Sep 14, 2023
For those of us who have multiple characters... the struggle is real.
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For those of us who have multiple characters... the struggle is real.
TO CATCH A THIEF ( 1955 ) PROMPTS. feel free to adjust pronouns etc as necessary !
you’re here to buy a husband.
the man i want doesn’t have a price.
that eliminates me.
i only regret one thing.
he’s a thief.
since when is love a crime?
i heard some talk in the kitchen.
for what it’s worth, i never stole from anyone who would go hungry.
it’s sort of a hobby of mine. the truth.
why don’t you own a place like this?
you are a man of obvious good taste in everything.
you are just a girl. she is a woman.
why buy an old car if you can get a new one cheaper? it will run better and last longer.
you’ve got a very strong grip.
how many did you kill?
my only comment would be highly censorable.
i’m in love with you.
now that’s a ridiculous thing to say.
money handles most people.
do you honestly believe that?
i bet you told her all your trees are sequoias.
i’m a great believer of getting down to essentials.
there will be many women, rich jewels.
just the bait i need.
you know what i think?
i don’t really care.
say something nice to her, [ muse name ].
she looks a lot older up close.
you are frankly dishonest.
the pastries are light as air.
i had the funny feeling that all they wanted was to get their hands on my money.
oh, i'm impressed.
back home, we'd have called you a rich, headstrong girl.
may i ask you a personal question?
don't you think it's foolish to remain here without knowing what will happen to you?
you make it sound dangerous either way.
even in this light, i can tell where your eyes are looking.
you're a singular girl.
is that good or bad?
you know what you want. you go out after it and nothing stops you from getting it.
you make it sound corny.
you don't have to spend every day of your life proving your honesty, but i do.
i called the police from your room and told them who you are and everything you've been doing tonight.
not only did i enjoy that kiss last night, i was awed by its efficiency.
you're leaving fingerprints on my arm.
i must say, you are a girl in a million.
that’s a routine compliment, but i’ll take it.
starters based off of random lines from my playlist
“I cannot believe...” “I’m powerless, I’m meaningless...” “Come near.” “At last, I am here.” “There is a part of me that wants to forgive you.” “I will not forget, I can’t understand yet.” “Freedom’s a lie.” “For you, there’s always a place inside this heart of mine.” “In this beautiful, vicious world of ours...” “If I told you this was only gonna hurt...” “Would you let me do it first?” “If I told you we could bathe up in all the lights, would you?” “I will hold you in the depths of your despair.” “It’s all in the name of love.” “You bring me back to life.” “When our children tell their story, they’ll tell the story of tonight.” “Have you ever felt like nobody was there?” “Have you ever felt forgotten?” “Like you could fall, and noone would hear.” “Let that lonely feeling wash away.” “You can reach out your hand.” “Raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away!” “No matter what they tell you.” “Out of the shadows, the morning is breaking.” “All is new.” “It’s only a matter of time.” “If you lie, this poor girl will have to die.” “I’m sorry that I lost my cool.” “I’ve been very busy.” “I found her number in your phone...” “Just don’t lie.” “I’m only human.” “So maybe I’m lying.” “Don’t put your blame on me.” “Don’t be fooled by the pink, she’s not playing dolls.” “She is stalking the halls for the thrill of the kill.” “All their eyes say ‘don’t attack me.’“ “Every food chain has its acme...” “She can smell your fear.” “Do not mess with her.” “I was victim, I was quarry.” “She doesn’t know yet, she doesn’t know yet...”
ASSORTED VIRGINIA WOOLF PROMPTS. feel free to adjust pronouns etc as necessary !
there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.
books are the mirrors of the soul.
why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
one cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
if you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
as a woman i have no country. as a woman i want no country. as a woman, my country is the whole world.
when you consider things like the stars, our affairs don't seem to matter very much, do they?
as long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.
no need to be anybody but oneself.
growing up is losing some illusions, in order to acquire others.
and i said to the star, consume me.
nothing thicker than a knife's blade separates happiness from melancholy.
dearest, i feel certain that i am going mad again.
i feel we can't go through another of those terrible times.
you have given me the greatest possible happiness.
i can't fight any longer.
i know that i am spoiling your life, that without me you could work.
what i want to say is i owe all the happiness of my life to you.
you have been entirely patient with me and incredibly good.
if anybody could have saved me it would have been you.
i don't think two people could have been happier than we have been.
all extremes of feeling are allied with madness.
i thought how unpleasant it is to be locked out; and i thought how it is worse, perhaps, to be locked in.
alone, i often fall down into nothingness.
i have to bang my head against some hard door to call myself back to the body.
i have lost friends, some by death… others by sheer inability to cross the street.
what does the brain matter compared with the heart?
i have a deeply hidden and inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life.
it might be possible that the world itself is without meaning.
i see you everywhere, in the stars, in the river, to me you're everything that exists; the reality of everything.
i am in darkness — i am nothing.
i believe in forever altering one's aspect to the sun.
blame it or praise it, there is no denying the wild horse in us.
i worship you, but i loathe marriage.
i'm sick to death of this particular self. i want another.
i am in the mood to dissolve in the sky.
the beauty of the world… has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
just in case you ever foolishly forget; i'm never not thinking of you.
it is a thousand pities never to say what one feels.
i detest the masculine point of view.
for this moment, this one moment, we are together.
to love makes one solitary.
i feel so intensely the delights of shutting oneself up in a little world of one’s own, with pictures and music and everything beautiful.
beauty was everywhere.
it is far harder to kill a phantom than a reality.
friendships, even the best of them, are frail things.
i am as neat as a cat in my habits.
what's this passion for?
he who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life.
i was always going to the bookcase for another sip of the divine specific.
never let anybody guess that you have a mind of your own.
it was a silly, silly dream, being unhappy.
i enjoy the spring more than the autumn now.
better was it to go unknown and leave behind you an arch, than to burn like a meteor and leave no dust.
i need not hate any man; he cannot hurt me.
illusions are to the soul what atmosphere is to the earth.
i am not one and simple, but complex and many.
on the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
happiness is in the quiet, ordinary things.
you wish to be a lover.
Mute and ASL Memes
“Can you hear me?”
“Oh, I get it. My. Name. Is. ___”
“Woah, no, I don’t understand sign language.”
“Do you speak the language?”
“I took some classes back in high school. Hold on, lemme see...Hello...My...name...is...*insert terrible excuse for fingerspelling.*”
“You’re signing too fast, can you slow down for the rest of us?!”
“Are you using ASL to talk shit about me?!”
“Hello? Are you going to say something?”
“Seriously, why won’t you talk?”
“Speak up!”
“Say something!”
“I know you have a voice, use it!”
“Just talk!”
“Oh, yes, sorry, I sign.”
“Are you cussing me out or introducing yourself?!”
“I don’t think she/he/they can hear us...”
“Maybe he/she/they doesn’t/don’t speak the language...”
“Could you sign any faster? Geez...”
“I know children with better sign language skills...”
“No, that sign means something different in ASL around here...”
“ASL is absolutely a language.”
“Oh, no, that is PSE.”
“Wait, you can hear?! I thought ASL was only for deaf people...”
“It’s okay. I won’t force you to speak.”
“You have a beautiful voice.”
“Why does your voice sound like that?”
“Refusing to speak is not going to help you.”
“Selective mutism...?”
“Do you know how to talk?”
“What does that sign mean?”
“Will you teach me?”
“You are learning! I am so proud!”
“I can teach you sign, if you want.”
“You are mute?”
“You don’t have to talk if you don’t want to.”
“How do you get through life without speaking?”
“I’m sure you have a beautiful voice.”
“My throat hurts from speaking too much...”
“It is sign language, not secret code...”
This blog does IM roleplays.
Miraculous Ladybug M!As
Stormy Weather: Muse is as cold as an ice cube and can only be warmed up by body heat- the problem is that anyone in contact with muse is shocked by a constant stream of electricity! Effect ends when muse is warm again.
Bubbler: Muse is trapped inside a magic bubble! Effect ends when bubble is popped by object/action of anon's choosing.
Copycat: Muse now has a double that looks, thinks, speaks and acts like them! Effect ends when the copy is distinguished from the real muse by another muse.
Timebreaker: Muse keeps getting flashes of unhappy moments in their past and future. Effect ends when they experience a powerful happy moment in the present.
The Pharoah: Muse gets a magic bracelet that they cannot remove, forcing them to serve their "pharoah." Pharoah is decided by anon. Effect ends when another muse that is not the pharoah removes the bracelet.
Lady WiFi: An embarrassing secret of the muse's has been leaked to their whole school/workplace! Now the muse refuses to leave their house. Effect ends once another muse coaxes them out.
Mr Pigeon: Muse now loves pigeons. Effect ends after time of anon's choosing.
Evillustrator: Anything muse draws comes to life- problem being they're never nice things. Effect ends when muse is denied access to drawing materials.
Rogercop: Muse is another muse's prisoner. If they disobey orders, they get shocked. Anon specifies "cop" and how long the M!A lasts.
Dark Cupid: Muse now hates everyone they love! Effect ends when they are kissed by someone who genuinely loves them.
Horrificator: Anon specifies one thing that the muse is now deathly afraid of. Effect ends after 24 hours.
Dark Blade: Muse is a master of the blade, but they're a little powerhungry... Effect ends when they are defeated in an honourable duel.
The Mime: Muse can no longer speak! Anon chooses how long this M!A lasts.
Kung Food: The muse is a culinary genius, but everyone who eats their food is turned into their slave! Effect ends when muse helps snap one of their slaves out of it.
The Gamer: The muse gets stronger when they absorb the life energy of others, but these innocent people become very sick and weak. Effect ends when someone makes a willing sacrifice.
Animan: Muse can shapeshift into any animal but can no longer speak any human language. Effect ends when another muse accepts and embraces their bestial form.
Antibug: The muse's jealousy may have gotten a little out of hand... anon specifies a muse for the muse to be jealous of and turn into a dark copy of. Effect lasts for 24 hours.
The Puppeteer: The muse now has a magical doll of themselves. Anyone who possesses this doll can completely control them. Effect ends when another muse destroys the doll.
Reflekta: The muse's appearance changes to reflect their dark secrets and flaws. Effect ends when another muse accepts them despite their ugly appearance.
Guitar Villain: Muse can play destructive music for 24 hours.
Digital: Anyone captured in a photo by the muse is trapped in a photoframe. Effect ends when the muse frees one of their captives.
Jackady: Any command spoken by the muse must be obeyed. Anon specifies how long the effect lasts.
Princess Fragrance: Muse believes they are royalty- and they will do anything to have their prince/ss in their arms. Anon specifies who their prince/ss is. Effect ends when they are rejected/accepted by their prince/ss.
Volpina: Muse cannot stop lying! Effect ends if they manage to tell the truth.
Stone Heart: Muse is transformed into a giant monster of stone! Effect ends when they receive a kiss from another muse THEY love.