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[booklover2389]

Jesper and Wylan bring home a puppy on a heist:

Jesper and Wylan: *Brings a dog back with them*

Kaz: What have you idiots brought back this time?

Inej: This doesn't look like a stray, guys. Maybe we should put up posters...

Jesper: Yes, it should have a big picture of him and say "Is this your dog? *Wylan jumps in* Not anymore."

[alannacouture]

Me pretty much whenever any of my favorite couples fight, but Darklina takes it up a notch with their sexually charged bickering

[alannacouture]

See, totally innocent of everything! Just a man trying to stop the genocide of his people!

[alannacouture]

Sorry, but you can’t convince me Aleksander isn’t completely and totally in love with Alina. LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[alannacouture]

Oh, S1 Alina, you were the best…

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