Dec 11, 2025
PLEASE LOOK AT THE NEW OFFICIAL DE HOLIDAY WALLPAPER AHHH IT’S SO CUTE
my fave details:
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PLEASE LOOK AT THE NEW OFFICIAL DE HOLIDAY WALLPAPER AHHH IT’S SO CUTE
my fave details:
Shower-head masturbation is just a threesome with Johnny and River, I’ve decided.
Favorite Date Everything Character Tournament
River, The Water (She/Her)
Tony, The Toolbox (He/Him)
Saw someone doing this and decided to go for it:
What does my type say about me?
Just a socially anxious currently unemployed dweeb fallen in love with their household objects <3
well, it’s official!! i finally finished a full play through of Date Everything 🥰
i adore this game, and i will definitely keep writing for it! i intend to do a mate everything run eventually and try for the consummate professional achievement haha
she rocked my world and then sent me candles after…dream woman
Horny Thoughts Masterlist M-Z & Misc
Masterlist A-L
Random Horny Thoughts - 🤣
Headcanons - 👍
Drabbles/Fics - ❤️
Characters (Alphabetical):
Mac
Reacting To Walkies With Hector 👍
Reader With SA Trauma 👍
Ship Request With SFW & NSFW Headcanons (Rikki Prescott) 👍
Mateo
Leave Him To Stew In It 🤣
He Knows What You Need ❤️
Reader With SA Trauma 👍
Mating Press With AFAB!Mateo ❤️
Ship Request With SFW & NSFW Headcanons (Marie) 👍
Mikey
Reader Wants A Serious Relationship 👍
Mitchell Linn
The Lingerie He'd Buy 👍
Parker
Sorry, I Made You Gape! ❤️
River
Showerhead Masturbation Threesome 🤣
Reacting To Being AMAB!Reader's First Sexual Experience With A Woman 👍
Rod
Ship Request With SFW & NSFW Heacanons (Beau) 👍
Scandalabra
NSFW Headcanons 👍
Skips Shadley
Ship Request With SFW & NSFW Headcanons (Bonnie Button) 👍
Skylar
Ship Request With SFW & NSFW Headcanons (Delta Johan) 👍
Stefan
NSFW Headcanons 👍
Dick Headcanons 👍
Teddy
Ship Request With SFW & NSFW Headcanons (Mina Veronica) 👍
Telly
Period Comfort 👍
Dick And Happy Trail Headcanons 👍
Tony
Gonna Fuck Myself With A Wrench 🤣
Vaughn
Ship Request With SFW & NSFW Headcanons (Spiff) 👍
Dominant!Vaughn NSFW Headcanons 👍
Volt
Electro Stimulation ❤️
Intoxication Kink ❤️
Eddie Bottoms ❤️
Volt Is A Biter ❤️
Giving Oral Headcanons 👍
Homeowner Is A Biter Too ❤️
Ship Request With SFW & NSFW Headcanons 👍
Wallace
How He'd React To A Sudden Threesome 👍
Washford
Sitting on Him and Drysdale 👍
Voyeurism and Aftercare with Him and Drysdale ❤️
Laundry Room Orgy, Anons Invited 🤣
Watersports Headcanons 👍
Caught In Their Cycle ❤️
Threesome With Drysdale 👍
Zoey Bennett
Ship Request With SFW & NSFW Headcanons 👍
All/Other
Human Boot Camp! 👍