#resi8

[a-singular-rat-in-a-trenchcoat]

my controversially 9ft tall wife <3 <3 <3

[pawsomelestat]

i'm a professional body piercer so i'd probably ruin it for myself with technicalities and knowing so much about safe practices.. but a fic where karl pierces dermals in reader's hips, using magnetic jewelry so he can readjust them without having to lift a finger...... he would have to be so careful with them though....

[pbwritesstuff]

GREETINGS!!

Hey everyone! I'm PB, and I write stuff. I've been writing for nearly two decades, and currently have 800,000 words on AO3! I specialize in nsfw, reader fics, m/m, angst, and kink. I write for just about every fandom, and don't shy away from smut. Take a look at my works at the link below, and hit the read-more for details!

PRICING

$10 per 500 words

Additional $5 charge may apply for fandoms or kinks I'm not familiar with (consider it a research charge)

All prices agreed upon beforehand, no surprises!

Payment up front.

FANDOMS

Marvel (MCU and Comics)

DC

TF2

Watchmen

John Wick

Resident Evil 8: Village

Star Wars (with a special focus on the original trilogy and Clone Wars)

Ace Attorney

Invincible

Hetalia

Fallout: New Vegas

DOOM

The Twilight Saga

Gravity Falls

Rise of The Guardians

The Amazing Digital Circus

And many, many more! If your fandom isn't on this list; feel free to ask! These are just fandoms I've already written for. I can also be convinced to write original smut to specification if that's more your thing 😉

HARD LIMITS

Pregnancy, MPreg, FPreg, eggpreg, etc. This includes omegaverse pregnancy.

Scat

Watersports/piss kink

Animal abuse, animal cruelty, or bestiality

Forced feminization

Under 16 (that said, I don't mind anime high-schoolers, young adults or older teens, aged up characters etc. If the age isn't mentioned in-fic, I don't really care about canon ages)

I reserve the right to refuse any request, and if for any reason, I have to abandon the fic, you will receive a full refund. Hard limit list is subject to change at any time.

[lemon-snark]

Hi friends! Haven’t posted on here in forever but I want to share my new resident evil tattoo!!! It’s the cerberus on one of the locked doors in resident evil 7 :D

Wanted to share with the community, so so happy with how it came out, big thank you to @ stinmaster on insta!!

[deathianartworks]

'I'd pay the devil twice as much to keep your soul'

[secret-history-of-reganatlas]

But also, I don’t think Ethan Winters has ever experienced a fucking survival instinct

[spacemonolith]

I had this idea for MerMay with LadyDimitrescu but it doesn't go so well. 😣

[soleildiddle]

Rose dlc was giving alice vibes for me