I've recently started playing dnd and yes I'm that one bard who sucks at vicious mockery :') but anyhow, it made me curious which dnd class would you assign each member of the BE including yourself obviously ?
That is has. I trust you've found yourself pleasantly occupied in your absence? You could likely guess I'm doing well.
...A bard? As in a musician and storyteller? I imagine you would have a difficult time making such a role combative, but I can admire your attempt to do so regardless. If it's advice on mockery you're after, I happen to have some. It is something of an instinct after a time.
As for assigning classes to the Black Eagles for this pastime, I’d presume that their preferences would be as much a factor as the tactical potential.
Bernadetta von Varley: Ranger. Pretending or not, it’s fair to assume Bernadetta would prefer to keep her distance from opponents whenever possible. Archery would likewise suit her inclination toward the storytelling aspect of the game rather than intense combat. Although, in time, she would prove as efficient and deadly with a bow in the game as she is in reality.
Caspar von Bergliez: Barbarian. It’s widely known that Caspar values sheer strength, and living out a fantasy of might beyond what is attainable would be quite enjoyable for him. I may even recommend the game to him following this, giving it more consideration. He’ll bring considerable enthusiasm to the table, and his strategic prowess has grown over the course of the war. He’d be a valuable party member.
Dorothea Arnault: Bard. I can only assume she would have no hesitation to choose this class above all others. It features the magic casting she favors, along with a greater emphasis on the performing arts she is so dedicated to. Perhaps she might give you advice on capitalizing on the class’s more caustic attributes as well.
Edelgard von Hresvelg: Fighter. Her Majesty would prefer a cuter class, I’m certain, as the purpose of this game appears to be to pursue ideal situations over pragmatic ones. While she does appreciate the values of decisive combat, Lady Edelgard does enjoy a wide selection of elegant gowns often enough to suggest she’d rather abandon suits of armor altogether as soon as possible. At least the fighter class would grant her that.
Ferdinand von Aegir: Paladin. As if there was any doubt. His chief cause may not be religious in nature, but he does exemplify his own code of ethics sufficiently to still classify as a paladin in his own right. The class cuts a radiant, glorious image that he would likewise be partial to. Ferdinand takes to combat on horseback readily and I presume he would rather that be carried over to the game.
Hubert von Vestra: Wizard. Further magical power gained through persistent research and an observant nature suits me. Being less imaginative than my peers by and large, I’m not inclined to substitute a fantasy for a reality I know to work well. For the sake of our friendship and morale, I could play along otherwise.
Jeritza von Hyrm: Dark Paladin. There could be other options for him, I suppose, but few capture the trajectory and tragedy of his life as well as this. A harbinger of death on horseback as he’s made himself, the imagery certainly fits. He might be persuaded to sit at a table where Mercedes also played, but I can’t fathom that he would otherwise.
Linhardt von Hevring: Cleric. I’d hardly be surprised if he managed to mix artificer in somehow, merely for the ability to design contraptions as he went along. The time spent on them in reality would be excessive, I’m sure. A fictitious battle is infinitely more likely to capture Linhardt’s attention over a real one. It’s less of a strain when the blood isn’t present and the stakes are imaginary.
Petra Macneary: Druid. Such a class could help comfort Petra with any residual homesickness she might feel in these difficult times. No matter how long has passed, she does miss Brigid intensely from time to time. The similarities the class shares with her homeland’s reverence for nature are sparse, I’d expect, but even a small connection is better than nothing. Besides which, it could pose a compelling tactical challenge for her. Petra has a bright intellect, after all.
Did you always feel lonely? Perhaps in the academy days you assumed no one liked you or merely tolerated you existence ? Was that the main reason you kept on working hard everyday ? No Ferdie, even tho you've grown to be wonderful Man no one would've recognized 5 years ago,I still genuinely believe you always were a beautiful kind hearted person but had no idea how to interact properly and I curse everyone who dared to hurt you. You are very loved and accepted. Never forget that Ferdinand. *Hug*
I suppose I did have a rather lonely childhood in some respects. My parents were busy people, and they were never very...interested the things I was interested in. Which is why I found myself making friends elsewhere when I could. At the Academy I had friends. There were plenty of other students who might not have found my presence to be enjoyable, but there was always Lorenz, who has been my truest friend for so long.
I work hard because at the end of the day, that is all we can do. It is impossible to say we want things to change if we are not willing to work to make it happen.
Thoughts on Hubert Von Vestra ? Maybe you are not as sinister and frightening as he may pretend but surely you two share quite a level of wariness and loyalty towards your own respectful lieges
“Hubert? Well, I did talk about that young man a little while back, but I could probably expand things a bit based on how I’ve come to know him from the Order. Where to start? I have come to find Hubert to be a largely joyless, prickly, sarcastic, cold, and wary individual… which may say something about him, coming from me of all people.”
“He also has complete and utter contempt for any authority figure he happens upon who isn’t Lady Edelgard. In fact, the word ‘contempt’ barely scratches the surface of things; he seems to hate as naturally as he breathes. That is a downright frightening trait for a royal advisor to possess.”
“This is to say nothing of his ‘moral’ absolutism. Hubert’s concept of right and wrong can be boiled simply down to things that may aid Lady Edelgard in her endeavours and things that may hamper her. There is no middle ground, and the ends don’t just justify the means; they necessitate them. I can scarcely imagine a more dangerous personal philosophy.”
“And in spite of it all, Hubert von Vestra is a human being at the end of the day. He is capable of treating others with kindness, respect, and patience. He enjoys his coffee as black as his magic, has a genuine love pegasi (and an ironic fear of heights), can crack jokes so dark that they leave Henry in stitches on the ground, and I suspect he may even be capable of loving another person. I suppose it goes to show everyone you will ever meet is a person, regardless of how much or how little you may agree with them. I cannot call Hubert and I kindred spirits, good visitor, but within the Order of Heroes, I can acknowledge him an ally with his own unique take on humanity… though I do hope Lady Edelgard manages to reign him in one of these days. If not for his sake, then for how history will remember the atrocities he committed in her name.“
Some might have forgotten your romantic musical display a few months before but I suuuure remember that gorgeous voice of yours ;) perhaps we will be blessed by another beautiful ballad duet a week or so from now ;) ?
You truly never intend to let that go unremarked, is that it? ...Ugh.
That gesture was meant for Ferdinand, and Ferdinand alone. If any repetition of that event does occur, you can be assured it will not be overheard. Past oversights aside, I can be trusted to keep private matters properly secure.
It's time we got you a smartphone and have you tweet some shade, Hubert .
Heh. The device you mention does appear rather useful, and I must confess, the suggested pastime is quite appealing. In the right context, of course. I’ve not interest in harming the undeserving, but I am confident there are many who warrant a refreshing dose of harsh reality. One I am all too pleased to provide.
If you look at yourself into the Mirror , what would you see ? How would you describe yourself Hubert ?
You’re speaking metaphorically, I presume.
I know well what I am. My reputation may be exaggerated at times, but it is not inaccurate.
In my reflection, I see a ruthless weapon of the Imperial throne. I am the eyes and ears of Her Majesty across Fódlan, and her dagger in the dark when the need arises. Particularly when she herself has not sensed that need. As with any measure of security, I strive to deal with issues before they can trouble Lady Edelgard. She has more than enough hardship of her own to bear.
I am a merciless assassin, a harbinger of misfortune to those who would dare stand against our cause, a vigilant spymaster, and a lethal guardian. All in all, I am a wicked semblance of a man. I willingly sink to unspeakable lows to ensure a positive outcome for our forces. The fear and revulsion this inspires only add to my arsenal, and I employ them without hesitation.
Simply put, I know no limits or weaknesses. I have shed all that and more, and I will do so tenfold if that is what it takes to see us through to victory.