#wunch

[alswrites]

Arthas: Hello Sylvanas. How do you like my Frozen Throne on top of Icecrown?

Sylvanas: Yes, I thought I'd never see you this high without a broom under you.

[i-need-some-fuckng-sleep]

Jake to Wunch: Go to hell

Holt: where do you think she came from

[magpiecollector123]

I don’t think Wunch is dead for three reasons.

1. How did she die? They have the casket scene but without knowing how it is she died how do we know that wasn’t a fake Wunch in there? The big thing about Wunch and Holt is they’re always one-upping and outsmarting each other, so it makes sense to me that Wunch would know how to fool him with a dead body.

2. What about the other half of her estate? Her nephew only gets half and the other half is left to the unknown. Amy even asks what happened to the other half and there is no answer. 

3. It is way too convenient a reason for Holt to get his captaincy back. Won’t say too easy because I’m sure that there will be more complications but it was too convenient. There wasn’t the usual push and pull and the team banding together to make something happen. 

So what I hope for is that Wunch shows up in the next Halloween heist and wins, and that’s how she reveals it was all a ploy. Also I want the show/characters to acknowledge her sexual harassment of Holt and make her actually deal with the consequences that come from it. 

[jaredandlee]

A TGP AU w/Brooklyn 99 characters!!!

Janet- Terry, constantly refers himself as the third person.

So in this AU, theres Light Terry, Dark Terry and Grey Terry? Which pretty much parallels the Janets. Light wears white long sleeve with suspenders, obviously, and loves to greet others with either "How ya doing?" while poping some chest flex.

Dark wears black lether suit and black glasses, he tends to mock others as a greetings usually with "What up weakling?" as opposed to his hunk bod.

Grey wears pretty much all grey, you cant really tell what hes wearing but you could kinda see a suit and a tie? His arms are always at the side and is very expressionless.

Micheal- Raymond

So Raymond Holt will be the architect, he wont be as boring and deadpan as he is as captain but more cherry and welcoming, well, as welcoming as he can be. He always strives to make things better, even when hes torturing some poor soul to listen to his long rant about anything, hes not happy with his position. Eventually, he made his way up and started a new neighborhood.

Eleanor- Jake

Yes Jake has always been the protagonist in B99, but to me, he's the best option for this role. He's complex, hes childish, hes goofy, hes pretty random.

Chidi- Amy

Smart, would always try to do the right thing and be a problem solver with her books of conflict resolution. She has helped solving many problems but wasnt able to resolve some of her own, like her smoking addiction and her very strict, harsh rules on herself.

Jason- Rosa (Double personality)

At first she seems like a happy go lucky gal and with her cheeryful attitude and constant smiling. But secrectly shes a badass on the other side, she just couldnt show who she was or else others would be very Judge mental.

Tahani- Charles

A world famous foodie and runs his own blog about the different food and his critical feedback. He always gets invited to global food competition but gets over seen easily by his hot cousin.

Shawn- Wunch

The main boss for the bad place leader, but also a pretty good match to oppose Raymond.

Vicky- the Vulture

At first introduced as the real Jake Peralta but was actually a demon that seeks lust and disturbing tinder pics.

Judge Gen- Gina

A sassy deity that has the final say on anything, imagine the judge does more singing and has everything she needs on her phone, including her human wiper outer thingy.

[memosmilkers]

MADELINE?!?!?!?

[matrixreimagined]

[stakemeout-blog]

Make me Choose - anonymous asked: 

Fire The Vulture or Wunch? 

[paigeofpaper]

Nothing's okay. Wuntch is circling me like a shark frenzied by chum. The task force turning into a career-threatening quagmire. An Internal Affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity. And you ask, is everything okay? I am buffeted by the winds of my foe's enmity and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, a Captain, am no longer able to command my vessel, my precinct, from my customary helm, my office. And you ask, is everything okay? I've worked the better part of my years on earth overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold, and now I feel it being ripped from my grasp, and with it the very essence of what defines me as a man. And you ask, is everything okay?