Every doctor, nurse, and staff person in this ER is dodging Blairâs eye. Typical. Itâs not her fault theyâre all grossly incompetent.Â
Itâs just as well, if the previous ten briefings sheâs had to shake down these people for are any indication, they wonât have anything useful to tell her anyway.Â
She makes herself pace the length of the waiting area again, if only to calm herself down a little before heading back into the room.Â
âBlair-bear!â
Her head jerks up at the nickname, and she immediately spots her father and his husband, the latter holding a drink carrier laden with to-go cups.Â
âWe brought hot chocolate!â Roman says, and Blair swears itâs only twenty percent forcibly cheerful. Heâs a talent, Roman is.Â
âHowâs the patient?â Harold asks, coming in to kiss Blair on the cheek as Roman hands her one of their cups.Â
âFine, I guess,â she sighs down at the plastic coffee lid. âApparently their radiology department is so very backed up, and because he âisnât critical,â heâs at the end of the waiting list. So far, all theyâve done is stick him in a room and dose him with painkillers, which any one who reads the New Yorker will tell you is precisely whatâs wrong with our medical system.âÂ
Her father blinks at her, taken aback, and so she forces herself to take a breath, and then a sip of the hot chocolate. Oh, Maison, her steadfast friend. Her father hasnât seen much of her prickly, ranting, bitchy sideâby designâbut her patience is looking pretty threadbare at the moment. Roman for his part simply looks bemused.Â
âWe just feel awful,â Roman offers, voice dripping with sympathyâBlair knows him well enough now to know its genuineâprobably why he did so well as a model in his day. Genuity is difficult to fake, and for a Frenchman, impossible. âWollman Rink does seem cursed for us, no?â
Blair grimaces around the lid of her cup, but when she looks Romanâs eyes are only sparkling with amusement. Heâs too good for her. The same could be said about Dan too. At least this fall wasnât her fault. It was entirely due to that group of twelve-year-olds trying to do their own Moulin Rouge routine, and poor Dan was too inexperienced a skater to get out of their way in time.
âSome twisted rite of passage,â Blair agrees grimly, making Roman laugh, and Harold smile indulgently, patting her on the shoulder.Â
She takes another sip of the cocoa, its warmth and richness oddly fortifying. âThank you,â she says sincerely, gesturing with the cup in her hand. âBut you donât have to stay.â
âAre you sure?â her father checks, concerned.Â
âItâs fine,â she reassures him. âYouâre only in the city for a few more days, you shouldnât waste one hanging out in the emergency room.âÂ
âWeâve been here plenty of times before, you know.âÂ
Blair smiles, rolling her eyes. âI know. But weâll be fine, really.â Plus, chances are sheâll have to dress down another George Clooney ER wannabe in the next hour, and she doesnât really want her dads to see it. It would hardly be in the spirit of the season.Â
âOkay,â Harold says reluctantly, leaning in to kiss her on the cheek again. âGive Daniel our best, okay?â
âYes,â Roman adds, throwing an arm around her shoulders with a side-hug as he hands over the drink tray. âTell Handsome Dan get well soon from us.â
Blair shakes her head, smiling. âIâll do that.âÂ
She watches her dads round the corner, then takes another deep breath, forcing her shoulder down. Then, she takes one more fortifying sip of cocoa before putting her drink back in the carrier, and walking down the hall, slipping into the room where theyâd been holding Dan since their second hour here.Â
Danâs face lights up the second he sees her. âWaldorf!âÂ
She makes straight for him, dropping a kiss on top of his head, trying not to focus too much on the temporary splint they have his leg in. âHow are you feeling?â
âOh me?â he slurs, âIâm great.â He blinks blearily up at her, his eyes, normally so sharp, are distant, unfocused, like thereâs a light film over them. âYouâre pretty.âÂ
âOh, thank you, Humphrey.â She spares a glance at the tray in her hand, and decides hot liquids are probably counterproductive to this situation, so she turns to set them on the counter far out of Danâs reach. He watches her the whole time, a dazed smile on his face, so far gone.Â
âSorry youâre stuck here,â she sighs, carding a hand through his hair. He bumps his head eagerly into her touch, like a cat, or either of her fatherâs pets when theyâre drunk on attention. âI tried seeing if we could get you an x-ray or even just a consult, but apparently the holidays are rife with way more severe casualties.â
Dan gazes up at her, giving no cue if anything she just said registered. âMarry me,â he says.Â
She freezes, gaping at him in confusion. âWhat?â
âMarry me,â he repeats, dopey grin on his face, yet completely sincere.Â
Blair swallows, pressing her lips tightly together. She should not laugh at him, not in this state. âWeâre already married, kitten. For over a year now.âÂ
Danâs eyes flash with recognition, or happiness, or opiates, but sheâs again not sure if he actually heard her.Â
âYouâre pretty,â he repeats. SoâŠmaybe?
âOh, thank you,â Blair twists one of his curls around her finger. âSo are you.âÂ
He has the audacity to blush, teeth digging into his lower lip as he grins. Then, after a beat, his expression turns so very earnest again, rife with cloudy-eyed sincerity. âMarry me.â
âSorry,â Blair teases, holding up her left hand to show her ring, unable to help herself. âIâm taken.âÂ
Danâs face falls, eyes widening and lips pouting, the textbook definition of pitiful.Â