Rumor Mill Vol. XVI
Hey, loyal readers! Traysi hear, bringing shocking news from the Deplian Badlands of northern Eldin.
Thunderstorms have been raging up here for the past few days, and I almost regretted coming up here. But that changed when I saw
this one hylian dressed in rubber.
Now, for those who've never been to the badlands, there's a barren ridge north of the mountains. Legend has it that a fire dragon dwells above this ridge, and that's why it's so inhospitable.
Of course, that doesn't stop the lynels that prowl these parts. It also doesn't stop thunderstorms from pouring down the fury of Nayru on whoever's unlucky enough to be wearing metal at the wrong time.
But that didn't stop this hylian from traversing the area. I saw the whole thing from beneath an overhang on the mountainside. A hylian was fighting these lynels, covered in rubber in the middle of a thunderstorm, and winning.
Even being struck by lightning multiple times didn't bring this guy down. He broke several swords on the monsters, but just picked theirs up after he killed them.
It was... incredible. I've never seen such a proficient fighter. I've heard stories about champions of old, ancient heroes and the like, but to see a one man army like that with my own eyes?
Traysi's Recommendation: ★★★★★
