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[prettyflyforafryguy]

Republicans:Trump has done good things, you can’t say he hasn’t.

Me:What about the bad things?

Them: Like what?

Me:The Trans Military Ban

Them: He didn’t do that

Me:*looking into the camera like I’m on the office*

[bubbblegum-bitch666]

Conservatives love freedom of speech until someone uses it say “I hate straight people/white people/men.”

[ignitingmindsforliberty]

What We Should Expect If....

     Democrats are promising socialist revolutionary change to our Government and programs that would raise taxes so high none of the working class or small businesses could continue to operate and every hard working american  will hope to bring home a scrap of income after taxes.  The standard of living and quality of life would steadily decline.

     Jobs again will leave this country, China fully reinstated to the pre-Trump era and excessive regulations (they call those reforms) on businesses big and small. Also the possibility that only the elite and elected officials can use air travel while the rest of us are by law required to use ground travel in a ‘green initiative’  to reduce the carbon foot print.( according to the last election) and all the handout programs to those who want our lifestyle without working for it (people who desire to play video games, smoke pot, believe they are entitled without laboring).  Once reforms are implemented, it’s anyone’s guess what else they have dreamed up to motivate their party to use any means to obtain power at the expense to our liberty, income, security, tax revenue and  police officers’ lives.

[billyengland]

MY TYPICAL DAY AS A CONSERVATIVE

Wake up to the National anthem;

Open all the windows and turn the a/c on at maximum power (I do the same in winter with the heating);

Call the manager of my South Asian manufacturing plant to make sure:

- they’re meeting the production quota;

- all the children are working there;

- they’ve been working non stop for the past 18 hours;

- there’s still no manufacturing security;

Have an abused animal killed in front of my eyes in the most excruciating way by my undocumented, foreign servant and have it for breakfast;

Go out in the garden of my mansion, turn on my Hummer and start to rev up the engine;

Move to my rotary cannon location and start shooting at targets shaped as immigrants, social justice warriors, liberals and millennials;

Go back inside while the power is still on and move funds to my several offshore accounts;

Quick search on the Internet for the establishment that pays its workers the least amount of money and go have lunch there;

Lunch, no tipping;

After lunch I and my conservative friends dress up as cowboys and go around town on diesel pickups shooting at solar panels and slashing hybrid and electric cars tires;

While we are around town we give counterfeit money as alms to panhandlers, then call the police and report them;

Back home, when the stock exchange has closed, I check how much money I have made speculating;

Depending on the profit I’ve made I decide how much money to give to conservative politicians and think-tanks;

I spend some time relaxing on the Internet and “like” all of Tomi Lahren’s posts and try to hit on her on social media. I also look for elaborate dishes and then I proceed to order my undocumented and underpaid staff to prepare those dishes, or else I’ll report all of them to the police;

I start running the water for the shower I’ll take in a couple of hours;

I have dinner with my staff watching me;

I doze off on my couch - made from several kinds of endangered species leather - watching Fox News;

I salute the portraits of George W. Bush and Bill O’Reilly and go to bed;

How do you spend your day?

[rossosuilleabhain-blog]

"Think – what have I got for Ireland?" Quote from Michael Collins in a letter to John O’Kane after the Treaty. A question I always try to answer myself! With my green ink! 😂 #Irish #republician #proud #green #diamineink #ThePenPlace #waterman #moleskine #notes #fridayplan (at Two Fifty Square Coffee Roasters)

[blackdogtimes]

Continuing Diatribes on Republican America

Continuing Diatribes on Republican America

“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.” Harry S Truman I am still trying to understand how the US of A ended up with a racist, sexist, Latin American styled populist demagogue as President. Perhaps it might help to travel back in time to 1994 when I moved to Kansas and where I worked and lived for 7 years north of the town of Russell. Russell Kansas is…

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[salty-nigga-senpai]

How the debate truly went.

[blackdogtimes]

Conservatives and Micturition

  A Canadian federal conservative candidate (a republican by any other name) was caught urinating in a homeowner’s coffee mug and dumping the contents into the sink. Not long ago in Oregon, a republican congressman  was hoping to collect 15,000 urine samples to help calibrate a machine that predicts cancer. “We have to have urine sample from people from all walks of life. The only way to do this…

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