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[astrronomemes]

HOME ALONE (1990): STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 1990 film, Home Alone. change & alter as needed.

"Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so."

"What am I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, congratulations, you're an idiot?"

"You're what the French call le incompetent."

"This house is so full of people. It makes me sick."

"I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass."

"Maybe he's just trying to be nice."

"There are fifteen people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble."

"Maybe you should ask Santa for a new family."

"I wish they would all just disappear."

"How fast does this thing go? Does it have automatic transmission?"

"You be positive. I'll be realistic."

"I made my family disappear."

"[Name], I'm going to feed you to my tarantula."

"If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses."

"What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do that."

"You're sick, you know? You're really sick."

"You're not at all worried about [name]?"

"Look, I've been awake for almost sixty hours straight. I'm tired and I'm dirty. I've been from Chicago to Paris, to Dallas, to... where the hell am I?"

"Now that I'm this close, you're telling me it's hopeless?"

"I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartner."

"You're afraid of the dark, too, [name]. You know you are."

"What's next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?"

"Instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys."

"There's a lot of things going around about me, but none of it is true."

"Well, this is the place to be if you're feeling bad about yourself."

"I really like my family, even though sometimes I say I don't. Sometimes, I even think I don't. Do you get that?"

"Deep down, you'll always love them. But you can forget that you love them. You can hurt them, and they can hurt you."

"You can be a little old for a lot of things. You're never too old to be afraid."

"Bless this highly nutritious, microwavable, macaroni and cheese dinner, and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."

"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?!"

"Maybe we shouldn't talk about this."

"It's pretty cool that you didn't burn the place down."

[neomadarkelf]

Long Live Svartalfheim (Open Starter)

The dark faerie woods, somehow you have found yourself here, whether on purpose or not. You snuck past the guards at the land bridge and through luck (or perhaps not) you found your way through the realm of the dark elves. Now you stand in the woods surrounding the capital city. 

The dark trees stand tall. Their leaves are a deep green and create a canopy. There is a star here and it is bright, though not as blinding and suffocating like the star on Asgard or Migard. The forest floor is covered in moss and vines climb up the trees. This jewel of the nine realms is not raining with blood nor are there skulls lieing everywhere as some would make others believe.

The scent of the flowers of Svartalfheim dance with the wind. One could easily get lost in these woods. The woods are quiet except for the natural sounds of a forest. It is so relaxing, one could just...

Your calm is broken by the sudden rush of movement and a streak of black flashes before your eyes before you hear the thud of an arrow hit a tree. Before you can react, a slender figure comes out of the shadows in armor, a woman. She removes her helm and reveals a young dark elf with strange, dark eyes. She unsheathes her sword, pointing it at you, "What are you doing trespassing in the realm of the Svartálfar?"