#romanstewy

[brotherconstant]

SUCCESSION (2018-2023) ARIAN MOAYED as STEWY HOSSEINI & KIERAN CULKIN as ROMAN ROY

[lakecrittlers]

I personally don't ship kenstewy but so many good fan artists do that I smile very widely when I see art of them :p

[maverickswomb]

They’re so gay (i’m literally insane) they should kiss (they hate each other) roman’s thinking about his infamous nipple ring (he literally wants nothing to do with him)

they are my guilty pleasure idngaf.

[jeffersonhairpie]

Roman has had a crush on Stewy since he was 14, back when Stewy and Kendall were far too cool to bother with Kendall's shit stick little brother and he had to go out of his way to irritate them to get a shred of attention. Roman was definitely screaming embarrassing facts about Kendall outside his bedroom door and whining to the nanny that they should have to take him with them when they went out to 'the cinema'

(Stewy and Kendall were absolutely not intending to go to the cinema but they couldn't exactly drag a 14 year old over to their dealer's so... A lot of resentful trips to the cinema, the amusement Park, the golf course, wherever, ensued)

(Stewy thinks this is all very funny even though it pissed him off at the time. He doesn't like Roman all that much but it is entertaining how transparent he is and how, 20 years later, his crush is still strong and he brings up Stewy's nipple ring every time they meet)

Roman has had a crush on Tom since Shiv first brought him home and he let Roman talk his ear off about Robot Olympics for a cool 45 minutes, asking pertinent questions and actually looking at him when he was talking.

Even though he heard Shiv and Tom making fun of the idea on the way out the door. Even though Tom never once spoke in his defence when his genius idea was going down the drain and he had to let the whole family know about it at every gathering. The trouble is that every time they wind up talking Tom actually listens to him and treats the barbs Roman tries to sling at him as funny jokes

(Roman sort of wishes Tom would just hurry up and hate him. He doesn't know what to do with this endless well of forgiveness and is so bitter that Shiv of all people hit the jackpot and hasn't let it fix her)

(Roman sees how much Tom enjoys hanging out with Cousin fucking Greg and decides he's never going to let it go. Tom probably doesn't laugh at the things that matter to Greg with Shiv.)

Roman tried to sleep with Willa at a party once upon a time and she didn't want to but she also didn't laugh at him. She was kind enough to let him hang off the end of her posse of impossibly beautiful friends all night and Roman decided she was too nice to be so cold. And he knows that he tries to be stone but anything and everything can melt him. But mostly Connor - he can never be as mean to his biggest brother as he means to be. So Roman introduces them thinking they'll be a good match. Willa won't be mean when Connor has his umpteenth bad idea but she won't lead him to them either and in return Connor will pay for anything and everything she wants

(Roman makes one joke about Willa being a hooker at a family garden party and she never lets herself be caught in a one on one conversation with him again. Roman might actually feel bad about that one.)

(Roman will be devastated if he's not the best man at Connor and Willa's wedding)

[twosdaywhensday]

which succession couple

[cdsplayer]

to me, stewyroman is just "i hate u and im gonna kiss u about it". i cant explain, but this is how they r to me

[puppietooth]

teenage roman having a crush on stewy is like. so hilarious to me but in an i agree way bc the way i see it is like:

kendall has stewy over for a while bc logan has fucked off to paris or something on a business trip. for the past two days roman has been trying to weave his way into hanging out with them, wanting to get closer to stewy, but everyone single one of his attempts have been met with a fuck off or a door slammed to his face on behalf of kendall.

it’s somewhere around two in the morning and roman can’t sleep so he tiptoes out of his room and heads down to the kitchen for a little snack, an image of the strawberry short cake they had for dessert after dinner in mind. as he nears the kitchen, however, he notices the lights are on, a string of whisper-hushed voices whistling into his ears.

lo and behold, he’s met with a scene of shirtless and boxer-clad kendall and stewy, both leaning against the counter as they pluck and eat grapes from a bowl sitting between them. they’re laughing, giggling even, and a sharp pain throng in roman’s chest when stewy reaches out and touches kendall’s bare shoulder with his hand. they both have spots of red-purpled patches on their necks, waists, chests and roman wonders if they had girls over.

so he stands there in his little striped pj’s, mouth agape, heart pounding in his chest, sweating as he watches his brother and his brother’s best friend feed each other grapes that have been sitting in their fridge for the better part of a week.

suddenly stewy turns and picks up the bowl, heading for the sink when he his eyes land on roman standing in the entryway. “holy shit, ken, your kid brother’s been creeping on us,”

and then kendall turns and then he wraps his arms around himself and then there’s a deep scowl on his face and then he’s saying “what the fuck are you doing?”

“uh,” is all roman is able to manage because stewy’s standing there, hand on his hip, silver nipple ring glistening and glimmering under the kitchen lights and — wow. he has a nipple ring. “thirtsy,” he eventually spits out.

kendall scoffs and rolls his eyes, brushing past him and out of the kitchen. “well hurry up and go back to bed or else i’m calling dad.”

“but it’s summer kendall,” roman protests.

“and you’re thirteen. thirteen year olds aren’t supposed to be up at two in the morning,”

roman rolls his eyes, sick of hearing kendall pull the age card over and over again. “and seventeen year olds are?”

“roman.”

and roman looks over to stewy for some reason, a tiny part of him hoping he’ll defend him against his brother.

but stewy only snorts, quips, “yeah ro-ro, tweenagers need their ten hours,” and ruffles his hair as strides across the room and joins kendall.

“holy shit,” roman whispers to himself, flushed, forehead damp.

he gets himself a glass of water and hurries upstairs back to his room and doesn’t get any sleep because he can’t get the image of his stupid brother’s shirtless, nipple ring bearing best friend out of his head.

[panevanbuckley]

okay but all that eye contact between stewy and roman this ep was so uncalled for like i know i asked for more interactions between them this season but i didn't expect them to be so damn fruity