream, I...

Starscream: ...I can't talk to you right now.