#ron weasley textposts

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Harry: if Ron were to work at a bakery would that make him a ginger bread man?

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Ron: a steak pun is a rare medium

Harry: well done.

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Ron: what do you think Harry's going to do for the distraction?

Hermione: probably shout or throw a rock or something. That's what I would do

[building explodes and several car alarms sound}

Hermione: or he could do that

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Ron: the funniest thing happened today

Harry: yeah? Well I got a concussion

Ron: really? What happened

Harry: a bucket of water fell from the sky and crashed onto my head

Ron: oh

Ron: I was going to tell you that I levitated a bucket of water into the air and soaked an idiot

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Ron: Hermione

Hermione: Ron

Harry: Harry

Hermione: you just said your own name

Harry: it was the only one left

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Harry: the wasps won last night

Ron: oh cool, you watched the game?

Harry: *covered in stings and scratches* what game?

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Harry: I FELL OFF A 50 FOOT LADDER TODAY

Ron: whoa are you okay?

Harry: yeah I was on the first step

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Ron: so I was like "Ahhh! Spider!"

Ron: and the spider was like "Ahhh! Ron!"