So a person requested (in messages) me to write a drabble thing based on this prompt. I’m not really into de-aged characters, but I thought of a way to focus it more on Jason’s reaction rather than the childcare part and felt cool with writing that.
So, uh, hope you like this I guess, @phantomrosereader…
Alright. Alright. Alright alright alrigh—
Nope. They’re still there. Fuck. Jason is not at all prepared to be a father. Nor does he want to show back up at the manor right now carrying two children and be forced to explain all this.
Wait, how did the kids even get there? Who was the mother? Why did they never contact him before?
…Did they contact him before? Can he really be certain he’s not missing any more memories?
He forcefully shook his head. No. No focusing on that right now. He’s fine. No spiraling allowed. He has to deal with this first.
Seriously, fuck. How is he a dad?
He… he should look into the mother. At least then he’d have more to go off of when he talks to Alfred. The note did give a name, but it wasn’t nearly enough to go off of on its own. Danny is hardly an uncommon name. Although, it does seem like a guy’s name—maybe Danny is trans? That would narrow the search down, but would that be enough? Even if he could get it down to just a handful of options, he had no way to determine which Danny was his. The kids seemed to have mostly inherited his own appearance…
Wait, that’s it! Genetic tests!
Despite his strained relationship with the other Bats, he still has access to their resources. A test wouldn’t take too long to give results. And also, it might reveal some other info like allergies he’d need to know.
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Jason frowned at his laptop as his eyes flitted across the details of the error message. Apparently, some parts of the kids’ genes had been completely unreadable to the scanner and thus it couldn’t form a full profile.
Sighing, he clicked the popup closed. He could at least look at what results had come through. Maybe they’d be enough.
That hope dwindled as he scanned the full data, the corruption looking more dire than he expected. Even if the legible parts did succeed at painting a picture of the kids being related, the swaths of gibberish made meaningfully searching for the mother likely hopeless. However, there did seem to be a pattern to the broke areas. Something tickled at the back of his mind. He felt like he’d seen this before. Could that mean the mother was a meta or alien? Those were on a separate database, so that might resolve the issue. But that would require him to go to the manor, and he was still very hesitant to do that.
So instead, he pulled up his own test results to compare. Maybe they’d let him figure something ou—
He froze.
That’s why he recognized the corruption. Ever since his revival, his own genetic results exhibited almost the exact same pattern of issues.
Oh Hell, did the kids inherit the side effects of the Pit from him?
He looked over at the kids, sleeping peacefully in their seats, and prayed that they hadn’t. He didn’t think he’d be able to forgive himself if they had to suffer through the Pit Rage their whole lives just because of him.
He… he had to go to the manor. There was no pushing this off any longer. This situation was far too big for him to deal with on his own. He couldn’t risk leaving his kids to suffer alone.
Hopefully Alfred with his parenting skills and Damian with his knowledge of the Lazarus Pits (and similar experience of being descended from a user of them) would be able to help. Or if that failed, maybe he could guilt trip Bruce into getting the Justice League Dark to help.
Warnings: Dirty Language + Dirty Talk; Rough Sex; Doggy Style; Size Kink; Big Dick! Joon; Finger-Sucking; Petnames; Degradation; Pussy-Slapping; Neck-Biting; Edging; slight Exhibitionism; kinda Filming/Watching Kink? (you'll understand it when you've read it xD); unprotected Sex (please stay safe!!)
A/N: Yes, I kept my promises and wrote another requested drabble for you guys! Also, @itscalledgayhoney I'm so, so, so sorry that I still didn't wrote your requested Smut (I will write it!! ...someday ^^°) but I thought this Drabble Request is very similar to yours so I thought you could like it as well. Send much Love!! 🤗💕
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"Gosh Babe, I really wish you could see how your sweet tiny pussy is all stretched out by my fat cock... fuck, I love to see your gaping hole desperately clenching around nothing when I pull all the way out!", growls Namjoon from behind into your ear. His voice dropped three octaves lower since he shoved his dick deep down into you.
You're on all your fours on the bed while Namjoon is pounding into you roughly from behind, filling you out with the enormous girth of his cock up to the possible maximum. In the right angle, just like now, his engorged tip is brushing against the entrance of your cervix.
His beyond belief big dick let you see stars every time you two have sex No matter if it's sweet and gentle love making or a rough, almost primal fuck. Well, but when he's fucking you raw and roughly, then he's able to fuck your cute brain all out of your head, ruining you so good that you end up to be his stupid-fucked cockslut. Honestly? You love it.
Your whimpers and moans are muffled by his middle and ring finger, he stuffed them into your mouth to keep you at least a little more quiet. It's a blessing and at the same time a curse that you're a loud girl when it comes to sexual activities.
He's truly obsessed with your moans and screams. No matter if it's out of pleasure or pain, he loves them. But unfortunately your neighbors are not quite fond of it and before you're kicked out of your beloved apartement, he would rather muffle your noises with his fingers, a ball-gag or his own dick.
Maybe one of your dildos would make also a great job for it.
You mewl out in need and desperation when Namjoon's thrusts goes more slower and sloppier, wanting him to keep up with his hard and merciless pace. "No, no, no! Please, f-fuck, please Daddy, don't slow down! I-I want you to ruin me with your cock, please!", you whimper in a pathetic whiny voice. Your hips buck almost automatically up, trying to get him as deep as possible again. After that doesn't worked, you clench down on purpose onto his massive cock. Really, you want nothing more than to keep him into your pussy.
A deep, almost animalistic grunt leaves his throat, biting down harshly into your neck and giving you a hard slap on your clit. Out of surprise and pain you loose up so he took the opportunity to quickly pull out.
"Such a greedy bitch you are, sucking my cock into your slutty pussy hole and begging me to keep up with my hard fucking, hm? Oh my sweet Fuckdoll, I just got an Idea and I think you'll like it~ Je a good girl and give me a second to set everything up, yeah? Don't be a brat, I don't have the nerve to even punish you tonight."
You nod weakly, trying your best to stay in your exposed position without letting out some whines or rubbing your thighs together too obviously.
After a few minutes you hear Namjoon return to your shared bedroom. You let a confused hum out when he places your laptop in front of your face. The Video-Call App is opened on your screen and is "calling" Namjoon's Profile.
A strangled moan leaves your swollen lips when Namjoon picks the call up. You finally understand what's going on in the filthy mind of your handsome boyfriend and you absolutely love it!
"Come Princess, spread your thighs for Daddy a little more...", says Namjoon and push your thighs gently with his knee apart. On the screen in front of you, you see how your boyfriend switch from the front camera to the back camera. Within a second you are face-to-face with your own bare ass cheeks. You both enjoy the virtual sight but that's not what Namjoon wanted to show you. The focus of his camera drops lower.
A speechless long whine leaves your throat, now you're parting your legs even more. You're literally feeling how fucking wet you get from the picture you have on your laptop screen. Without intention you clench your dripping hole again and fuck, you never thought you could turn yourself so much on!
"Hm, Babygirl? Do you like what you see? Do you like watching your own pussy dripping for Daddy's big cock? Yes, you do. I knew my little whore would like that! Now reach back and pull your nice round ass cheeks apart for me, I want to show you how good I can stretch your sweet, delicate holr out. How good I can fill you up, fucking you open with my fat cock and make you gape of it~", growls Namjoon's deep voice and both of you moan loud out when you two watch how Namjoon enters your clenching hole.
Fuck the Neighbors and their complaints about your filthy noises!
Thanks for the request, @liliability! Do I know how to write comfort or Caretakers? No, no I do not. Send in any more requests y'all have!
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"No! No no no no, please! Please, Caretaker! Don't do this, don't let them take me, please!" Whumpee's helpless pleading echoed off the walls of the underground garage they were in.
They were fighting against Caretaker's bruising grip on their upper arms as they tried to get away from them. They let out a sob as their body exhausted itself. "Please," they whispered hoarsely. "Please, whatever they offered you, whatever they told you, it's not worth it. Please."
Caretaker didn't even slow down fractionally as they struggled to carry Whumpee towards the waiting car opposite theirs. Whumper stood in front of it, a smile dancing on their lips they were trying to tap down.
As Whumpee glanced at Whumper, they renewed their struggles as their breathing picked up. "Please, Caretaker, please. Don't do this. I- I don't know why you're doing this but just stop!"
Tears streaked down their face as they ripped their wrists against the zip ties holding them together in front of their body, shredding through the delicate skin and causing blood to pour down them. Caretaker's grip on them tightened painfully and they slowly let their body sag, a pitiful whimper escaping their lips.
As they reached Whumper and Whumpee knew they were about to be handed over again, they made one last ditch effort. "Please, Caretaker, you promised. You promised you would protect me. You promised you love me. I-" Their voice cracked as Caretaker shoved them forward, almost directly into Whumper's arms. "I love you, Caretaker. And, and you said you loved me."
Caretaker gave them a dismissive glance. "I lied."
Whumper, smiling gleefully, wrapped their arms around Whumpee's shaking, sobbing body after handing a briefcase that had been laying on the ground next to them to Caretaker, presumably full of money. They tucked a strand of hair behind Whumpee's ear.
"See, I told you, dear. I'm the only one who will ever love you." Whumpee curled towards Whumper's chest and sobbed as Caretaker walked away without a backward glance.
Authors note: this is written for the @the-ss-horniest-book-club 🌸💕
With your legs hanging over the arm of the couch and your eyes closed, you was lost in the conversation you were having on the phone with your best friend. She keeps pressing for details about your attractive and famous roommate, Sebastian Stan.
“Look, I’m not telling you anything!” You laugh and shake your head internally. You couldn’t have made your crush more obvious if you tried.
“Oh come on Y/N. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t tap that if he begged you!”
“Alright, alright fine! I might want to tap it but he’s my roommate and it’s so awkward!” You sigh and bounce your foot in the air. Completely unaware of said roommate lurking on top of his stairs sporting a grin.
“I bet you would. Listen I gotta go! I’ll catch up with you later.”
You say your goodbyes and drop your phone onto your stomach with a sigh. Footsteps descend the wooden stairs and your head snaps towards them. “Hey Sebby.” You smile and he grins smugly.
“Hey there Y/N. Would you like to tap the remote while I order dinner?” He teases and your eyebrows crease.
“What’s wrong with you? Why are you acting weird?”
“Would you be honest with me?” You nod your head and will him to continue. “Y-you’d tap me? Like for real?”
“I uh- you were eavesdropping?!” You sit up straight and blush. “Sorry I couldn’t help it. You were talking loud!” He defends and you sigh. “Yes, I’d tap you, in a heartbeat.”
“Thank fuck for that because I’m tired of being alone!” He yells and you shriek when he jumps like a crazy man onto the couch.
summary: you and jungkook are paired for a group project, but jungkook's a huge flirt while you're focused on ur studies.
a/n: this was requested by my fave @hehehehahahohohuhu!! i hope u like it 🥺🥺 it's kinda wattpad-y but i had a lotta fun writing it :) there's a lot of "babe" lol my friends pointed that out xD also im gonna consider this a drabble? so i won't tag it under my nets~
This was requested by @agent-bossypants and the source material was awful so you better like it. Jk! Happy Late Birthday!!
You weren’t sure how you got stuck watching this stupid movie but what you did know was it was all Billy’s fault. He lost some kind of bet with Curtis, which ended up meaning loser was at the winner’s mercy, Billy decided to share his loss with you.
He spent the night buttering you up with a delicious meal, he made, waiting for you when you came home. It was so good you would have agreed to anything he asked which is how you ended you doing a live stream of the two of you watching what looked like the most ridiculous horror movie you’ve ever seen, Piranhaconda.
“Did they….did they really make their own theme song for this movie?” You asked him as you brought in the bowl of popcorn.
“Yes, they did.” He answered looking over at you before you both broke into laughs.
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“I really want her to die first.” You said about the woman on the screen.
“It’s not even 5 minutes in and you’re already plotting who you hope dies?” Billy asked laughing
“I can’t help it she’s terrible.” You pointed out with a smile on your face because you knew Billy was thinking the same thing.
“What the hell kind of egg secretes green ooze?” Billy questioned giving you a look.
“Apparently that one.” You said pointing back to the movie which resulted in Billy throwing some popcorn at you.
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“I swear if this is a bad horror movie with the filming of a bad horror movie in it I’m dumping this whole bowl on your head.” You warned him as the bikini-clad woman ran from a masked man on screen.
And that’s exactly how you had to go make more popcorn and Billy ended up covered in the contents of the now-empty bowl.
“Come on, Babe. I’ll make it up to you I promise.” He said as he followed you into the kitchen, shaking off the popcorn as he went.
“And how do you plan to do that Russo?” You asked and you saw him smirk as you gave you a look you knew all too well. “Something that doesn’t include sex.” You quickly added.
He sighed in momentary defeat before spotting the bottle of liquor you kept on hand for after long workdays.
“How about a drinking game.” He offered, reaching behind you to grab the bottle. “Every time someone obvious is going to die we drink. Every time a woman looks like she should be in a porno appears we drink. Every time they play that god-awful theme song we drink.”
He stood toe to toe with you and you with a knowing smirk before you grabbed the bottle for him and moved him out of the way.
“Let’s get this over with.” You grumbled as you headed back to the couch, “And grab the popcorn. I seem to have misplaced my last batch.”
Billy couldn’t help but chuckle as he did as he was told. He knew he’d still have to make it up to you somehow.
➵ EXO: (roommate) Baekhyun x fem. reader / drabble, college au / fluff, a bit of humor / REQUESTED
➵ warnings: none
➵ word count: 526
„Just one more week and we’re finally done with all of this.“, you sighed, rubbing your burning eyes. Baekhyun only nodded absent-mindedly, yawning slightly and ruffling his hair, making it stand even more on end.
„Can you believe we’re actually going to graduate?“
„Oh god, please don’t remind me.“, your roommate and best friend whined, looking at you with slightly bloodshot eyes, „I don’t want to be a real adult!“ You snorted at that. „Honestly, I don’t think you’re ever going to be a real adult, Baek.“, you replied, patting his arm affectionately. „Thanks. I really love that you’ve always got my back.“, he grumbled, focusing on his textbook again. You stretched both arms above your head and yawned loudly, gaze sliding to the kitchen clock. It was already after two a.m. — you weren’t sure when you’ve last gone to bed before midnight. It had been a while, that much was sure. „Do you want some tea?“, you asked Baekhyun, already halfway out of your seat. The tired-looking man just nodded, suppressing another yawn.
While you boiled water and looked for some mugs, you heard another deep sigh behind you. Turning around, you saw Baekhyun give you a sad half-smile. „I’m really going to miss you. You’re the best roommate and study partner ever.“, he admitted, making you beam at him.
„I can only say the same about you, Baek. I’m really happy I bumped into you during my first week of university.“
„Bumped into me… That’s nicely put. If I remember correctly, you drenched me in iced coffee.“
You flushed and laughed at the memory. „Well, if I remember correctly, you payed me back for this when you came home from your first college party and passed out on top of me in my bed, snoring loudly and reeking of beer. I legit thought I would be squashed by your body and would just die beneath you, only two weeks into my first semester. That would have been a real sad ending to my short life.“
Baekhyun huffed at that, crossing both arms above his chest and pouting slightly. „Don’t be ridiculous, I’m not even that heavy.“
You snorted. „Yeah, sure. That’s what you say.“ With that, you poured the boiling water into the two mugs, bringing them over to your already crowded table. Baekhyun looked from the steaming tea in front of him to you and back to his many textbooks and notes. „You know what? Let’s run. Together. Away from real adulthood. Let’s just live in the woods and forsake modern society and technology! This way, we can stop learning now and don’t have to think about graduating anymore. Let’s just watch a movie and be happy and stupid forever.“
You giggled at his antics, shaking your head. „You, leaving behind modern technology? You know that means video games as well, right?“
This made him gasp and clutch his heart dramatically, face contorting in mock pain. „I could never!“
„Yeah, that’s what I thought.“
„Well, okay then — what about this: let’s learn for one more hour and watch a movie afterwards?“