#ravenrock

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

peter: i thought i was straight until i saw benjy fenwick

peter: why’d it have to be HIM

peter: why couldn’t have been remus like everyone else

peter, in a ridiculously high pitched voice: no i’m not like other girls, my gay awakening was benjy

peter: i’m gonna kill myself

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

marauders as things my friends have said pt. 2

peter: i like weezer. and not just for buddy holly

remus: oh you virgin

benjy, overhearing them: nO HE’S NOT

james: wHAT?!

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

peter: fellas i need to tell you something

peter: i think i’m homosexual

peter: and also i’m addicted to cocaine

[rosekillerismylife]

@marauders-rarepair-fics prompt: rude word count: 233 pair: ravenrock (PeterxBenjy)

“Hello, what do you want?”

“You.”

“You are at Starbucks, sir, may I please take your order?”

“Oh, of course you may. But I’d rather take an order from you.”

“Sir, either you tell me what you want or you can go.”

“Oh, you don’t wanna know.”

“What. Can. I. Get. You?”

“Say, dear sir, can I get your number?”

“No, you cannot. But maybe I can interest you in one of our overpriced coffees?”

“Well, I don’t know how customer service usually works but maybe describing the coffee as overpriced isn’t the smartest thing to do. It actually could come of really rude and could also probably get you fired.”

“Do you want one or not?”

“I’ll have a caramel frappuccino with your number on the cup.”

“Alright, a caramel frappuccino. Coming right up.”

“Don’t forget to add your number, guapo.”

*whispered* “Wanker.”

- after ten minutes –

“Here you go, sir. That’ll be £7,50.”

*looks at the cup* “You forgot something.”

“What?”

“Where’s the number I asked for?”

“That’ll be £7,50.”

“Alright, there you go. Keep the change, pretty boy.”

“Thank you. Have a nice day.”

“You know, a smile couldn’t hurt.”

“Goodbye, sir.”

“Call me.”

“How would I – you slipped me your phone number, didn’t you?”

*from outside* “Absofuckinglutely!”

There’s a tiny piece of paper between the pound notes. Benjy picked it up. It says: ‘Peter Pettigrew. Call me: +44 **********’.

[rosekillerismylife]

@marauders-rarepair-fics prompt: rain; pair: ravenrock (PeterxBenjy); word count: 859

“Fuck!” Benjy exclaims. Angrily, he looks at the rain pouring down. It seems as if the world decided to end precisely on the day he left his umbrella at home. In his hurry to get to his new job as a music teacher in a nearby high school, he forgot to check the weather for today online and therefore didn’t think about bringing an umbrella with him. While he’s internally debating if he should just make a run for it or if the rain will stop in the next ten minutes, he shifts the pile of sheet music he’s carrying to fit under his jacket and fails gloriously.

“Oh come on. What the fuck did I deserve this for?!” Benjy sighs as he crouches down to pick up the scattered pages on the floor. Suddenly, there’s another hand reaching for one of the pages. Benjy looks up. “You really shouldn’t swear on school property. A student might hear you.” The unknown man says, smiling at Benjy. “Well, I’m sure that they know more swears than I do, believe me.” is his immediate response, not being able to take his gaze off the man in front of him.

As he skims the stranger’s face, Benjy notices the freckles that cover the bridge of his nose, the slight smile on the corner of his lips that seems to always be there and the fluffy strands of sand blonde hair that is covered by a blue beanie. “Sure, there’s no doubt about that.” The man chuckles. After picking up the last sheet of paper and handing Benjy the pile, he reaches out a hand. “I’m Peter by the way.” “I’m Benjy.” Benjy takes his hand and shakes it without letting his gaze slip from the face in front of him. It’s as if he’s trapped in a trance that he can’t escape from.

“Are you knew here? At this school, I mean” “Eh, yes. Today was my first day here.” “Oh” Peter smiles widely, as if he is deeply delighted by that information. “I hope the students weren’t giving you a hard time. Vicious little creatures…” The last part seems to be said to no one in particular. “Well, not entirely.” Benjy thinks about how the students in his first class put fake names on their name cards, so he was either forced to call them out by their made up name or just point a finger at whoever raised their hand. “But they were not the most annoying thing that happened to me today.”

“That awful, huh?” Peter says it more as a statement than a question but still wears an encouraging smile that gets Benjy to elaborate. He tells him about how his alarm didn’t go off this morning which made him forget his umbrella at home and also late for his first class, how he spilled coffee all over his shirt while using the machine in the teacher’s room and how he embarrassed himself in front of the principal because he pronounced his name wrong. Peter just stands there and listens patiently as Benjy rambles about his day, only providing a few comments about the described situation.

“I don’t think the rain is going to stop anytime soon.” Peter states after Benjy finished complaining about his miserable day. Sighing, Benjy takes note of the downpour outside of their little bubble under the roof of the school’s entrance. “No, I suppose not. I should probably just make a run for it.” Benjy says before adding: “Thanks for picking up the papers and listening to my disaster of a day. I appreciate it.” “No problem, it was my pleasure.” Peter smiles at him as if to ensure that it was indeed no problem. “Where did you park your car? I have an umbrella that should be big enough to fit both of us under it.”

Wordless, Benjy points in the vague direction where he parked his car this morning. He’s slightly startled by the never ending kindness Peter is showing him. “Let’s go then.” Peter takes out the umbrella and opens it. As Benjy gets under it, he’s squished into Peter’s side and inhales his scent. A mix of washing powder and something sweet he can’t quite distinguish. Suddenly, his cheeks are getting warmer and his heart begins to flutter in a weird way. Purposefully, Benjy pays more attention to where he puts his feet to not look directly at Peter because he’s certain that he wouldn’t be able to stop looking at the man next to him once he started. In all his endeavour to not look at Peter and to not embarrass himself by stumbling over his own feet, they reach his car.

“Thanks for the shelter of your umbrella.” Benjy smiles honestly at Peter, trying to think of a way how he could possibly repay him. “You’re welcome.” Peter answers, also smiling. “I guess, I see you around?” “Yes, probably.” Benjy responds before opening the car door and getting in. As Benjy watches Peter walk towards his own car, he realizes that he never asked the other man for his number or even about the subjects he teaches.

[rosekillerismylife]

Okay, no joke, but I need more ravenrock (BenjyxPeter) fics! This is not a 'want' or a 'maybe I could use some'. This is a deep rooted and very much anticipated need. And I mean a full on ravenrock fanfiction. Not a fanfiction surrounding jegulus or wolfstar or whatever. A ravenrock centered fanfiction. Please. Can someone recommend a fanfiction I haven't found yet or write it? I'm at a point where I'd read anything as long as it's ravenrock.

[starsarestories]

PART TWO - My opinions on who would take whose last name (Marauders era edition):

Marylily - They would absolutely hyphenate their names, but they would argue whose name goes first (Mary wants it to be Lily's so she can shorten it to Mary Evans, and Lily wants the opposite so she can shorten her name to Lily Macdonald). They end up settling on Lily Macdonald-Evans and Mary Evans-Macdonald.

Ravenrock - They would take Peter's last name because his parents don't want the name to die out. So, they would be Peter Pettigrew and Benji Pettigrew.

Marylene - They would hyphenate their names, McKinnon first because it means something in the wizarding world and can prove to be an advantage at times. They would choose both names so their initials are 'MMM'.

Jily - Lily would argue that she wants to keep her last name, as she had no brothers to keep the 'Evans' name going, nor any cousins. However, eventually she would give into the desire to be 'Lily Potter' and would take James' surname.

Bartylus - They would argue over whose name to take because Regulus wants the Black name to die out, and Barty wants to get rid of the burden of the name 'Crouch' as soon as possible. They would argue so much about it and in the end take each other's last names. Regulus Crouch and Bartemius Black.

Xenodora - We all know that Pandora takes Lovegood because it is the prettiest name ever (also, she wanted to drop the Rosier name).

[lionmythflower]

Anyone: peter is straight

Me: