#rip max

[flurofiles]

a special treat for the landostand 😭

[pleasepolishmyeyeball]

max had a horrible start bro

[k00lerthanyou]

sometimes i hope im wrong about death

what if it is just pitch black for ever? thats fucking scary. i dont wanna die i wanna live and love and kiss cute boys at parties with chappel roan in the background and talk to my friends and finally come out to my parents

[ollliecat]

I hate everything actually

[youguysmakeabsolutelynosense]

So the podium is oscar, his dad and his boyfriend absolute cinema

[lsunstreakerl]

beginning to think o!darkbull charles might need a lesson from catboy max owner charles on the proper care and keeping of a max

anon, you are sadistic

[lsunstreakerl]

‘poor max is just happy to have some attention’ when charles was using him as a lifeline made me laugh so hard omg. how much longer is he going to be enjoying that attention we shall see!!!

he enjoys it for the first 1,239 words of chapter five, and it ends right here lmfao:

Charles pauses, before he gets a glint in his eye. "Are you going to cuff him?" Max feels his jaw drop open, because he's already in trouble, and here Charles is, trying to make it worse for him, what happened to being on the same side?

they're so mean to him (but it's from a place of love)

[intriga-hounds]

between going back to work and ponzu babies i already can’t sleep, but the dogs all conspired to get me up at different times to potty even though they’ve been fine thru the night most of this past week. 😭