I absolutely love your writing so much and remember my Wattpad days when I used to write match-ups/ship requests lol, so this is very reminiscent for me. Anyway, my self-inserts name's Beau, he's gay, and a trans man. He has brown hair with the underside bleached, its sorta like a mullet/wolf cut. He's very snarky and sarcastic with a personality similar to Tony, Eddie, and Cam all mixed together. He has a tendency to work himself to death since he's a handyman and likes to fix things.
He has a really bad habit of pushing people away when he shows them a vulnerable side. Like if he cries in front of someone or has a panic attack, he won't talk to them for days, and then try to pretend it didn't happen. He'll snap at people and get angry if they bring it up but he'll always apologize afterwards unless they were actually being a dick.
Despite being sarcastic and putting walls around himself, he does have very soft moments. If someone's upset, he'll sit with them and just talk till they feel better. He has a pretty bad past with a mix of his parents being dicks and his own issues with mental health/substance abuse. He's really good with kids from having to take care of his younger siblings and is also a pretty good cook because of that. MAJOR DADDY ISSUES lmao.
I would like nsft headcanons and sfw ones if that's possible!! Again, love your writing!!!
You're so sweet. Thank you!! I miss my cringey wattpad days. Trying to bring cringe back like it's low-rise jeans.
We know they love an attitude, and I think they’d resonate better with someone who has an edge.
They’re fun and playful guys, and they’d probably trip up and upset you a couple times before they realized that sometimes they needed to let their emotional intelligence (of which Curt has plenty, Rod is iffy) shine through and lay off the razzing. They’d still razz, but they’d learn the appropriate times to do so with you.
I feel like any bad day could be made even slightly better with their silliness, so if you need a pick-me-up, there ya go.
Daddy issues? That’s fine, Curt’s mom will adopt you.
Also don’t try and tell me both of those boys don’t have at least one younger sibling, they’d think it’s AWESOME you get along with them.
They’re touchy guys. They’ve always got their arm over your shoulder or a hand on your arm. Curt is the type to initiate little kisses all the time, he’ll peck you on the cheek out of nowhere. Rod is a little more reserved in that aspect, but he’d never be sad if you kissed him. He’d tease you into doing it, his way of saying ‘please?’. “All that mouth on you and still no kiss for me?” Curt chimes in, “Seems like he’s waiting for a written invitation, Rod.” Kiss them both to get them to hush.
Movie nights with them aren’t typical movie nights. They always choose comedy or satire, and they’ll make jokes and throw shade at the characters and the plot the whole time. They don’t do well in theaters, they can’t shut up. You’re in the middle of them on the couch, Curt on the left, Rod on the right. Curt is in charge of snacks, and he always makes sure to grab a TON (mostly for himself, he snacks WAY too much during movies, but also some for you two if you guys ask nicely; you don’t, you ask sassily and he gives you some anyway). Rod brought the Movie Night Blanket and is in charge of the remote. You’re in charge of making sure the boys don’t start talking off on a tangent and forget that a movie was playing. You normally didn’t call them out though when it happened, you just shrugged and let it happen.
You guys absolutely go stay with Curt’s mom sometimes, let me have this. Yes, she loves you, yes you are already her son, yes you already have a room set up in the back. His siblings are so energetic and are probably all over you if you match energy. The 3 of you love going outside with the kids.
I mentioned before that they can be pretty smart when it comes to feelings, it’s just not the first thing on their minds. So yeah, they’d probably upset you a couple times in the beginning before they realized how to navigate the situation. They’d apologize; you guys would move on. Eventually, once you guys are comfortable, there are absolutely times you guys have serious conversations. Curt is better at comfort if it’s needed, he’s a hugger. Rod would offer that quiet understanding type of support.
The playful attitude doesn’t stop when they get naked. More teasing and jokes. It’s cute, honestly. You guys really enjoy each other because there’s a lot of smiles and laughter and faux annoyance. Probably say something about you working all the time and needing to put your mouth to work instead.
They’re tag-teaming everything, from talk to touch. Curt would say something sweet and Rod would respond with affectionate sarcasm.
They love to tease, gosh. Hope you aren’t in a rush because they’re gonna go slow with kisses and touches and they will ACTIVELY slow down if you try to move things along.
They make it a game between themselves, trying to see who can get the better reaction out of you, whether it be whispering a nasty comment in your ear or kissing that specific spot on your neck or slipping a hand to your crotch and working you the way they know how. Winner decides position for the night.
If Rod wins, he’s MEAN to Curt (only for a few minutes, he just wants to get him worked up) and he’s gonna make Curt sit in the corner and watch while you ride him. Damn straight. Making his bro a cuck. Like I said, only for a few minutes, he’ll have mercy eventually.
If Curt wins, he’s gonna go for the doggy/blowjob combo. He wants to fuck but he doesn’t want to leave Rod out, so yeah.
Honestly, though, more often than not, they’re on the same wavelength and just want to Eiffel Tower you.
