Microwave Society Quote Starters rp meme [Bren edition]
"If covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?"
"The Lion King is a Shakespeare play but for furries."
"You know, if I was [their] parent, I would really hope that [they] loves [their] new foster family."
"I am NOT going to Ohio! In fact, I'm going the opposite direction!"
"You know what I wish I had in my hands right now? A gun, so I could shoot whoever made this."
"Did none of the grown people [who decided on this] realize that and go 'You know what? Maybe you should not.'"
"I'm gonna murder two children tonight."
"Someone's halls are getting decked."
"I have no friends and I'm not gonna start now!"
"The only problem with that is the fact that I don't care."
"It's the Pogger Express!"
"This is a sports competition! Why did you have GRENADES!?"
"Nothing personal, but you are the worst being/s I've ever encountered."
"We're not gonna feed [name] unless you buy a shirt."
"I'm gonna put my head in a guillotine."
"Nobody that works here is sad, 'cause if they are sad they're dead."
"Snip snap, your opinion is crap!"
"If we barrel to our deaths, at least we'll be singing a really cool song!"
"Your parents didn't love you and no one else will either."
"You're boiling my vibe! You are heating my vibe to 212°F bro!"
"I will forever remember the sound of a dodgeball hitting you in the face. That's a sound that stays with you for the rest of your life."
"I don't care if they know they're bad! I want them to know they're bad!"
"By that logic, potatoes are also very hilarious."
"Oh god I forgot this was a musical! NOOOOO!"
"This is the beginning of my villain arc."
"[I'm] like, microwaving [my] dinner, waiting for [my] hotpocket, and this demon walks in [my] door."
"I forgot [their] name but [they're] pretty cool."
"You know, I hate to break it to you, uh, but you're wrong."
"I wish the motion would stop."
"Check out my new invention: gun!"
"Yeah, they probably built that wall because of you."
"If I could be a fish, I would be."
"This is a call for help. I haven't eaten in days."
"The [insert group/establishment name] does not care for the lives of of children."
"As a pianist, you make me wanna tear my hair out."
"Merry Christmas! [Explosion]"
"Picture this: it's seven am, you just woke up. You eat your hypothetical eggs and bacon. You walk out to the bus and two minutes later you're experiencing fifteen Gs."
"Are you tired of sleeping on popsicle sticks?"
"My grandma's cooking dinner. [Smoke alarm goes off]"
"Technically pirate ships are just really big sailboats."
"To me, he's just a normal frog!"
"Joke's on you, there was a landmine RIGHT there."
"Everyone clapped. Obama was there."