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Harry: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Ron: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Ron: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Harry: The car takes a screenshot.

Draco: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Ron: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as roast chicken...

Harry: You would eat yourself?

Ron: I wouldn’t even question it.

Ron: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Draco: Harry no.

Harry: Mistlefoe.

Draco: Please stop encouraging him.

Draco: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Ron: We got spring water

Draco: NO.

Harry: with EXTRA minerals

Ron: it's like licking a stalagmite

Draco: DON'T COME HOME.

Harry: Mmmmm cave water

Kidnapper, negotiating with Harry: We have Ron. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed

Ron: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

Kidnapper:

Ron: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Harry, on the call: RON STOP

Ron: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Hermione: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Harry: Smad.

Ron: Correct answer.

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