chronic pain fucking sucks what do you mean i have to live with this for the rest of my life. looks at source memories HAVENT I BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH -sapnap (fictive)

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chronic pain fucking sucks what do you mean i have to live with this for the rest of my life. looks at source memories HAVENT I BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH -sapnap (fictive)
(i'm buying time while writing so i'm posting this stuff to keep you guys entertained lmao -Dream)
shit that should be in a fanfic that our system has actually said (two new entries from today) c!Sapnap edition
"you wanna kiss me so bad it's painful"
"i mean i could be your daddy if you want me to" *wink*
"what the fuck d'you mean you've got a sweatshirt on? i said i wanna see them abs"
"bend over."
all but one of these were said jokingly, if you can guess which one was serious i'll give you a cookie.
Man i miss my husband’s so much. I miss cuddling with them, The way quackitys wings would wrap around me and Karl while we slept. I remember the sound of their laughter, having pillow fights and letting them mess with my hair.
I remember setting up pranks on my dads Skeppy and Bad (bad & skeppy adopted me in my cannon) with Big Q, and laughing our asses off when one of them got caught.
If we meet again in this life, would you two hold me like you did then? Would you joke with me like back then?
-Sapnap 🤍 (tag as fictive please nd thank you!!)
Origins mod: exists
Me already clicking the blazeborn option: happy brain chemical go brrr
(i'm a dream smp sapnap fictive so this is the shit lol /pos)
Canfort food: spicy thick stews & potato dishes. stuff that warms you up and keeps you full. we used to eat it a lot in the tundra because it gave us a ton of energy to hunt and build and it kept us warm.
canon trinkets: my blaze rod enchanted with fire aspect 2 and knockback 2. PLEASE PRIME smacking shit around with that particular blaze rod was SO fun
canon habits: I'm still pretty wheezy when I'm mad because of the whole blaze thing. entirely psychosomatic, it doesn't affect the body's breathing, but still.
-Sapnap, fictive, #graveyard🪦
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Canon deaths: Technically twice. First one was because i drank a Fire Res pot gone wrong, went to the Nether, then died and respawned as a Blaze hybrid. The second time was because i stepped into the End Portal ascended to demi-godhood! which does in fact temporarily kill you in case you're wondering
Canon switch-ups: i had a neutral opinion on literally nearly everyone compared to source. Dream, George and I kept almost entirely to ourselves in our frozen little corner of the SMP, and we didn't attack anyone unless they had a problem with us. We're super heavily canon divergent, though, so thats probably got something to do with it
- Sapnap, fictive, #graveyard🪦
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