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Just went through all my posts

I was thinking to myself,

‘wow, does this bitch ever shut up?’

While reading my posts.

I deleted and privated some of them. I added an outdated tag where i saw fit. It’s so fun to private posts. You get to see the post if i say so.

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He might text me today (im delusional af)

I have come up with this theory that he was expecting that i would be taking the geometry final and that would be the last day id see him this school year. I amn’t taking the geometry final, so I won’t be there. He was probably waiting to text me until we weren’t gonna see each other in person anymore.

duh

I will just have to wait until he gets home and texts me. He doesn’t have to text me or even wanna interact with me but it’d be nice. I feel a bit creepy. I keep thinking about him and I know where he lives (we were on the same bus, I amn’t a stalker). I hope everything’s mutual or at least close to it.

I will now listen to Kesha and stare at the ceiling.

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how to get blocked on tumblr:

Insteada blocking them yourself like a basic bitch, you should spice things up a bit. Who your target is will impact how well this’ll works. You can also make friends and pull bitches this way, if your target’s based enough.

First, make sure your target has either a bunch of posts or their ask box open (both for maximum impact). Next, pick some string of words that’s gonna upset or annoy them. I’m gonna use this:

ha ha ha ha ha

or maybe

some sorta slur but that’s too predictable

Then you’re gonna wanna comment this under very single one of their posts. Don’t spam it under just one post. You can also leave it in their inbox every night. If they bring it up to you, pretend you have no idea what they’re talking about.

good night my fellow retards

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I did the craziest thing imaginable yesterday

So remember that guy I was talking about a couple weeks ago? I walked up to him and gave him a note. All it said is that I’d like to be his friend. I was shaking after I did it. I did run away after I gave it him and go to class but I still did it. I know he read it too. I don’t even know why I wanna be friends with him. I don’t anything about him except how he looks and that he sleeps and snores in class. He wears black sweatshirts and sweatshirts to school so I don’t know what any of his interests are. I think this may be more of an aesthetic crush than a platonic one.

I’ve never done anything like this before. I still can’t believe I did that. Hopefully he didn’t take the wrong way. I wonder what’s gonna happen on Monday.