Stranger things characters as things I’ve heard my coworkers say, PT 2
Steve: And this rumor went around that I cheated on her with you, because apparently I don’t want to date you anymore isn’t a good enough reason
Robin: I’d hit you if you ever asked to date me
Max: if one more person breaths to loud I will lose my shit
Lucas: do you need to take a break?
Eleven: well what color eyeshadow should I wear to get back at him
Max: what’s the sluttiest color
Hopper: what the fuck are you kids talking about
Nancy: alright I’m going to bed now
Steve: what do good Christian girls do this late at night
Steve: oh I was going to say masturbate, but that works too
Teacher: you know your whole clique will be leaving soon after graduation
Mike: I prefer the term possy actually
Dustin: what did you get on the ACT
Max: I was stoned and I slept through the writing portion
Max: do you think anyone would notice if I jumped into the ditch headfirst
Dustin: I dunno, wanna try it with me
Eleven: are you too okay?
Max, billy, Steve, Dustin, sitting at a table discussing parent issues:
Eleven: one time my dad dropped his phone and yelled at me before leaving
Billy: would you like to join the table of daddy issues
Dustin: I gave max 30 dollars for graduation
Max: actually it was 29.76 because cashapp makes you pay to get the money
Billy: how old is that pretty girl over there?
Jonathan looks at Nancy then back to billy: she’s 15
Max: so I’m talking to this guy, but don’t worry I started talking to him after we broke up
Max: you promised not to judge me
Mike: that was before you started to make bad decisions
Billy: I’m so horny I just want to stick it in her
Lucas: I want to start a revolution
Jonathan: wouldn’t it be funny if we got married
*gets married 24hrs later*
Eleven: what does it mean if someone says your easy
Eleven: that man over there told me to give him my number because I looked easy
Mike: what the hell did you say to my girlfriend
Will: wait how did you know
Max: how did you NOT know
