#rosemoonkiller

[themaraudersiguess]

Remus: Was I scary?

Sirius: No. Of course not. You were beautiful.

Yeah, that’s all sweet and fluffy and blah blah blah. But! What about:

Remus: Was I scary?

Barty: As fuck.

Evan: The scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

Barty: That was gorgeous.

Evan: I'd kill to see you like this again.

Barty: Same.

[astroidgarden]

Sugarbaby Remus Lupin

[maiiefizz]

Snippet "Drama Queen"

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"So, what are we going to do now?"

Barty looks at Remus questioningly and puts his hand right on Lupins crotch. Remus turns his head towards Barty and is about to speak when he feels something warm on his neck. Evan's hair tickles his cheek, while his mouth sucks at the sensitive skin on his neck.

Barty grins and starts massaging Remus through his pants.

He asks again.

"So, what are we going to do now?"

Remus has to concentrate, but he doesn't know whether it's because of the two empty bottles of firewhiskey that the three of them have drunk on their own, or because of his rage against Sirius, or because of the bruise that Evan has just put on Remus' neck, but he's having a hard time thinking at the moment.

"How about you two show me your room?"

He feels Rosier's grin on his neck. Barty's hand immediately disengages from Remus' crotch and grabs his hand instead, pulling him to his feet.

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Okay, I'm starting to translate it. I'm so hyped.

But it's so confusing. Everyone is HIM and HE or I have to call them by their last names but I...ahrbjdjdjd Trying to fix this.

But they/them pronouns confuse me just as much '-'

[themaraudersiguess]

When Remus starts hanging out with the Slytherin skittles, he notices a strange relationship between Rosekiller, which is “no longer a friendship, but still not dating." At first, he thinks it's better not to interfere and let them figure it out on their own, but after a year of watching them not moving at all, he decides to give them a little push. He talks to Barty, talks to Evan, talks to them together, helps them plan their dates etc. Even when Rosekiller had already started dating, they still came to Remus for “advice.”

That's how Remus got “no longer a friendship, but still not dating” with Rosekiller. And now it's up to Barty and Evan to somehow convince Remus to date them.

[themaraudersiguess]

Rosemoonkiller is, basically, Barty and Evan seeing Remus, who is actively wasting his "madness potential", and adopting him for later to understand that Remus can be even worse than them.

[themaraudersiguess]

Remus is a Gryffindor but wishes he was in Ravenclaw as his father was.

Barty is a Ravenclaw but wishes he was in Slytherin because he has more friends there.

Evan is a Slytherin but wishes he was in Gryffindor to prove his parents that they are wrong about him.

[themaraudersiguess]

Evan is a history nerd who learns everything about culture.

Remus is a history nerd who learns everything about wars.

Barty is a history nerd who learns random creepy facts.

[themaraudersiguess]

Evan is asexual, but that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy watching Remus and Barty have sex (which happens quite often, especially before the full moon). He doesn't feel aroused, but he likes aesthetics - his boyfriends are gorgeous, fucking perfect.