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I FECKIN LOVE BLÅHAJ! ♡ ♢ ♧ ♤ he/him or she/her

[anonymous-blahaj]

Intro Post

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good morning👋 motherfucks‼️😎

対処する  そして 煮えくり返る, あたし  ないで しょう  黙れ‼️👈

name: Archiere (アチャ) or Callie (カリイ)

pronouns: he/her

age: no

gender: 2

im aromantic, bitches

oshi mark: 🦈🗡️

fav number: 8

dni: charity blogs & bots (I know they can’t read but still) & zoophiles & animal abusers (birds, rodents, fish, reptiles, spiders, etc are animals) & CSAM + ASAM "creators"

https://anonymous-blhaj.straw.page/

https://pronouns.cc/@anonymous-blahaj

Hi, this is a very cringe and bad blog. I am VERY unfunny even though I think I amn’t. I like to post about my interests or current hyperfixation. I do like to make ‘edgy’ jokes, use slurs, and mention heavy topics. Take care of yourself and precede with caution (or don’t idc).

my ask box is open to anything, I just might not publicly respond to things I don’t want on my blog but you can send them

I have absorbed ClashB-Lizzy’s personality and humour. I like to play dumb and I usssualy take things as jokes or unserious even when they’re not. My favourite food is fried calamarii with tons of butter and salt. I love butter and salt. I’m gonna get married to butter and salt. You can join our throuple if you want

I mean…

we can be moots or even internet friends❗️

we stand for the flags

and kneel before the cross

i am also @real-taylorswift-facts and @gravy-anon and @every-post-is-about-me and @confess-ur-sins and @2018-hoe and @i-say-words-everyday

I also do YouTube (allegedly):

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCtuCZM5kqt-Hw_eAFVtuJ2w

my favourite drink is 9/11 (ref) also positive vibes or kys

be nice to me (forced)

thanks for reading this ^^

[anonymous-blahaj]

if you receive this, you make somebody happy! go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up.If you get one back, even better! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )~☆

‼️ thank you

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[no-one-offical]

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[anonymous-blahaj]

i made myself a plone wallpaper

its loosley clashb-lizzy themed

dont repost

only F2U for private things (like your phone wallpaper) and you cant change or alter it

[catamaurrr-star]

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

[yumykon]

Rosalina ⭐

[threedollarsdotcom]

found a girl at the lights section of home depot eating the lamps

[ryhsrunner]

Okay so I actually really want to eat a lightbulb. I get that it would fill my mouth with broken glass, poison me, and probably burn me, but I can't help but feel like it would be really really good to bite into one and feel that crunch

[anonymous-blahaj]

🅱️

[anonymous-blahaj]

FUN FACT:

The first song to debut at #1 on the Hot 100 is 3 by Britney Spears

I don’t count the ones before this one because those only debuted at #1 because billboard changed their rules. This song debuting at #1 was natural.

I find it funny that the actual first #1 debut is a song about threesums by lobotomised Britney Spears in 2009

peak

[awrkedas]

Coffee in Italy ?

[7ph]

Dinner in Paris?

[itisado]

Night drive in Riyadh?

[lulus8]

Stargazing in AlUla?

[roronyra]

Bookstore in London?

[916demon]

Sunset in Fiji

[ask-pacman]

Meth in cleveland

[anonymous-blahaj]

Blåhaj in Sweden❓

[anonymous-blahaj]

Guess who just got jumpscared by Rihanna❗️

I click on the song, i knew it was gonna start. I pressed the button. I physically flinched and my eyes widened. I gasped and threw my phone down.

I love this song and anyone who doesn’t should take a good look in mirror and think about their miserable dreadful life.

very funny moment

#loserposting

[anonymous-blahaj]

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[mlarayoukai]

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[anonymous-blahaj]

REBLOG this post and you’ll get a blåhaj in your inbox 🦈🚨

ignore this and and nothing will happen

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[titenoute]

thanks for the context omg

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

[silvysartfulness]

I would like to add that the Scandinavian languages have their own native words for “shit” as in, well, shit. They sound similar, but the pronunciation is different.

This shit, that’s pronounced close to the English word, is a loanword expletive reserved especially for when things go wrong. The heartfeltness of “ah, shit” indeed.

[anonymous-blahaj]

my little brother is currently learning French

He’s playing duolingo on my dad’s phone and he SPECIFICALLY chose FRENCH!

French is the worst language

If French were a person, I’d charlie kirk her

yes im racist for against French people and, no, there’s nothing you can do to change my CORRECT mind!

(im being hyperbolic if youse couldn’t tell)

[megan3kk0]

[anonymous-blahaj]

the sims 3, my beloved