#rtte incorrect quotes

[dontgetcaught256]

Snotlout: I don’t need therapy. I have a mirror and the unwavering belief that I’m hot.

[violet-moonstone]

How I imagine Viggo and Ryker as teenagers

Ryker: *does something to scare the shit out of Viggo*

Viggo: this is why granddad doesn't FUCKING LOVE YOU

[caramelmiacchiato]

snotlout: hey, i'll have a large pineapple pizza, how much?

astrid *as the cashier*: oh its $10, but for pretty people it has a discount

snotlout: ohhh hehe, so how much does it cost for me?

astrid: $10.

[msnewobsessioneveryweek]

Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.

Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.

Viggo: Valid argument?

Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.

Viggo: Oh shi-

[uselessreptile]

Viggo (interrogating Tuffnut): Can you tell me what your relationship with Hiccup Haddock is?

Tuffnut: I’m Hiccup’s right-hand arm. Man. I’m Hiccup's everything. I'm his confidant, his best friend. His silly rabbit.

Viggo: His what?

Tuffnut: His silly rabbit.

Viggo: His silly rabbit?

Tuffnut: Yes.

Viggo: Is that what he calls you?

Tuffnut: No.

[kafeiin]

Hiccup: Careful, this place has booby traps.

Snotlout: Obviously! That's what I'm here for.

Hiccup: For the traps?

Snotlout: For the boobs.

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

Ruffnut: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house. Heather: You’re an American treasure.

[reallyprofoundkryptonite]

Krogan: the gods let me live another day and I’m about to make it EVERYONE’S problem.