#rip omg

[artofjoh]

Me: ugh I’m not naming this Demigod Time nope no not happening

Me: *names it Demigod Time*

[guccifloralsuits]

The Dave Matthews Band is forever banned from my college for redacted with some students. It’s been like 20 years or something and I believe they’ve like, tried to come back and the school was like....No.

NOOOO BYE 😭😭😭😭😭 THATS so sjdjsjsjsjsjnsjsj

[cursedvessels]

🧊 [ from davey ]

SEND ‘🧊’ TO SLIP AN ICE CUBE DOWN MY MUSES’ SHIRT.

As soon as the ice hit Henry’s back, he jumped, sliding away from Davey and spinning around with a yelp.

“ Hey! What the HELL man, “ he exclaimed as he wiggled and jumped to try and get it to slide down his shirt. As it slipped out and hit the ground, he shuddered. It left a slimy wet cold spot down his spine, which he didn’t appreciate in the slightest. He grimaced at Davey, then pursed his lips, pointing a finger at him. It was a good prank, he would give him that, but he didn’t like being on the other side of it.

“ Do that again and I’ll draw a penis on yer face in permanent marker while yer sleepin’. “

[cozydnp-archive]

aly my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i making out yesterday nd now i have to keep the door open and she just gave me a very embarrassing lecture about 'how we shouldnt be doing anything bad' and how she 'had a boyfriend at this age too' and how she doesnt know if she can trust us alone. dude im literally gonna die of embarrassment. lmao ohgoD-

Alex omfg your poor thing I would literally dissolve into the floor JDHSJSB

PEOPLE HAVE BOYFRIENDS YALL

CAN I GET AN F IN THE CHAT FOR ALEX

[braham-is-bi]

oh discord is just dead dead then

[aikirakugaki]

LOL OMG DID JIMIN JUST TRY TO MAN HANDLE V & THEN THEY BOTH FELL 🤣🤣

[chaekkung]

im crying one of my coworkers texted me a few days ago and asked if i could cover his thursday morning shift and i just saw the messages now i was gonna be like yeah! but today /is/ thursday and the morning shift just ended LMFAOOO.... when i say i take 3-7 business days to text back im not kidding 😔

[felixhasfun]

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