#relmer

[lonely-thursday]

Race: Elmer has a dark side and I know it!

Albert: *unconvinced* no he doesn’t

Race: I have irrefutable proof!

Albert: which is?

Race: his blood type is AB positive

Albert: ...so?

Race: *whispering* that means he has the same blood type as Spot!

Albert: O_o

Spot: problem?

Race and Albert: *screaming*

[brooklynbadboys]

[1899-newsboy-strike]

Sir - Relmer Smut

Requested:  hello!! can we have some relmer smut with 10 and 43 please if you are up to it? Thanks❤️

10- It’s sir, understood?

Warnings:  smut, 43- Angry sex, unprotected 

Summary: One argument leads to a rough night

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“I can’t believe you said you’d fuck Albert.” Elmer grumbled on the way home from the party.

“I would! That doesn’t mean I’m actually going to!” Race exclaimed, moving in the passenger seat to face Elmer. “Why are you making such a big deal out of it?!” Race asked, making Elmer scoff.

“Okay.” Elmer laughed coldly to himself. “I’d fuck Spot.” He fired back, clenching his jaw.

“Fuck you.” Race spat out, moving his whole body so it faced the car door. The rest of the ride home was spent in silence, tension filling the air with each passing second. Race’s teeth were grinding against each other, he was biting his tongue to hold back all the things he wanted to say, not wanting to argue in the car.

When they finally reached their apartment Race didn’t even wait for the car to be turned off before he hopped out and made his way into the building. Race could see Elmer coming toward the elevator, his finger immediately pushing the close door button over and over, letting out a sigh when it closed, only to be followed by a groan when the door opened again.

“You’re going to have to talk to me eventually.” Elmer explained, hearing a scoff next to him. A gasp left Race when he was suddenly pinned against the wall. Race would have pushed Elmer off to prove a point, but he couldn’t help but feel his pants get tighter. “You’re such a baby.” Elmer shook his head, pulling Race in for a rough kiss.

Race let out a surprised noise, but he couldn’t deny that he was still pissed. That seemed to be pushed to the back of his mind when rough sloppy kisses were being placed all over his neck.

“Elmer.”Race moaned out softly when Elmer harshly sucked on his sweet spot, making the boy pull away.

“It’s sir, understood?” Elmer grabbed Race’s face making Race look up at him and Race’s breath hitch in his throat. 

“Y-yes sir.” Race stuttered, staring at Elmer wide eyed, his growing cock throb in his pants. Before they could go back in for another kiss the elevator opened, making them jump away from each other. When Elmer had realized they were on their floor he had almost dragged Race all the way to the door of their apartment. 

The second they stepped in the front door slammed shut with Race’s back attached. Both of the boys seemed to strip faster than they ever had before, their clothes thrown across the entrance somewhere into the apartment. There had been nothing sweet about their kisses, all of them rough and fast. Elmer had completely ignored Race’s lips ever since the elevator, turning the boy and pinning him against the door while he went to his knees.

“Oh sir!” Race cried out when Elmer’s tongue met with his entrance, his fingers tangling into Elmer’s hair to pull him closer. Elmer’s tongue poked at the bundle of nerves while his free hand came around to start pumping Race’s length. Race let out a small cry of pleasure, his forehead slightly hitting the front door as he held onto Elmer tighter. “Please sir, I’m gonna c-” Race started to say, but before he could get the words out Elmer pulled away from him completely.

“After I’m done with you you’re not going to remember anyone else’s name but mine.” ELmer growled in his ear, pushing into Race with no warning making him let out a pleasured cry.

“Yes sir.” Race moaned, his hand wrapping around the door handle since it was the only thing around for him to grab. The sound of Elmer’s hips slapping against Race’s ass were drowned out by all of the moaning coming from the whimpering boy against the door, his walls already clenching around Elmer. 

“You’re gonna cum already? Dirty boy.” Elmer sneered in Race’s ear making him cry out, his orgasm hitting him faster than he thought, his cum painting the door in front of him. Elmer’s hips stilled behind him, his cum filling Race up before he pulled out. Both of the boys were panting, Elmer’s forehead resting against Race’s shoulder as he let out a small laugh.

“I’m sorry I said I’d fuck Spot.” He apologized making Race laugh slightly.

“Shut up.” Race mumbled back, turning around to pull Elmer in for a kiss.

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[sneakydraws]

Can ask for Race and Elmer being adorable boyfriends? They never get fan art.

the fun thing about those two is they’re both math smart (race has to be to gamble so much i thiiiiink) but they’re also just unbelievable dummies

[skautism]

Race: Only me and you are allowed at the sleepover!

Albert: *Shows him Elmer*

Race: Ok, I'll make an exception because he looks very polite

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

You said you headcanons we’re open so I hope I’m not late but can we have Race and Elmer being chaotic dumbasses together please?? 💜

Oh of course!!

Elmer had a really bad feeling about this. “Racer? You’re sure?” He whispered. He was holding enough rope to tie up a train. Race, meanwhile, was tying said rope around his stomach.

“I’m sure. It’s a sewer! What could go wrong? Now take my hat, I don’t want slime on it.” Race put his hat on Elmer’s head and moved the manhole cover. “If I scream, yank me out.”

Elmer still had a horrible feeling as he let Race go down.

Elmer fed the rope through for a few minuets until he heard Race scream like he was being eaten. He yanked hard on the rope, trying to pull Race out as fast as he could. It took a few panicky minuets but eventually he managed to yank Race back up.

Race was white as a sheet and soaking wet, covered in slime. He took a moment. “That was... AWESOME!!” He grinned. He jumped up and tried to go back down.

Elmer dug in his heels and gripped the rope. “No you don’t!!” He yelled. “We’re going home!”

[all-the-lovely-newsies]

Me:I love Sprace. Definitely my OTP

....

Me: But also Ralbert. Their dynamic is so perfect. My OTP.

...

Me: Okay But Spralbert. They’re so glorious. They play off each other’s strengths and weaknesses so well. OTP

...

Me: Alright, okay, but Spralmer! The big group love bugs. It’s just such a pile of love it’s amazing. O.T.P

...

Me: *embracing all my newsboy children* ALL OF THEM. They are ALL my OTP.

[be-more-chill-evan-hansen]

Night Swims and Pool Pizza

I’ll be honest. Getting back into writing has been hard, but once I started, it was hard to stop. Here is a small thing that I’ve wanted to write for a while.

Without further ado, another heaping pile of hot garbage.

Warnings: none

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The night was quiet. The only sound in the air was the chirping of crickets, and faint sounds of cicadas were filling the empty space. Race and Elmer were in the living room, finishing up movie night.

Elmer ran his fingers through the curly, blond mop of hair in his lap. “Want to know what I'm in the mood for?”

Race looked up at his boyfriend. “Food? Please say food. I'm starving.”

“Pizza.”

“We can make some!” Race shot up out of Elmer's lap and pulled him up. “I have a recipe I got from my mom.”

“At midnight? Come on, Race.” Elmer let Race lead him to the kitchen. “This better not take too long. I was going to tell you that I also wanted to go swimming.”

“At night?”

“You've never been night swimming?” Elmer made a fake offended face. “It's the best time to swim!”

“Can we make the pizza first?” Race wrapped his arms around Elmer's waist and looked at him with a pout. “I'm hungry.”

Elmer kissed Race's forehead and smiled. “Of course.”

They got all of their ingredients together, and Elmer made the dough while Race made the sauce. It went by faster than what Elmer expected, and when the pizzas were done, Race was more than excited to eat.

“Let's eat it in the pool,” Elmer suggested.

“You're so weird.”

“What? I've eaten Taco Bell in a pool. Pizza is no different.”

Race rolled his eyes. “Fine. You win. We'll bring this out.”

The two got dressed into swim clothes and brought their pizza outside by the pool. Elmer turned on an overhead light and hopped in before Race, and Race kept the pizza a safe distance from the edge before jumping in himself. 

“Holy Christ that's cold!” 

Elmer laughed at Race and splashed him. “You'll get used to it.” He grabbed a slice of pizza and took a large bite. “Oh, my God. That's amazing!”

Race smiled. “It's all in the sauce. It's a secret recipe that's been handed down for a few generations.”

“What's the secret?”

“It's a secret. I'm not telling you.”

“Boo.” Elmer finished the slice and ducked under the water. He surfaced in front of Race. “Have some fun. Don't just stand there.”

Race pushed Elmer's wet hair out of his face. “What do you normally do?”

“Whatever I want.”

“In that case….” Race shoved Elmer backward into the water and swam in the opposite direction. He stopped by the pizza to grab a slice. “You're right. We did do good.”

Elmer stood back up and shook his head, sending water droplets flying everywhere. “You're unbelievable.”

Race shrugged. “You said to have fun and do whatever I wanted, so I did.” He didn't try to hide his smug smile. “What are you going to do about it?”

Elmer went back under the water and swam to Race. He emerged behind him and pushed him in, laughing at the surprised scream he let out.

“Not funny,” he said as he got back up.

“It was pretty funny.” He walked to Race and pushed his hair back. “Has anyone ever told you that you're gorgeous with your hair pushed back?”

Race looked down and smiled. “Has anyone ever told you that you're gorgeous when you're caught off guard?” He tried to push Elmer, but he felt him grab his hands and pull him under with him. He pushed himself up and saw Elmer emerge beside him. 

“Not funny, El.”

“You're the one that pushed me.”

“But I didn't expect you to pull me in with you.”

Elmer put his hands on Race's cheeks. “I love you so much.”

Race smiled and pulled him in for a small kiss. “I love you, too.”

***

I do love night swimming, and I have eaten Taco Bell in a pool, but I have not eaten in a pool at night. Still have a chance to.

I’m so freaking tired, my brain is fried, and I move back into the dorms this Saturday, so I probably won’t post anything in the next week so I can get ready and get settled in.

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