#ripstarwars

[thegreatlordfireraven]

is no one gonna talk about how unforgivably stupid it is that they needed a “battering ram cannon” which was apparently “miniaturized death star tech” (even tho even miniaturized death star tech would be way more powerful and, ya know, BE A HUGE BLAST THAT EVISCERATES ITS TARGET IN A SINGLE SECOND AND NOT SOME WEIRD BEAM) instead of just USING THE COMBINED POWER OF LIKE TEN WALKERS TO JUST BUST OPEN THE GATE--and not that tiny little hole, mind you, LIKE AN ACTUALLY SIZABLE HOLE

wtf is this film

[thegreatlordfireraven]

“the jedi created vader”

ya know it was actually a fuckign sith

ya know

FUCKING PALPATINE

sure the Jedi contributed a whoooolllleeee fucking lot

But in all technicality it was ultimately my boy Palpy

[thegreatlordfireraven]

Rian Johnson once said he “knew the reason Luke had to be on that island was something positive.”

So this fuckface thinks Luke going to an island to die alone is positive. Fuck you. JJ set it up as the first Jedi Temple. There was clearly something going on there--he was there to learn something. I was always assuming he was there learning an ancient technique to defeat Snoke or something. Some Jedi knowledge to help. That was the positive thing he was there for, you fuck.

[thegreatlordfireraven]

can we talk about why the actual fuck Luke finding out about Han’s death was given thirty seconds of screentime and never mentioned again in a film where we show a thirty minute detour to a way-too-human looking gambling planet with no effect on the plot please and thank you and fuck you rian johnson good night

[gwiazdaerydanu]

Disney Star Wars DESTROYED by Marcia Lucas #RIPStarWars

Marcia Lucas thinks The Last Jedi 'SUCKS' and The Force Awakens is 'TERRIBLE' That's right George Lucas' ex-wife ROASTS Kathleen Kennedy, Jar Jar Abrams, and The Disney Trilogy in a new book about producer Howard Kazanjian written by J.W. Rinzler. You may find some of her argument, or the whole thing, familiar. Marcia Lucas, the women famous for saving Star Wars in the editing room says this about The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi "it sucks, the storylines are terrible. Just terrible. Awful! She isn't the only one who thinks that, the producer the book is about, Howard Kazajian, who produced The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi Raiders of the Lost Ark says "the filmmakers don't understand Star Wars." I wonder if they will be labeled misogynist manbabies, or worse?

[aishicc]

Star Wars Day Feels Like a Funeral | What May the 4th Means to Me Now

[thegreatlordfireraven]

Luke’s Academy

What Could Have Been

I don't understand why people keep saying that the Luke in TLJ was better than this would have been. Like . . . sure, like that objectively putrid shit all you want, I just don't understand how seeing him fail worse than he ever did before and becoming a grumpy hermit is better than this version of reality. Imagine . . . Episode VII begins, we pan down to Luke's Academy, get some exposition, have some nice establishing scenes with the OT trio, and then they politely step offscreen to let the new heroes do things. What's so hard about that?

“because that would have been pointless pandering fanservice"

hurr durr

~literal quote from someone to this exact question

People keep saying this, and I do not understand why.

What's pointless and pandering about giving the heroes from the OT a happy, peaceful life? Narratively, they earned it. I don't get how this is just fanservice--even if it is, what's wrong with this kind of fanservice? I don't understand this argument at all. I completely disagree.

i just

i cannot comprehend

[ripstarwars]

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