#rye auss

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mbj! Human Torch is a jock and a flirt that wants to get into Spider-man's pants.

mbj! mj is an artsy tease who likes to lead peter on.

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Spideytorch au where Johnny thinks Spider-man is just fucking insane (but hes kinda into it)

One night after Spider-man had teamed up with the Fantastic Four, Johnny and him were cleaning up afterwards in an alley and Peter just crumpled to the ground as if in pain. Johnny, the empath he is, asks

'omg what's wrong? do you want me to get someone? do i call an-' "SHHHH. can't you just- like- cauterize the wound" '...huh'

Peter had gotten stabbed in the abdomen and when Torch put his hand on the wound to close it he stares into spideys eyes hoping he can actually do it at the same time his hand burst into flames. The next time they meet Spider-man is obviously in much better and apologizing profusely, but Johnny can't help but staring at his stomach and watch him during the fight (just to make sure he isn't hurt again - no other reason)

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au where Clark Kent goes to interview Bruce Wayne, but he's unknowingly wearing a Kryptonite bracelet so when they go to shake hands Clark just doubles over in pain. When asked Clark just says the first thing that he knows hurts humans

"got erm... stabbed"

Bruce ofc thinks its his fault bc this random reporter couldnt even make it to his house before being stabbed on the streets of Gotham so he takes Clark in (he refused the hospital) and has Alfred look over him

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SpideyTorch photography au

Peter Parker, Freelance Photographer, has cemented himself as the only person who can take photos of Spider-Man. So when The Fantastic Four are looking for a new photographer, for one of Reed's new products, Johnny (#1 spiderman fan) of course recommends Peter.

When Peter gets the email he half thinks he's dreaming/ half thinks hes been found out, but agrees anyway because moneys money and well. it's the Fantastic Four???

The shoot itself goes perfectly, but afterwards Johnny is basically corners him and makes him talk about Spider-man and when Peter is kind of forced to say "oh yeah i kind of know him ig". Johnny Flips Out.

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Spideytorch soulmate au

In this au you have a birthmark at the spot where your soulmate will first touch you. Most people have handmarks marks, occasionally an elbow or fingertip. Johnny Storm however, has a foot on his back.

Growing up his sister, with a hand on her shoulder, would tease him endlessly for it- wondering what woman he would piss off enough to kick him. And after he became 'The Human Torch' he always feared his soulmate would be someone he would be forced to fight against. So when he first meets Spider-Man in the middle of a fight while Johnnys hunched over catching his breath, and spiderman gives a quiet "sorry Torch" and uses his back as a launching pad, he doesn't even recognize that spiderman is his soulmate until after the fight.

Peter Parker was born without a soulmark. while uncommon it is not unheard of, often being used in soap operas his aunt would watch. So when hes patrolling one day and Johnny Storm of all people claims to be his soulmate, he thinks hes just being pranked.

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btw in "shawn takes a shot in the dark" that bullet went clean through the bone, you can see the hole in his shirt, honestly he should have like permanent muscle and nerve damage with how it was left unattended to for probably 12 hours and that's not even MENTIONING how he leaned on it and was being so active while actively bleeding out

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misunderstanding irondad au bc i love them

intern Peter Parker who is Tonys glorified assistant coming to the tower right after school, and Tony Stark prides himself on being an observant guy and hes not liking the picture this new intern is painting.

The kid is always wearing long sleeves and obsessively covers his wrists (to hide the webshooters), and as much as he tries to hide it Tony can always see a bruise or cut poking out his neckline (its hard to swing in the dark). He has never met the kid's parents (They're dead), it feel like peter tries to leaves as late as he can (May works the night shift and he doesn't like being alone), and he has these horrible eyebags that only get worse each day (Spiderman doesn't work during school hours). And Peter is always so jumpy, acting startled as if he heard a crash (he did) and staring wide eyed at doors as if he knows someone is going to come through the door (he does).

aka Tony knows exactly what it feels like to be alone and doesn't want to see his bright young intern throw his life away, meanwhile Peter is like "these are the best years of my life"

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Gelphiyero/ Gliyeraba au if anyone still cares...

So its a tragic love triangle story where they all love each other BUT think the other two just love each other. Elphaba thinks this because Glinda & Fiyero made that clear when they first met, Fiyero thinks this because they ran away together at the Ozdust & Glinda thinks this because of the Lion Cub/Train Scene.

Speaking of! At the train Fiyero doesn't leave, rather him and Glinda run after Elphaba to give her their gifts (the book & the poppy) SO when Elphaba opens the book and sees "I hope you get what you desire" She cant help but think of what Glinda said moments before about wanting the one thing she cant have & Invites them both onto the train.

NOW ONTO WICKED FOR GOOD!!! Glinda & Fiyero are both unhappy and both think it's because the other isnt with Elphie and ofc Wedding day comes! but Fiyero walks in on Glinda & Elphaba (to call of the marriage) and says like "Im glad you two can be together I know how much you love each other" and both of them are like ? you two like each other ANYWAYS after a LOT of tears all three run away together for a week THEN come back to overthrow Oz 😛