#recipe?

[sillymajesticgremlin]

remember instant spoiled milk? i just made instant spoiled latte by putting sparkling in my coffee

[the-real-save-point]

so i got this coffee syrup from my therapy place's food pantry (i like to occasionally take a few things if we don't have enough safe foods at home)

and i really like it with the keurig hot cocoa i have (i put it in the cup after the cocoa powder but before the keurig cocoa, like the mint ice cream

it's nice 👍

[fishthegenderwiz]

Today i mixed the last bits of some food from the fridge and freezer, as I'm moving soon and was hungry lol

Garlic Parm Texas toast

Eggs

Dill weed

Garlic

Salt and pepper

Sour cream

Topped with carmelized onions from the freezer

Baked for 25min at 375°F

Added chilli garlic Cholula

[majesticartax]

a few beverages i made recently that fuck:

Some Green Shit

ingredience: almond milk, spinch, blueberries, cucs, tumeric, and a strawberry for the culture

9/10 for taste

-2/10 for teeth

Bulletproof Keto Slop

ingredience: stronk coffee, heavy cream, kerry gold butter, MCT oil, cinnamon sprink

8/10 for taste

10/10 for teeth

Pikn

ingredience: Ryse cinnamon toast protein powder, strawberries, fairlife milk, sprink of cocoa powder, and a strawberry for my fellow queers

10/10 for taste

4/10 for teeth

[bear-de-lune]

A Sweet Revelation

As someone who has desperately wanted to love raspberries because of their aesthetic, I have finally found a way I can enjoy them!

Simply, a raspberry is shaped like a little faerie cup. Fill this cup with some honey, and it takes the extreme bitterness out of the raspberry that I don’t enjoy.

This feels like a fitting revelation for my username.

[nawilla]

It's that time of year again: cookie recipe edition

Our department holiday party is going to have a cookie table. Last year I just opted to buy cookies at ALDI. (They were maple creme sandwich cookies, so at least it was something unusual and not Oreos).

Am considering either bar cookies of stamped cookies (so I can use my cookie stamps). Suggestions welcome. I have not baked in forever, so simple is preferrable.

[mordenheim]

Christmas Cookie Recipe!

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1/2 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal

Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.

Turn off the mixer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who givesashiz a sheet.

Check the Crown Royal.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Fiddish the bottle of Crown Royal.

Make sure to but the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas and a Habby Dewar's