RISOTTO AND SECCO?? IN MY HOUSE?? YOU BET !!
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RISOTTO AND SECCO?? IN MY HOUSE?? YOU BET !!
! RISOTTO NERO NSFW HEADCANONS
SYNOPSIS︙Just some self indulgent NSFW headcanons of Risotto Nero!
PAIRING︙Risotto Nero x AFAB!reader
GENRE︙headcanons, smut
WARNINGS︙smut, Dom!risotto, sub!reader, fem! bodied reader, oral sex (both recieving), BDSM, bondage, flogging, rough sex, unprotected sex, jealousy, penetrative sex, vaginal sex, fingering, size kink, degration, soft Dom!risotto
AUTHORS NOTE︙this was very self indulgent bye💀
REBLOGS AND FEEDBACK APPRECIATED
Risotto is a large man. That being said, he is a monster in bed. He knows how to turn you into a babbling and weak mess under him.
☆•》 Bandas que eles escutam 《•☆
☆ Random characters's version
☆ erros ortográficos
Behind Closed Doors...💭
(If you don't like the ship, just scroll away!)
Had a lot of fun with this one!❤️
Can you write just plain relationship hcs of Melone (and if not, Risotto) with a really, really tall s/o?
hi love! thank you so much for requesting! <3 this request resonates with me as a girl that's almost 6ft tall lol. i hope you enjoy!!
☆ Risotto ☆
Risotto really wouldn't mind having a tall s/o! Being as tall as he is, it's rare that he comes across someone close to his height or taller than him. It might take some getting used to, but I think he would actually start to like it. He loves his s/o's long legs, and the way they look when they walk. He loves that he can make eye contact with his s/o while speaking to them, because he's used to having to look down at whoever he's speaking to. He also melts a little inside if they rest their elbows on his shoulders and play with his hair.
☆ Melone ☆
This kinky motherfucker. He is obsessed with his tall s/o. Their long legs and the way that they look in short skirts. He would absolutely love if they wore shoes or heels that make their height even greater. ESPECIALLY if it's platform boots. He would beg for them to step on him. He's a huge perv, so he would love that his s/o's height allows him to be at eye level with their titties 24/7. If they try to call him out on looking at their boobs, he would just say he can't help it, i mean they are right in front of his face. (He's a little shit.)
Risotto and Fashion!
again, the same as the prosciutto and formaggio posts! i have to say, this post has been one of my favourites so far and he’s been so fun to search for outfits for since his style is something i feel more comfortable choosing outfits for.
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hii, can i please get headcanons of la squadra reacting to reader hiding a baby cow inside of their room? cows are basically big puppies and i haven’t been able to get the thought out of my head
SJHGSKHGKJSHG PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME
i L O V E these types of requests they are so cute to me
La Squadra reacting to (gn)Reader hiding a baby cow
I'm sorry some of these are really short.
Risotto
this could go one of two ways and if you play your cards right everything will be fine
everything will be good until that baby cow give an inevitable loud ass moo
he will track down the noise and probably won't be the only one who wants to see what is going on.
he would look at the cow like: ._.
"Why?" is what he would say without breaking his neutral expression.
he probably will not let you keep it.
something along the lines of "we don't have room for it." and "Once we get out of the mafia maybe we can get some land..."
ah yes domestic farm life in Italy, he's hooked on the thought now.
Prosciutto
immediately no
he will walk into your room see the cow and walk right back out to go smoke before he deals with this.
you cannot convince this man to keep a cow.
he will help you find a nice place for it if you give him pleading eyes
in the duration of finding a place he does love on the cow a bit
"I never knew they could be cute up close"
Illuso
Like pros,, he won't want to deal with it but doesn't care what you do.
like if you wanna hide a cow from the capo.... go ahead and try.
if you beg him to help you he MIGHT let the cow into the mirrors to avoid suspicion.
(side note do ya'll think illuso ever gets confused about which world thing is real and which is a mirror? just me? cool)
not much to say for him tbh, he also won't help you take care of the calf
Formaggio
All for this
he can easily shrink the cow to hide it (if I recall correctly IDK if he can shrink living things but shh)
will want to use the little one to make the others think they are crazy for seeing a cow
he will try to help with caring for the cow. and accidentally becomes attached
he considers himself the best caretaker. he is not
he has no idea what to do once the cow grows but that's a problem for tomorrow
Ghiaccio
he does a full-body double-take when he walks into your room
doesn't yell... at first...
he basically goes 'ur dumb and didn't think this through huh'
let's be honest, did you?
he gets more agitated when he asks you questions like
"where will it use the bathroom?" "How are you gonna afford to feed it" "where the hell did you even get a cow?!?!"
the talking will cause the calf to moo at him and thus goes an argument between Ghia and a whole baby cow..
Pesci
was not prepared to get moo'ed at by a cow when he went to see his s/o
his anxiety is spiking
kinda scared to touch it. but once you help him pet a baby cow he won't stop.
he gets attached too
starts asking you if you can keep your own cow?? like a kid who sees a stray on the street
is COMMITTED to helping you with this cow
Melone
immediately yes
he's all for this?? kinda surprising but also kinda not
"it's our first kid together y/n" cue kissy faces
will paint the calf's hooves
but will not help clean after it. will do anything to avoid Ris telling you you can't keep it (if you are in the same line of work)
Sorbet and Gelato
I really don't know how they would react.. like honest to god
Sorbet is happier about this than Gelato I feel.
I feel like they may just wait for an explanation as to what the actual fuck is happening?
ultimately it's your choice and with an extreme amount of coaxing they will interact with the cow.
nsfw ft la squadra (all)
female reader, a lot of smut and sex description, implies some kinks, unprotected and rough sex etc.