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I will honestly never forgive y’all for going crazy over kylo ren. like u literally had poe and finn and u chose kylo. that’s like saying u would fuck jar jar binks over anakin or obi. rip to ur taste in men but I am different

lets-do-get-help-deactivated202

I mean HONESTLY

starofhisheart

Director: so we want Jim to have a suave and manly look-

Shatner: *already taking off his shirt* yeah, yeah, I can do that

starofhisheart

Director: so we want Jim to look like he's been through a big battle-

Shatner:

doctorwhogifs

moonfallplays-deactivated202501

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

mishalak-deactivated20200713

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

justvulcanaround

How am I supposed to live long and prosper under these conditions

justlemmesignin

live long and prosper??? not in THIS economy

valtsv

anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

cannibalchicken

furryprovocateur

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

videogomez

deanwincherter

oldfilmsflicker

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

jumblejo

professor-sweetpea

better

chronic-cat-lady

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

kitsch-bitchh

the raccoon one tho

sweetmrvitriol

Favorite commercial thing.

amydiddle

These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials

theriu

HES STILL AROUND, like two days ago I saw a new one where he was a glitch in a smart house’s system keeping the garage door from opening and he was LITERALLY GLITCHING, it was so clever XD

heavyweightheart

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

deluxeloy

So, y’all remember that post that said animals in urban areas slowly became nocturnal to avoid encounters with humans? Apparently that includes humans.

holleyweedsigns

hi i invented a new meme i call it withered bernie

kaijuno

Got a new favorite spam email

cithaerons

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

tiltctrl

What about violence in movies?

cithaerons

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

hjartasalt

Why is tumblr Bolivian now

hjartasalt

No but to be fair the shades of the colours they used resemble the lithuanian flag far more than the bolivian one

For reference, this is the lithuanian flag:

And this is the bolivian one:

I also had a moment of "hm that is... not lithuania" when I saw the flag cause the bolivian flag is usually much brighter than this haha. Also apparently it's for black history month