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"You're a wizard, Tumblr!"

"I'm a what-?"

[wizards]

Vine References: Harry Potter Characters

A remake of my classic post from my main blog

Harry: AA AAA AÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀ!!!!!!!

Ron: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-

Neville: iridocyclitis

Luna: He needs some milk

Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Draco: [gets 3rd degree burns from Harry] i’M seNsitIVe aUbreY!

Dean: Hey my names [dean] and I have a basketball game tomorrowww. I play point guard, i got shoe game-

Seamus: I’m John Cena!

Dumbledore: tEn bILliOn pOinTs tO gRyffiNPuff! fUcK yOu sNapE gRYFFINPUFF wins!!!

Snape: *lemons spilling out of his frosty flakes cereal box with ‘life’ written on it* well! when life gives you lemons 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂

Lily: oh my god why can’t you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT

James: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-

Sirius: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?

Remus: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store how good can it be?

Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]

McGonagall: Smack that bitch

Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Hagrid: Look at all those chickens

Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does

Molly: every time you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-

Bill: wOw

Charlie: So no head?

Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.

Fred: can I get a waffle?

George: Can I please get a waffle?

Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!

Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Colin: That was legitness

Cho: Chris is that a weed?

Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates

Fleur: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Victor: *slides in* Good evening

Filch: [theres only one thing worse than a rapist...boom] A child

Umbridge: Not to be racist, but Asian people..SSSUUUUUGHHHHHH

Lockhart: I am shooketh. No we can’t come here anymore I’m too famous.

Fudge: no off topic questions. Because I said so. I don’t want to. Permission denied. No. You have been stopped.

Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read

Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *

Vernon: the cheese of truth *puts cheese on newspaper* immigrants cause cancer

Dobby: Hi welcome to chilli’s

Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you

Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*

Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you….bitch.

Voldemort: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

[ahbbie]

Here is a video for you guys!

[where-is-my-bucky]

"how did you take down Captain America?

We shot him in ze legs because his shield is ze size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot" 

Peter, an internet intellectual:

[thats-ee]

//I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y’ALL

// *Stay With Me- Sam Smith*

[germinfestedbooger]

cooking with the killer tyler, the creator 

[fuck-off-im-ace]

My boss: So today it's really important that you stay focused, take your time, we don't want any mistakes, alright?

My adhd brain for the rest of the day, for absolutely no reason: Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew?

[sinshinechild]

When you’re working on your cover album but your friends are a little over-supportive.

 I had nothing to draw, and I was watching a rip vines compilation. so this happened. Based on this vine.