Why Are You Like This?!
Fans bring it up constantly: how the Saja Boys (separately) deserve better, how their lover is not good enough to “match their level”, and how the Huntrix members are a better fit for a specific member.
In a live stream, each boy attempt to claim they are happy with you… Only for you to shut down the fans. Showing the world what you can do that can have your Saja boyfriend break his mask easily.
Who would have thought they had a chaotic type?
Enjoy!
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ABBY
At first it was funny, especially after crashing the Huntrix signings a few times, but now, it was starting to get to Abby.
It was obvious Huntrix and Saja Boys weren’t on good terms in the beginning, but they were able to get along in time, reaching a point where he can consider the girls part of the Saja family. Especially Mira, the one he chose to mess around with just to see her all riled up; now, she’s his gym partner whenever they both got the free time.
There had been occasions of fans and paparazzi spotting them together, immediate belief that they were dating. Until Abby’s live confession on having a lover that wasn’t Mira, leading to a widespread of “broken fantasies and disbelief over the mysterious lover”. They never even saw you, and yet more than once he has heard about you “weren’t good enough for him”, or that “he and Mira would make a better couple”.
Being an idol, he’s not one to show a bad side of himself, be all toxic than his mock demon portrayal with Your Idol. But Mira can tell it was getting to him by the near damages he caused, and thus suggested to tell the world how he felt about it in a neutral-minded manner. Tell the world that Abby was happy with you, and they shouldn’t hurt him like this.
However, once taking the time to do so off his phone, the comments were going on and on over the same thing:
“I SHIP MIRABBY!!”
“No one can be good enough for you!”
“Abby, are you really sure about this one? Blink twice if you’re in trouble.”
“Can she even handle the idol life you have? Is SHE an idol, too?! If not from Huntrix, maybe from TWICE?!!”
Abby sighs, the tiredness starting to return. Difficult to hold back this time.
Rubbing the back of his neck, he closes his eyes, calming down before speaking, “Look. You guys, I… appreciate the focus on me and how I’m feeling. But, I really like this girl. She’s not Mira, no, and it’s not a bad thing. She’s truly someone special to me, and… this is getting too much. She’s not an idol, but she’s still very important in my life. I’m really happy with her and—”
His speech cuts short by the sudden hand over his mouth. His eyes go wide, spotting the body a half second too late before it clings on to his torso like a koala from behind.
You stare heatedly at the camera, pointing over his head. “Listen here, you little shitheads,” you growl. The comment section blows up in shock. “I’ve heard from a friend that some bodies decided that it was a smart idea to hurt my Abby with fantasies, disbeliefs, and accusations…
“How dare you hurt my precious lover! Who do you think you are, huh?! You don’t own him! He gives you love, and this is how you treat his heart?! His soul?! His fucking abs?!” The added comment brought a tremble to his body, your mouth sealing back his laugh.
You then widen your eyes with a short gasp, a shocking revelation in mind. “…You think he’s nothing, don’t you? That’s it. I know it is. I know you do, you little pests that belong to the devil’s spawns! Don’t you be telling my baby — this guy, not the hot sauce freak-a-ling — that he is in the wrong when you can’t even get him in your bed let alone hanging as a poster on your sad, empty wall. He chose me, not you and seeing how you are, you are not to deserve his love!”
You then proceed with letting go of his mouth, to kissing all over his reddening face. “I love you! I love you, my sweet handsome bias of human Hulk deliciousness—My precccious!” You aggressively hiss at the live stream, Abby stifling a hard laugh while his face crumbles.
Soon, you smooth his hair like it was cat fur while untangling your legs. With one last, loud kiss on his lips, lingering to get him in a daze, you rub your nose against his. “You are my sweetie pie, and always will be.”
You give one last gaze towards the camera — “MINE!” — then run off, shouting a fast mantra of “Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine” as you go.
Bowing his head for a few seconds, Abby then takes a deep inhale through the nose, straightening up with a cool expression.
“You see? My gremlin is just fine—AHAHAHAHA!!”
Breaking himself into laughter, he then slams his head on the table. “Why are you like this, babe?!” He laughs, tears beginning to form in his eyelids while shuffling on a wrong angle in his seat—“Oh shit!”
Later to end up on the floor, his microphone clip still on.
“Owww,” he says in his laughter.
“Miiiiiineee!”
“AHH!”
Not expecting the run and jump, Abby shouts, and most likely the viewers behind the live stream that caught her soaring until landing on the idol, the sound of his groan being the proof. “Babe…!”
His laughter then returns to escalate again by your incoming, loud kisses, mending the pain that wasn’t even on his face. Not like it mattered as it made his mood better.
Fans now seeing who you are were too stunned to consider any argument, a majority too humored to bash at you and rather defend you. Even Mira commented in the stream how she lost a pound from laughing so much at the proclamation – “You better keep her, or else I’m stealing her from you.”
With the Saja Boys and Huntrix members also commenting with positive and humored reactions – “Who are you calling a ‘freak-a-ling’, you wild gremlin?!” – it was enough to kill off the storm and accept the aftermath.
While there are a few that wasn’t so sure about you still, a high majority including from those who were respectful of his relationship were too humored and supportive to care about anything else. Seeing how you’re able to not only protect him but also brightened his mood up, to smile and laugh so freely, was enough consideration to wish you two the best. As well be a good audio use for a TikTok trend for couples, the majority being of girlfriends acting dramatically protective over their boyfriends, that lasted for weeks.
He didn’t care. Not when he’s too happy and feeling so good being around the chaotic tornado that you are. The best girlfriend he’s grateful in having.
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BABY
It was pissing Baby off.
When fans found out that he was taken, and it wasn’t with Zoey from Huntrix, their blowup was building up his mental bomb in the brain. How they kept going on that he and Zoey were “meant to be” – at the same time make jokes that he was the “practice baby” for Zoey and Mystery. Kept on proclaiming that his lover “doesn’t deserve an idol like him”. How you’re probably “old” in comparison to him, when you two are the same age!
He felt older by this, and everyone was noticing. Enough was enough when following Zoey’s advice in making a live stream where he tells the fans – as neutral as he could be on his emotions – that he was happy where he was, and would appreciate it if the fans either support it or left his personal life alone.
However, when starting to speak about you, the comments were going on and on about the same issue:
“You and Zoey are so much cuter!”
“Is she older than you? How old is she?”
“You can do so much better!”
“We love you, Baby! Please don’t let her take you away from us!”
If he wasn’t mad about it now, he would have find their dramatics hilarious in comparison to Romance’s personality.
“You know what? That’s it.” He gets up, off-screen grabbing a Nintendo and falls back on his bed. “You wanna act like babies more than me? Go right ahead. Don’t expect me to be listening.”
Powering up the game, he plays on in silence as the comments keep blowing up, trying to get his attention back on the stream.
“Not so nice when I’m not considering your feelings, isn’t it?” He mocks through his microphone clip, now getting into the zone of his game. Despite playing it over a hundred times that he knows the levels by heart already.
All of a sudden, a hand suddenly slaps the game held out of his grip. “Oy—!”
He stops when hands grab his shoulders. And at each forceful lift of his torso comes your voice at every drop, laughter coming out of him by the start of the first word: “How – are – you – this – fucking – cute?! You – menace – to – society – should – be – arrested – for – being – a crime – of – cuteness – and – sexiness!”
“I am the chaotic one in this relationship! You can’t take my job!” Baby accuses but it doesn’t help that his wide smile is present, his laughter lingering as his body shakes. He’s not even bothered when you purposely throw yourself onto his chest, knocking the wind out.
“Why are you like this?!” Baby shouts towards the ceiling, the laughter still escaping. “You’re a manic!”
“Manic!”
You then pound a fist to the bed, singing the Stray Kids song inside his chest.
“You are not singing another idol’s song on me—EEE!!”
Baby, nor the viewers blowing up on the stream, expect that sudden turn over, the couple out of view as they were on the ground. Baby’s microphone clip keeps his voice present, catching his groan. Then his declaration.
“You are the most craziest person I’ve ever met in my life! I don’t understand how you are like this! You are insane, chaotic, and a manic! …Marry me.”
With a giggle, you then respond with a mock computerized voice. “I’m sorry. Your speech has been sent too early. Your waiting time remains at two years, seven months, three weeks, four days, nine hours, twenty-seven minutes, and thirty-five seconds. Please try again until then.”
“Fuuuuck!”
And by that, not only did it had fans stop, but actually got on the “proposal countdown”. As well as use their ending of their voices as a TikTok audio for a long-lasting TikTok couple trend.
Baby can accept that. After all, as Jinu commented in the stream, there are two of Baby now, and oddly enough you’re the more chaotic than he is.
All the more reason he’s entirely in love with you.
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JINU
It was tiresome to Jinu, more than the idol work.
He knew practically everyone wished for him to end up Rumi since the first crashing of the Huntrix signing. So, when finding out that he was already taken with someone else, disappointment dropped like a thunderstorm’s downfall. One that’s failing to lighten up after so long.
Certain fans kept on about how “Rujinu was forever”, how the mysterious girl “can’t possibly be better than Rumi”, how he “needed to get his eyes check” — a joke that Baby holds on to outside of the issue. It got to a point where he had to take quiet, secret walks every night just to clear his head.
He didn’t want you to know about this. He never revealed to the world who you are, but you found out anyway. And as thankful as he was that you still choose to stay with him despite of the backlash, it was still bugging him. Enough that one day, under a request from you, Rumi found and talked him about it. She then suggested a live stream where, in his “normal neutral sense” of personality, that he should express how much he loves you, and want all fans to understand.
He did forget that there were fans that respected his privacy, only to be too shoved in the background by the “proud Rujinu shippers” constantly. So, he took a shot at it with a cancelled rehearsal one day, clearing his schedule and got on to making the stream off his phone.
Only for the comments to throw off his mind process:
“WE LOVE RUJINU!!”
“Rumi x Jinu for life!”
“Are you two even going to last? I doubt she can handle your idol life.”
“Love you Jinu! Take me instead!”
He sighs, running a hand through his hair.
“Everyone, thank you for watching this stream,” he starts. “I’ve been noticing a lot of you guys and your concern over my private life, so I’m just going to come out and say it: I like where I am right now with my lover. She’s the most important person to me, just as equal to my career. I do love Rumi, but as my friend and nothing more. I can’t see her the way you wish I did, and she feels the same way.
“I know it’s a lot, and some of you may not understand this, but I’m truly grateful on the life I have with this person. There’s… there’s just something about her that just makes me—”
He stops. Confusion comes from the sound of a soda pop can opening — the beginning of his debut song, blasting loud outside his office.
“Wait, what?” Racking through his brain, he could have sworn… ‘Didn’t you go shopping today?’
Hey, hey!
Stomp, stomp!
His eyes widens. “Oh no.” He doesn’t even notice the comments, questioning what’s going on.
Hey, hey!
Stomp, stomp!
Getting closer, his mind notes as he turns around with dread.
Hey!
“Honey—”
A timed second before his recorded voice comes on, you enter with a sliding on the toes, making a pose perfectly caught on the video screen.
His groan comes immediately. “Not again!”
Don’t want you, need, yeah, I need you to fill me up—
“You bought more heels?! Didn’t you buy a pair last month?!” He calls out, but you just keep on dancing in the most exaggerated ways possible, all while wearing a new set of golden strap heels buckled at your ankles. How you were dancing wasn’t in focus on the moves – and more of the stability on the heels you wore.
Stomps. Jumps. Shuffles. Even flips, and a couple of breakdance moves that are possible without breaking anything or hurting yourself in the office. You even went out to do the Soda Pop chorus dance once it came on – and then proceed with a backflip, landing on a spilt.
Jinu’s head is brought down, his hand over his face. He doesn’t even want to look at his phone, knowing that by the angle got the comment section blowing up a storm on this reveal.
At a point, he does peak – then stifles a laugh, seeing you attempt at those hard dances involving major leg work that not even he can do. The key word: attempt; you keep falling back on your butt, only to get up and do another bizarre-out dance move.
The song then ends with another spilt. Jinu looks at you, and with the back of his head facing the camera, the audience may only catch the reddening of his ear tips.
“Why are you like this?” He questions, but in a cracked, humored voice.
You don’t answer. Still in a spilt position, your hands got to work on lifting your body off the ground and “walk” out of the office. Staring at him with a blank face and wide eyes among your sweaty skin until the lingering view of your foot is out of his sight.
Taking breaths, he then turns back to the camera, not even glancing at the comments as he reaches for his water bottle. “You see?” He claims. “Just special to me—and no, not a gold digger. She’s been doing this long before I’ve met her…” A loving expression comes on, thinking on the memories.
“No wonder,” he mutters to himself. Then take a sip of the water.
“IT BROKE?!”
“PFFT!”
A spit take to the side, his body is in heavy trembles as muted laughter leaves him by your sudden exclaim.
“Are you serious?! I just bought these! And on sale, too! Damn cheap shoe company! Can’t even handle a couple of moves! You can be cute but can’t handle a little strength work?! Weak! …Now how am I gonna soda my pop?!”
You groan aloud that can have the audience hear, and witness Jinu laying back on the chair as the silent laughter continues with his face getting red as a tomato. By this, it was made clear that you were definitely a catch if you manage to even get the stoic member of the group to break his mask that well.
Even as far as fans, Huntrix, and Saja Boys ask for your shoe size, wishing to send you new heels through Jinu’s fan mail, much to his dismay and your delight.
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MYSTERY
Mystery always kept a cool face on, even if he didn’t cover his eyes. But, on the inside, the man was livid.
After Romance’s accidental mention of his girlfriend live, the fandom went nuts with a high majority believing that he and Zoey are secretly together. When brought up again in an interview, he decline it being Zoey, claiming to be someone else – and somehow, that became the wrong answer.
While they were fans that respected his privacy, too many was trying to brainwash him into dating Zoey instead. They even claim whoever she was isn’t good enough, wouldn’t handle his “aura”, and most likely wouldn’t last in his idol life if she wasn’t one herself. It hurt him a lot, leading to be cold and distant from both Saja Boys and Huntrix. Not too distant to stay away from you, though, but how he was now than before this reveal was concerning.
At a point, Zoey then suggested a live stream to tell the world about how happy he was with you in hopes to remove this cold state of his.
Seeing how it also affected the others, he took up on the offer and set up the live stream in your offered office room.
Before he even got to speak, comment after comment caught his eyes behind the bangs:
“ZOEYSTERY FOR LIFE!!”
“You two are way cuter together!”
“We love you Mystery! We’re here if there’s any trouble… ANYTHING at all!”
“Mystery, would you reconsider—”
He had to look away and sigh before he could finish that quick glance of a comment.
Straightening up, he looks direct at the camera. “This isn’t really the kind of thing I do. Not without the guys, at least, but… it was the best option to go by.
“Ever since you guys found out, your… “suggestions” were getting to me. And not in a good way. I love you, and I can see how much you are caring about me, but this isn’t healthy. I’m not with Zoey, and it’s okay. We’re just friends. She even respects and supports my relationship. I can’t say I’m sorry that you don’t approve, but I—”
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Mystery pause, turning over to his phone on the desk. Blinking behind his bangs, he then shuts off the alarm. “When did I turn that on…?” He mutters.
“Meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow!”
“Oh...” It wasn’t me.
He’s already turning in the chair towards the front door. Where you shuffle in with a purple cat pajama onesie, speaking out meows as you walk. And it was only eleven in the morning.
“Love, why did you do this? This isn’t—What are you doing?”
Mystery may have forgotten that this chair was still yours and the qualities it manifests. Therefore, startling the purple-haired singer as you recline the chair until his body act like a plank. And then proceed to crawl on top of him, groans leaving his throat in results.
“Honey – Oh! – This isn’t – Oh God – This isn’t a good time for kitty cuddles!”
“Meow meow meow meow!”
Making your biscuits on his chest until satisfied, you then lay down, nuzzling into his neck and treating him as your living bed.
“…I’m on a live stream right now,” Mystery deadpan.
“Meow meow meow meow meow,” you respond with three nonchalant “pawings” to his face before settling back in comfort again.
“Why are you like this…?” He mutters.
His head laying back, he sighs towards the ceiling. Following the concept that when a cat sleeps on you, neither do you don’t move, he still attempts to convince you.
“Love—”
“Puuuuuuuuuurr!”
He had to turn away and cover his mouth. With the microphone clip on his shirt right next to your mouth, your mock purrs come out as a loud machine from your smiling, sincere face. His body shakes a little, controlling his laughter.
He then places an arm behind your back, holding you close. “You’re really something, you know that?”
“Puuuuuuurr!”
Kissing your head, he looks over to the comment section, catching on to not only the amount of people claiming this to be cute, but also on one that got his attention with the returning deadpan.
“THE CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM’S REAL!!”
“Shut up, Baby.”
“Meeeow!”
By this new revelation, fans were now fixated on the “kitty cuddles” than Zoeystery, finally cooling down on the persistent nature. And even taking this as a new TikTok trend for couples, whether one or both wearing animal onesies.
All inspired by the cool and chaotic “puppy and kitty” couple.
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ROMANCE
Romance was always one in declaring his feelings with such dedication and sincerity towards anyone that deserves it. However, what he was getting in return was starting to affect him in a depressing way.
When confessing his love towards an individual that wasn’t Mira, to which a majority of fans ship him with, it led to an unfortunate outburst of how the two idols “deserve to be together” and how that his lover “took him away from her”. Even going as far as to claim you “unworthy” and “bet they’re not even going to last”, much to his hurt on hearing them.
He kept face, but the boys and the Huntrix girls knew. Enough that Mira suggested to make a stream about how he felt to get the fans to understand without letting his emotions get the worse out of him. Leading up to a live stream off his phone stand – and catching on to the most active of comments.
“Miromance forever!”
“You sure you’re not dating Mira? Like secretively?”
“Romance, we love you! We just want what’s best for you!”
“Is she an idol, too? If not, I’m not sure it will last.”
That was the last straw.
“My dear fans. First, I wish to appreciate your presence among this stream. Apologies for not preparing a heads up on the matter as I wish for this to be dealt with sooner than later.”
He then takes a breath. “You are all aware that my heart has been offered to another other than Mira… and an offer I don’t wish to have to returned anytime soon. As a joy Mira is, I have chosen to give my heart to another. No matter to how her background came to be, nor of what she can “handle” from me. I’ve fallen deeply for this woman, who has made a part of my life bring out such joy and happiness than I could ever imagine. Please, I mourn over this matter and I wish… that you…”
He trails off, blinking at the sudden sound of shuffling below. Leading to looking down, and widening his eyes at the sight.
“Darling… What are you doing in my sleeping bag?”
You answer with a high-pitched, alien-intended voice. “I’m a worm. Love me.”
Romance stifles on his laughter, looking away with his mouth being covered. It took a moment before responding, “Didn’t I answer that question last week, my love?! I told you: I still love you as a worm!”
“Prove it!” You then start wiggling about on the floor. “Love meee!”
Immediately he begins to crumble at the childish sight, but you didn’t care as you keep at it.
“Your test has been extended to a bonus! Prove it to meee!” You proclaim.
“Darling, I’m on a live stream.”
“Good! Witnesses over your claim to be guilty or not guilty!”
“Darling…” He ducks his head. His shoulders trembles at the holding of laughter. He couldn’t bear to look at the comment section.
“I don’t see any action from you~! Love me, show me, treat me! Prove me wrong!”
“Darling, you’re beginning to sound of the man in The Fly movie.”
“Love me! Love me!”
Bending over his stomach and near face planting on the desk, his face hides from the camera, keeping his reddening face hidden. “I… Honey, worms don’t sound like that! Only flies!”
Then, with a sudden deep voice—“Love me!”
SNORT!
You froze. The comment section is running up faster in half-seconds. All in focus of the pink-haired man, whom only you can see his beet red skin.
“Darling,” you tease in a dramatic tone. “Did you just… snort?!”
Romance couldn’t speak. Too busy hiding from further embarrassment while his body continues shaking in held laughter.
“Oh… my god. I think… I just made a core memory. I… I made you snort,” you claim, in absolute awe that those words came out of your mouth, and in focus on your lover. “You’ve never done that before. I made you snort… I made you, Romance, snort! This is… This is a phenomenon! A rarity as a pink diamond from Pluto! Hell’s freezing over! Heaven’s Gates are open for eternity! My student loans are eliminated! What a triumph that no man could ever—WAH!”
Romance’s closest way in shutting you up is a tackle, off-screen settling on the floor with him on top.
“Please stop talking,” he wheezes, wiping a few of his laughing tears.
You, however, grin. “Red skin suits with your hair so well. I should make that happen more often.”
“Please don’t. Spare me of my misery, my love,” he mourns, pressing his face against the sleeping bag you forgot about being in.
“Nope! Now that I’ve done it, it’s a must for more!”
“Darling!”
“Your snort’s so cute, honey. Do it again!”
“No!”
“Again!”
“No!”
“I want more!”
“Never!”
“My piggy wiggy Romance baby~!” You cheer.
“Nooo! Why are you like this?!”
It doesn’t help him when the microphone clip catches on to everything. Now the world, including the members hold on to the “new nickname” that lasts for days, much to Romance’s embarrassment. And yet, he doesn’t have the heart to stop it.
It got a high majority to stop bringing up the “consideration” as fans acknowledge you more, seeing how you are able to make him happy enough to actually get him to snort.
With that, it made him better. Not by this change alone, but in seeing how you are willing to make him happy when the world gets too cruel on him. Having his love with you extending on in life – preferably without a second snort incident, despite it being your goal.
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Inspiration comes from this lovely couple as well this incredible wife
Thanks for reading! 🤣
