#robin dcamu

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Zatanna: Where's your scary boyfriend?

Raven: Probably doing scary boyfriend things.

Damian, in Gotham, feeding some kittens he found in the alley : *sneezes *

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Damian, holding Tim's arm as it keeps slapping Tim's face : Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting you-

Dick: Dames, leave Tim alone.

Damian, taking his hand off : Ok, but don't blame me if he causes a concussion himself.

Dick: What?

Tim, still slapping himself : I want to die...

Dick: Tim no!!!

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LoA's Jason, picking up the drawing tools : Damian, go to sleep. It's past your bedtime.

3 y/o Damian, staring at him dead in eyes : I will use your spine to shackle your soul to this earthly plane.

LoA's Jason: That's a bizarre way of saying you don't want to be separated from me ever but could that wait until tomorrow? Now is bedtime, ok? Don't make me tuck you and kiss you goodnight.

3 y/o Damian: Don't threaten me with cheesy pampering! I am the heir of the Head of the Demon! I never would fall before such-

LoA's Jason, pointing him out : Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, bitch!

3 y/o Damian, flushed : Fine! I'm going to sleep! Come and read me a tale, you damn killjoy!

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LoA's Jason: Ok, here's a riddle. Which weighs more, a ton of steel or a ton of feathers?

5 y/o Damian: What a useless riddle, both are a ton, both weigh the same obviously.

LoA's Jason: Error! The ton of feathers is the correct answer!

5 y/o Damian: Don't say nonsense, Jason! How would that be possible?

LoA's Jason: A ton of steel is just that, a metal plate, but with the ton of feathers you also carry the weight of all the birds that died for you to get it!

5 y/o Damian: ...

*a pair of hours later *

5 y/o Damian, crying inconsolably : poor... That all... Poor... Poor little birdies...

LoA's Jason, embarrassed : I'm sorry, it was just a riddle for fun, I didn't think that-

Talia, scolding Jason severely while gently patting Damian on the back to calm him down : Fun? Is this fun to you? Oh, I'm going to show you what fun is-

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3 y/o Damian: Don't talk down to me!

Lady Shiva: Well, I could hardly talk up to you with that height of yours.

3 y/o Damian: *climbs up to LoA's Jason's shoulders * HOW DARE YOU?!

Lady Shiva: Awww~ You climbed as a kitty!

LoA's Jason: Yeah, a panther kitten...

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Raven: I brought you soup. Dick told me you're sick.

Damian, pouting as crosses arms : I am not sick. Al Ghuls do not get sick.

Raven: You may also have a fever. *kisses his forehead to check his temperature *

Damian: ...

Damian: Although, on the other hand, Waynes suffer from constant pyrexia. *points at his forehead for more kisses *

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Bruce: New rule - No animals in the dining room.

Damian: And where is Drake going to eat now?

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Damian: I do not think I can stay in the same house as the person who ruined my life.

Jason: Me neither but we cannot throw the old man out of his own house.

Damian: Perhaps it is time to seek our own place in this cruel world...

Jason: *vehemently nods *

Bruce: Oh my God! I'll buy you more cheetos in the morning!