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Fred: Sometimes I feel like dying

Hermione: Wha—

Fred: but then I realize I won’t be able to see you if I do ;)

Hermione: *blushes*

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Harry: Sometimes I feel like dying

Draco: OMG SAME

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Plssss not me using the dying card with Fred—

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Credits to @incorrectquotesideas

*after a fight between Hermione and Fred*

Lee: So, your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of Hermione Granger?

Fred: *scoffs* Well, that’s not my only plan

Lee:

Fred: Someday I’d like to plant a vegetable garden !

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Hermione: *tries to set password as Fred*

Computer: ERROR 4711 PASSWORD IS TOO SHORT

Hermione: CLEARLY YOU’RE MISTAKEN! HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOY?! These new inventions Merlin—

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OR

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Fred: *tries to set password as Mione*

Computer: ERROR 4711 PASSWORD IS TOO SHORT

Fred: *smiles dreamily* I know..

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Seamus: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back in Hogwarts?

Dean: you mean you?

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Pffft Seamus Finnigan who? I only know Seamus lets-freaking-blow-stuff-up Finnigan

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Draco: I made tea

Harry: I don’t want tea

Draco: I didn’t make tea for you!

Harry: Then why are you telling me?

Draco: it’s a conversation starter

Harry: that’s a lousy conversation starter

Draco: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate !

Harry:

Bonus-

Mcgonagall: Have a biscuit, Malfoy!

Draco: *smirks proudly* gladly, profesor

Harry:

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dedicated to @mischiefhasbeenmanaged who always makes me chuckle with her Sirius & Andromeda dynamic <3

Sirius: *walks into tedromeda's house along with the other marauders after a full year at Hogwarts*

Sirius: Gee Andy, thought you'd be more excited to see me

Andromeda: *finally notices him* Sirius!!

Andromeda: *squeals and crushes him in a hug*

Toddler! Tonks: *who was sitting between them*

Toddler! Tonks: *squeezes out exasperated* IM OKAY! IM ALIVE!

Andromeda: *to toddler! tonks* See?? I told you he was real!!

Sirius: *recovers from the hug and turns towards Ted*

Sirius: Hey Mr. Andromeda >-<

Ted: Hey Mr. Andromeda :)

*Sirius and Ted hug, albeit grudgingly by Sirius*

Andromeda: You two.. how great is this???

Andromeda: My favourite person in the world..

Andromeda: ..and my husband!! =D

Ted: *to the rest of the marauders dramatically* My whole life -_-

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Albus: *walks into their house after being on holiday with the Potters for a month*

Albus: Gee Scorp, thought you'd be more excited to see me

Scorpius: *finally notices him* Albus!!

Scorpius: *squeals and crushes him in a hug*

Hugo: *who was sitting between them*

Hugo: *squeezes out exasperated* IM OKAY! IM ALIVE!!

Scorpius: *to the stuffed snake gifted to him by his father* See?? I told you he was real!!

Albus: *recovers from the hug and turns towards Rose*

Albus: Hey Mrs. Malfoy ;)

Rose: Hey Mr. Malfoy *chuckles*

*Albus and Rose hug*

Scorpius: You two.. how great is this???

Scorpius: My favourite person in the world..

Scorpius: And my wife !! =D

Rose: *to Hugo dramatically* My whole life -_-

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Luna: *walks into the Potter household after a long business trip to nargleville (her choice of words, not mine)*

Luna: Gee Gin, thought you'd be more excited to see me

Ginny: *finally notices her* Luna!!

Ginny: *squeals and crushes her in a hug*

Little! Albus: *who was sitting between them*

Little! Albus: *squeezes out, exasperated* IM OKAY! IM ALIVE!

Ginny: *to the Potter kids* See?? I told you she was real!!

Luna: *recovers from the hug and turns towards Harry*

Luna: Hey Mr. Ginny

Harry: Hey Mrs. Ginny *chuckles*

*Luna and Harry hug*

Ginny: You two.. how great is this???

Ginny: My favourite person in the world..

Ginny: ..and my husband!! =D

Harry: *whispers to their kids overdramatically* My whole life -_-

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