#salesjun

[sexwithstilinskiandhale]

Ao3:

Me:

[s0dabeach]

i feel like someone already did this for squid game but whatever. silly messily made squid game ship meme thing

[yellowwwcrayon]

Imagine if it was the Salesman that Inho tasked to try and distract Junho/keep him from investigating the games instead of the boat captain, and the Salesman does too good of a job (they hook up repeatedly and then proceeds to actually get into a relationship).

Inho, who's keeping tabs on his brother's social media accounts across all platforms, sees one day that Junho posts a photo of them together with the caption "one year anniversary with this weirdo ❤️" and flips the fuck out, because that was not the deal.

And that ironically is what gets Inho to finally show up in his full Frontman getup, kidnap Junho in that limo, and tell his baby bro very very seriously that he has to break up with his boyfriend because that man is a freak. Stranger danger.

(Salesman probably fake cries to Junho about how Inho threatened him and the Hwang bros get into a shouting match, and Junho gets to say the classic rebellious teenage girl line of "you don't get to tell me what to do, you're not my dad!" and Inho goes quiet and cries a little on the inside.)

Junho: Mission Accomplished. I got laid and got my brother to come crawling back. Two birds with one stone. 🤪

[buwl-obr]

[pyresol]

Since I’m currently into Squid Game and I have a rairpair too, here’s my contribution to the Ddakho/Salesjun/Salesho Circle. Now, I shall hide.

[canonically47]

the duality of my two favorite ships being the fandom favorite...

...and the rarepair that has never interacted, only has like 50 fics, and a dream

[sketch-begginerr]

SQUID GAME SHIPS!!

Template: (NOT MINE!! (I found it on Pinterest so idk the author. If it's you, tell me and I'll put it))

[my-prompt-dump]

Salesjun this, Junhun that.

What if Junho entered the game and Thanos was like HELLO SAILOR

Imagine how stressed Inho would be. Forget Gihun and his plans to stop the games, this drug addled prick is not gonna come near his brother 🤬