so, you’re the fuck kissin my brother
- @ask-hotshot
((protective sister times))
You’re the fuck kissin’ my best friend
*bro is n o t intimidated*

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so, you’re the fuck kissin my brother
- @ask-hotshot
((protective sister times))
You’re the fuck kissin’ my best friend
*bro is n o t intimidated*
Spralbert hc‘s??
OOO OKAY!! these might not be super great but here ya go :3
-it started off as racer and albert with spot falling for both
-spot can and will fight folks if they mess with either of his partners
-racer is very affectionate + will randomly come up behind either of them and Flop onto them
-albert can and will Show Up unannounced in brooklyn and nobodys questioned it yet
-all transmasc. fight me.
Albert and spot bickering in Spanish supremacy???
spralbert fluff post, a part 2 to spot sneaking in through race's window!! 'twas requested by @bigmack2go
"what?" he asks, leaning up in his bed.
"what the- al, i gotta go."
"bye." race evidently hangs up cause now he's just staring at race's caller id. race never hangs up on him. his boyfriend is, admittedly, forgetful and might've just had to do something for his mom. but what if something's wrong?
he itches to go visit race. he hasn't seen him in a while and he's getting bored. and also a little lonely. he grabs his shoes and runs downstairs.
"mom, i'm going to race's place!"
"i thought you said he was grounded!" she calls back.
"uh, yeah. i'm going in through the window like i always do!" he grabs his keys off the table and kisses his mom on the cheek. "love you, bye. i'm taking the car."
"ah-ah, you are not. i told you, you can't take the car until you unload the dishwasher."
"fine, fine. i'm walking. bye." he runs out the front door and turns right, toward race's house. he almost always goes through the window. race's mom hates both him and spot and also doesn't get that all three of them are dating.
he hops the fence into race's yard and runs toward his window. he climbs up the grooves in the wall, using a window ledge to support himself. race's window is already open, which is a lucky thing.
"race!" albert hisses as he slides through.
"albert!"
"spot?" albert stares at the two of them.
"that's why you hung up on me?" albert asks, staring at his traitor boyfriends on race's bed, watching some show on race's computer. "i dislike you guys."
"no, you don't. you love both of us." albert rolls his eyes. "join us, al, c'mon. spot, shove over."
"what if i like laying next to you?"
"too bad. move it." albert gets wedged between the two of them on race's bed and race puts his laptop back down. spot lays his head down on albert's shoulder. "we're watching a knight's tale."
"again?" albert asks.
"that's what i said," spot mutters in his ear. albert grins, running his hand through spot's hair.
"okay, if you two have an issue with my movie, you can leave my house," race tells them.
"no issue," albert says quickly. he kisses race on the cheek and cuddles up closer to him. "just, your obsession with heath ledger is borderline insane."
"agreed," spot says quietly. pretty quickly, he starts snoring on albert's shoulder, dead asleep. race smiles at the two of them.
"can you text my mom and tell her i'm sleeping over here?" albert asks. race nods. "i love you." he leans up and presses a kiss to the tip of race's nose. the three of them all fall asleep in race's bed together, tangled around each other like usual.
I am once again thinking about strangers-to-husbands-to-friends-to-lovers sprace (I’m too lazy to find my original post, but they get married cuz Race wants a green card and Spot wants financial aid) with and-they-were-roommates spalbert and strangers-to-friends-to-lovers ralbert
Race and Spot get married while drunk in Vegas while celebrating Jack’s (Spot’s brother/Race’s bff) birthday. Their plan seemed perfect when they were drunk, and once they wake up — married — they’re like sure, might as well
Albert and Spot are roommates, they live in Albert’s abuela’s apartment which is near Spot’s college. When Spot and Race get married, Spot forgets to tell Al until Race is already moved in
Al’s been pining after Spot for a while so him having a husband is not ideal, even if is only a marriage of convenience, but Race is too nice to dislike. Then one day uh oh! He’s got another crush
Albert and abuela are both deaf, and abuela doesn’t talk, so while Race can communicate with Albert just fine, he can’t with abuela. Then one day Spot gets home from class to find Race and abuela are now besties, even if they don’t know the same languages. Abuela makes a whole bunch of Mexican dishes, Race makes a whole bunch of Italian dishes and somehow through that they’ve bonded.
(Oh btw, Race and Spot are obviously sharing a bed this entire time)
Race and Albert start vibing hard so they start dating and Spot thinks he’s fine with it cuz it’s not like he’s actually married to Race (well he is, but not emotionally). He starts feeling jealous, but he’s not sure who he’s jealous of and because he’s Spot and he’s bad at feelings he just kind of ignores it
Then Race decides to move into Albert’s room instead, and Spot realizes that he really enjoyed sharing a bed with Race. So he finally talks about his feelings (but he thinks he just likes Race) and the three of them decide that they’re fine with Race dating both of them.
Of course this digs up Albert’s feelings for Spot, and Spot has feelings for Albert that he hasn’t recognized yet, and Race is just in the middle of all of this like “you guys know you’re in love too, right?”
So the three of them get together and they’re all happy the end
fun new quirky challange for the newsies fandom!
stop killing spot, it's like you guys have a kink for killing him
A small concept
The Road to El Dorado but with Race as Miguel, Albert as Tulio, and Spot as Chel.
Spot: Albert, what’s that in your mouth?
Albert: *chews faster*
Spot: Albert.
Albert: *running away* YOU’LL NEVER GET ME!