what assassins creed characters would order at starbucks according to me (source: i am right)
desmond: i’m thinking just a pike place w cream n sugar, he’s a simple guy but i also think he probably has a sweet tooth and likes to indulge in fun sweet stuff he never got to eat as a kid so he’ll get a big caramel frappuccino w extra caramel drizzle and probably some cake pops or a cookie from the bakery now n then. as a treat. (he deserves it)
altaïr: venti iced americano w 6 shots. jesus christ man.
ezio: he canonically finds black coffee too bitter. i think he’d be an iced vanilla or caramel latte guy with blonde shots and an extra pump of syrup. or perhaps an iced white mocha w vanilla sweet cream and caramel drizzle. or a pink drink.
connor: probably a black coffee, maybe a red eye if he’s getting ready for a late night. maybe some classic sweetener or perhaps a bit of cream?
edward: americano baby. something’s gotta cure that hangover he’ll probably spike it once you give it to him
jacob: iced coffee with caramel instead of classic and cream. not too fancy but still a fun little drink for a fun little guy.
evie: she’s getting an iced chai latte maybe some brown sugar or a splash of sweet cream if she’s feeling fun
arno: latte w two pumps vanilla and two pumps hazelnut aka a french vanilla latte bc he’s french.
bayek: grande mocha w no whip and an extra shot.
aya: vanilla cream cold brew with 2 pumps of white mocha. a yummy yet strong drink for a yummy yet strong lady
kassandra: iced chai w oatmilk (gay ppl like oatmilk)
eivor: black cold brew.
