#rip felix

[justanimaniac]

Not Goose telling us we're going to get their real names soon. (Kinger's being figured out already)

Not Goose implying no one has guessed Jax's yet.

(That theory of them having to learn their real names to potentially escape the circus is back on the market now.)

YESSSSSS FINALLYYY OMG I WAITED FOR THIS REVEAL FOR SO SO SOOOOO LONG HOLY CRAP

I still doubt they'll ever get out of the circus or that they're alive, but yeeee NAME REVEAL YES

Dude, the fact that no one guessed Jax's name scares me... Like, I haven't seen too many guesses aside from Felix and Mateo, BUT STILL. THE SECOND SOMEONE SAYS JAX'S REAL NAME OUT LOUD IM EXPLODING

(I have a few guesses and I doubt any of them are right) BUT MANNN OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED

[bettybigbladder]

ik it came out like 3 years ago but I feel like Saltburn would’ve been more liked as a TV show, like 1 season and 8 episodes

[unecoccinellenoire]

Just realised how much Félix must get the mick taken out of him at school over Adrien's perfume ad. Suddenly all his dislike of his cousin makes sense.

[archaicarcadiac]

ALL CITY KING...

[randombrowngirl]

Lost my bunny this morning. I miss you felix the bun.

[rosiathemagician]

MC really does fit there cuz they also have one braincell

[night-triumphantt]

Kiara, at one in the morning, to felix probably

No you don’t understand what do your cells use to make energy? If you don’t need to breath then you don’t need oxygen, so what do they use instead? What is the purpose of having blood, you were born a vampire so clearly it’s not just because they were turned, plus you guys still breath heavy after fights so what gives??

[noosedagoose]

Byleth: Hello I am your new professor for this year.

Felix: So, they got so desperate that they hired a mercenary?

Byleth: S I L E N C E B O T T O M.

Felix: *Silence*

Entire Blue Lions class: WHAAAAAAA