#rip dark

[xjackjackx]

I noticed that Dark's likely-death was modified a bit in The Box when the Evil Stick Gang searches through Chosen's memories.

On the more minor side, in Showdown, Awakened Orange's laser eyes charge up rather slowly. Slow enough for Dark to realise what's happening and get one last "Oh shit" moment. In Box, they charge up too fast for him to react.

But more importantly, in Showdown, Awakened Orange's lasers simply... push Dark far away. Hell, he does a few stupid little spins as he's blasted away. (which I always thought was nonsensical as... what would make him spin here???)

But, in Chosen's Season 3 memories?

The laser cuts through Dark.

Season 3 made his defeat more brutal not only by not giving him the time to realise he's about to die, but making the lasers go through him. Dark fans I don't want to break your hopes but I think it's over.

[st0rmyskies]

Darks neighbors hate the shit out of him

Four “-so that’s why I’d like you to keep an eye out for Twi”

Shadow “uh huh”

Four “because this guy might be dangerous”

Shadow “yeah”

Four “and since you’re in the same building I figure I’d be pretty easy for you to keep an ear out”

Shadow “yeah that’s kinda hard not to do tbh”

Four “and we need to know if we have to send the old man to kill him if something goes wrong”

Shadow, having been forced to hear Darks screaming orgasms nearly bi hourly for the past two days straight “Sorry did you just say you’d send someone in to

K I L L H I M ???

Shadows this 👌 fucking close to calling in that bomb threat

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This one fails the spice test, but I snorted too fucking loud to NOT share it, sorry not sorry.

[blitzxiiru]

wilford: if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!

dark:

wilford, sweating: if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands??

dark:

bing, bursting into the room: if you’re sad and you know it clap your hands!

dark, about to agressivly clap his hands: >:^)

wilford: dARK NO-

[septic-dr-schneep]

Dark has to stand on a chair to be as tall as Captain.

Dark, on a stepstool: I  a m  t i r i n g  o f  y o u r  a n t i c s --

Magnum: Hehe, whatever you say, you little hurricane! *pats his head*

[ghosthauntingevermore]

I DONT KNOW WHAT MOVIE HES WATCHING BUT IM LOSING IT

F to pay respects to Dark

Edited to add: this isn't from him watching Possum hes watching a biohazard rip off I guess djsbdjsh

[darkiplierimagines]

What if Dark had to do playtime with a little kid for his POI? It's kinda funny to think of him playing tea time or having a little doing make up on him and making him play dress up.

Dark is so... uncomfortable.

He probably finds it a very silly thing to do to help expand the imaginations of a young human. But humans are just weird like that, and it makes his POI happy, so why not?

It doesn’t kill his dignity if he says he’s doing it for the child’s enjoyment. Some people find that charming for some reason he doesn’t understand.

[pxzzlepieces-a]

@tenebriism

      “... that’s quite the lizard in your throat, miss.” He hadn’t been paying her much mind, no more than the rest of the visitors that could be found within the walls of Gerudo Town that day - not until a gust of wind came billowing down into the streets, throwing up the dust and sand that lay in the roads cracks and crevices. It was as Atem had been shielding himself from the winds that a sound caught in his ear, one that certainly did not sound feminine in the least.

      Neither that hacking cough, nor the deep, muttered curse that had been emanated from behind a veil. Thin eyebrows rose as he stared at ‘her’ back, head tilting to one side as a hand propped against his hip - oh, it seemed like this was going to be interesting.

     “Might you be in need of some water?”

[askmtuan]

1. Cola EST Event Outfit

2. Flight Log: Arrival Teaser Photo Outfit

3. Flight Log: Arrival MV Teaser Outfit

(I tried ;;; But I really liked how the Cola EST Event one turned out -Dark)