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[harveybwabbit92]

[Peter and his cousin R/n (She got her powers from a blood transfusion with Peter.) are walking the halls of the Spider HQ, she telling Pete that she might not be able to take Mayday for the weekend because of her job and might have to do it next weekend.]

R/n: So this week is not looking good, but next week is...*noticing Peter is distracted* Peter are you listening?

Peter, looking at a “where is it?” book: Yeah, you’re free next week.....*under his breath* where’s that damn spoon???

[as they’re walking into Miguel’s office.]

R/n: Seriously man what the hell is soo fascin...

*She stares at the book and realizes she recognizes it.* 

Miguel, as they enter: You’re late-

R/n, holds her finger up to Miguel: Shh!

Miguel: Did you jus- *R/n shushes Miguel again.*

R/n: Peter....Did- Did you steal that book from Mayday’s pediatrician?

Peter, looks between her and the book: Huh? Wha..I...i-is that not what you’re supposed to to do?

{Miguel facepalms)

Miguel’s thoughts: This family makes me want to murder people...

[harveywritings92]

Y/n, to Dick: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Dick: No I have not, Y/n, but thank you for ruining my life.

Damian, in passing: Don't worry. There will come a time where it won't be.

Dick: Thanks. That’s even worse.

[writing-yj]

Superboy: Wait, are you saying you're better than us?

(Y/H/N): No, I never said that. But I bet I could be sent on a strictly recon mission and keep it that way.

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[Miguel confronting his adopted kid after catching them trying to sneak out to go to a party.]

Miguel: I’m not mad, I was 17 once. I snuck out all the time.

Miguel: … of course, I wasn’t really invited to parties much. I just wanted to eat pie without sharing.

[harveybwabbit92]

{How to p-off the diamond clan in 3 words or less.]

Y/n: I'm going to bed.

Adaman: It's noon?

Y/n: Time isn't real.

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Kamado: I'm an idiot.

Ingo: …

Lucas: …

Akari:...

Laventon: …

Cyllene:...

Y/n: If you're waiting for one of us to disagree, then this is going to be a very long night.

[harveybwabbit92]

Leo’s voice in Regulos’s head: Be wary when choosing your partner Regulos, they must uphold a strong sense of justice and a spirit that protects the weak from those who follow darkness...

[Regulos’s projected form carefully observes the humans before him.]

R/n, to some jerk who just snatched a purse from an old lady: You don’t wanna mess wit’ me. Bub, I got horse like reflexes!

Thug, looks at them confused: Don’t you mean cat lik- (gets kicked in the jaw.)

R/n: Nope.

Regulos, points to R/n: I’ll take that one!

---------- [R/n = Reader’s name]

[harveybwabbit92]

[Damian’s girlfriend Y/n has caught the attention of an older man whose trying to drag her off somewhere.]

Y/n: You don't understand. I don't want to!

Older creep: Ah, but your eyes say "Yes".

[Y/n sees Damian making his way over, he looks pissed.]

Y/n: Yours will be saying "Ow" in a minute.

[Old creep is confused, gets cold-clocked by Damian.]