#rwbyincorrect

[toriwest]

Yang: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.

Yang: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Ren: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

[toriwest]

Ruby: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Jaune: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[toriwest]

Future Oscar to RRAYNBW whenever they meet a new character and wants them to join

Oscar: Guy’s we can’t ADOPT people our age or a couple years younger

Nora: Ha! Check your records! You’re now legally Oscar Valkeryie, Lie, Arc, Rose- Xiaolong, Schnee, Belladonna, Branwen!

Oscar:… Okay when and how-

[toriwest]

Weiss, skipping rocks on a lake with Oscar: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Oscar: Yeah, it is.

Oscar: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

[toriwest]

Jaune, to Weiss: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.

Weiss:

RBY:

ORN:

Salem:

Pyrrha in heaven:

Vale:

Atlas:

Mistral:

Vacuo:

The gods:

Ozpin: Cha Cha real smooth

[toriwest]

Pyrrha: Who hurt you?

Jaune: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Pyrrha: ...Yes, actually.

[toriwest]

Ozpin: *Locks Oscar in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Oscar: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

[toriwest]

Jaune: I like your top, Snow Angel!

Weiss: I have a name, you know.

Jaune: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.