#incorrect rtte

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Snotlout: I don’t need therapy. I have a mirror and the unwavering belief that I’m hot.

[screwby-dawg]

this kinda reminds me of snotlout being ignored by astrid every single day. rip snotman but idk you deserve it?

[daglout]

Viggo terrormailed me three pages of the worst names I'd ever seen in history of my life. And the three names that I'll never forget were Otto von Ruthless, Ice Dagger, and Fang McFrost. And man they don't get more suck ass than that.

Ryker, when asked about the latest hired mercenaries

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Snotlout: I think I’ve matured a lot.

Fishlegs: You tried to high-five Chicken and cried when she ignored you.

Snotlout: Growth isn’t linear.

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Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?

Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.

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Hiccup: Astrid, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Snotlout, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Astrid: How so?

Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Tuffnut: If I die, avenge me!

Fishlegs: You stubbed your toe.

Tuffnut: And I might never EMOTIONALLY RECOVER.