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DM: You are taken to meet Raven Servant, the high priestess of the Raven Queen temple. She is dressed in long black robes, black arm-wraps, claw gauntlets, and a metal raven mask. You cannot tell her age or race.
Hanako (kitsune bard): She sounds amazing, I’m going to marry her.
Korvir: Guards! Help! *evil smirk*
Hanako (kitsune bard): Are we supposed to be scared? As soon as they realize who you are they’ll kill you.
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): Good point. Guards, Korvir killed Raven Servant!
Korvir:
DM: You find your way back to Raven Servant’s quarters. Raven Servant is standing in the room, and there’s a body on the floor in Raven Servant garments.
Godric (fairy warlock): Oh, no. You killed Korvir already?
Raven Servant: I had no choice, he attacked me.
Godric: I go to take off his mask.
Raven Servant: No, leave the body alone.
Godric: *narrows eyes* Why?
Raven Servant: It’s- it’s important for our customs.
Godric: I just want to see his face.
Raven Servant: I said leave it! Don’t make me call the guards!
Godric: Guyyyyyyys hurry up I think we have an even bigger problem!
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): Sorry for telling the Commissioner we’d caught Korvir, guys.
Hanako (kitsune bard): If we’re really quick, maybe we can get to him before Raven Servant kills him. She seemed to be winding up to a big smug speech.
Godric (fairy warlock): I’ll go ahead, I can fly faster than you guys can climb.
Commissioner Rynnura: Welcome to the Shibanah City Guard.
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): We’ve actually already been poking around a bit. Is the house on the level below related to the other crime scenes?
Rynnura: We believe so.
Thaddeus: Great! We’ve already found the murderer.
Hanako (kitsune bard): Shut up, Thaddeus.
Thaddeus: What?
Hanako: We just handed him over to Raven Servant to be quietly executed, remember?
Thaddeus: Oh, yeah.
Rynnura: Excellent, as your first job you can bring them in.
Thaddeus: Oops.
Godric (fairy warlock): Why is she so pleased we brought him alive? She hired us to kill him.
Hanako (kitsune bard): I don’t care, I just want to get paid.
Godric: A’ight.
DM: So you’re dropping Raven Servant off to Raven Servant?
Godric (fairy warlock): How do we tell which one we’re speaking about?
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): RS 1 and RS 2.
Godric: OG Raven Servant and Ex(communicated) Raven Servant.
Raven Servant: Give this letter of credit to the bank.
Godric (fairy warlock): Before we go, what are you going to do with Korvir?
Raven Servant: Kill him, of course.
Godric: What about Denral? We said we would let him go and he came willingly.
Raven Servant: He can choose his fate. Either die with this false prophet, or-
Hanako (kitsune bard): Come back to the flock?
Raven Servant: Indeed.
Hanako: Flock.
Raven Servant: I get it. One of the prerequisites of becoming Raven Servant is to be well-versed in raven puns.
