Okay so I'm just going to headcanon that TROS!Rey is actually just a really hastily programmed droid that Rey made to go on some adventure with the guys and maybe try to deal Kylo's bullshit while she takes like a sorely needed vacation away from all this. Hence why Rey makes zero sense and acts all OOC and doesn't seem to display proper human emotion like someone who is not a robot. Reybot tries, but she doesn't quite cut it. And our poor himbo Ben Solo just can't quite tell, bless him.
Ben: *brings Reybot back to life by accidentally pressing her restart button*
Reybot: *thump* whrrrrrrrr
Reybot: Ben.exe
Reybot: a>kissofgratitude.exe
Ben: ... *dies happy, but kinda confused*
Reybot: Ben.exe has crashed.
And then Rey comes back with a nice mani/pedi to find her boyfriend dead and Reybot buried her fucking lightsabers in the goddamn sand yOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB, REYBOT.














